The Night is Dark and Full of Memes

19/F/UK History, TV, Youtube, ASoIaF, and dogs. Joe Gilgun is my bae

[exxos-von-steamboldt]

[stormchildknight]

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[mythologer]

1947 Lithograph Domus Roman House Vestibulum Atrium Peristylum Genevieve XHD7

[felixzehender]

[detailsdetales]

Judith II (1909)

Gustav Klimt

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

donate to my kickstarter so i can build a time machine and

get julius caesar addicted to hentai

seduce cleopatra

“oh but how will you seduce cleopatra?” you might ask because you’re a moron. it’s simple: i’m 6′2″ and i’m fat. fatness was considered attractive back then because if you were fat, that meant you were wealthy enough to get fat. plus, 6′2″ is unreasonably gigantically tall in the BC times. 

so cleopatra will be like “a giant? AND he’s got stretch marks?” and she’ll instantly become infatuated with my rotund, hairy body 

then i will live in royalty for the rest of my days. kickstarter backers will have their names written in my tomb, baffling archaeologists for centuries to come. 

[theirisianprincess]

My favorite part of this is that OP didn’t feel the need to explain how he’d get Julius Caesar addicted to hentai.

[thewowsignal2026]

Murderess is a strong word to have attached to you. It has a smell to it, that word. Musky and oppressive, like dead flowers in a vase. Sometimes at night I whisper it over to myself. Murderess. Murderess. It rustles like a taffeta skirt across the floor.

[hamishsteele]

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“How d'you get so good at drawing?”

[ahneunjin]

[keybladesoras]

Papa Steve and his ducklings.

[animusrox]

Quite an experience to live in fear, isn’t it? Blade Runner (1982) | dir. Ridley Scott

[michaelmilkers]

you fucking degenerates: it was an accident!!!!!! it just slipped out!!!!!!! he forgot he was live!!!!!!! IT WAS A HEATED GAMING MOMENT!!!!!!!! 

me: thinks about vinny from vinesauce, someone who exclusively does livestreams, someone who has had plenty of Heated Gaming Moments and once got so enraged at continuously losing at mario kart that he literally threw up, but has still never accidentally said a fucking racial slur 

 me:

[bangtandaone-deactivated2024051]

#same

[weloveperioddrama]

period drama + cloaks (requested by anonymous)

[ellenripleys]

The Queen of Sci-Fi

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[hyrude]

tell me why this budgetless gay youtube series made for fun by a group of friends has the best editing and writing of anything i’ve watched in a year.

also tell me how this single scene can contain every single one of the top three most iconic lines in history.

[newtgeiszler]

not to be cosmic or anything but who was i before watching this?

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