Cowboy Shit, For Fun

23

[louisegluckpdf]

anxiety will have you thinking things like "will everyone hate me if i order coffee at the coffee shop" and "will people think i'm crazy if i work out at the gym"

[genfishycae]

I made it. I can sleep peacefully knowing I edited these two to Sailor Song by Gigi Perez. But really, stop staring into each other’s eyes like you’re unbelievably in love because you’re doing it IN FRONT OF MY SAND!!!!

[z-ppy]

my favorite gen kill fact is that the real marine sergeant brad colbert, upon being shown a screening of the show at camp pendleton, watched some scenes through his fingers because he was so embarrassed

[dulldoc]

Watercolors +pen on paper

[strangethings-everywhere]

ray person would’ve made hot to go, pink pony club, and good luck babe go platinum in that humvee and you know it

[depsidase]

[mkw-writes]

The fucking SEED BUNKER??

[woefully-undercaffeinated]

Me: at this point it seems like they're secretly working for some entity specifically trying to bring about the end of all things.

The eldritch horror from beyond time and space: no, I'm just as baffled as you are

[scratch-meowt]

my hottest take

[keeper-of-the-flames]

Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.

[pusheenthenerdcat]

guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare

[maimonideznuts]

[pusheenthenerdcat]

yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety

(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)

[gazlightmehardergazzy]

How Winters out here eye-fucking Nix constantly and expect his men to think it was just “band of brothers” type shit.

Literally so DISGUSTANG.

[duallpa]

SABRINA CARPENTER photographed for the 2025 Brit Awards

[ghostellie]

In tears rn why did I just see someone say Trump’s felonies don’t matter because he “isn’t the first felon president” by bringing up Ulysses S. Grant… the man was arrested for a misdemeanor. The crime in question? Speeding a fucking horse-drawn carriage 😭 1872 version of a speeding ticket

[prismatic-bell]

And he accepted his fine, supposedly even saying "Officer, do your duty" to the policeman who arrested him.

Incidentally, all things considered, I feel like it's relevant to mention Officer William H. West, his arresting officer, was a Black man.

[roberttingle]

all tom hanks needs to do is release the 13 minute unreleased dick winters Paris bathtub masterbation scene and it will turn the tides I will watergate this damn poll if I have to

[kn1ghtma1d]

me when i remember i can paint

[dulldoc]

Joseph liebgott from:- band of brothers

Watercolors on paper

[aliciax3]

[s-k-y-w-a-l-k-e-r]

[lizardsfromspace]

Trump is appointing three washed-up actors as "ambassador to Hollywood" in order to bring back the "Golden Age of Hollywood". Which has historical precedent: there was an ambassador to Hollywood in the Golden Age, too. His name was Georg Gyssling and he was sent by Hitler to monitor the activities of Hollywood studios. To make sure their films didn't say anything anti-Nazi, resulting in many attempts at anti-fascist films being shut down by the Hays Code. Just a fun historical Hollywood fact there

[pumpkincreampied]

just logged onto tumblr like “oh i haven’t been on here in a while.” look at my bio, it says 19… i’m 23