burn my dread

yeah. a heart made fullmetal.

[pumpkinhorror]

hello and welcome!

i'm allister, just your average history student. i'm in my mid-20's, she/her and they/them pronouns are equally fine.

i enjoy a lot of things - video games and animation most of all. i do a lot of writing fanfic, which you can peruse on my ao3 account here, and a lot of drawing fanart, which you can find tagged here. my husband is an even better artist, and i like to collab with him! you can find him here.

as of writing this, i'm really into fullmetal alchemist, but i have what the psychologist called "severe" adhd so sometimes hyperfixations come and go and sweep me away with all the force of a rip current. this blog is extremely reblog heavy and works on a queue most of the time.

I DO NOT USE GENERATIVE AI. I NEVER HAVE AND I NEVER WILL. MY CONTENT IS HOME GROWN AND ORGANIC. if you see me posting a lot of fic or art in quick succession i'm just insane and hyperfocused.

enjoy your stay in my carefully curated house of nonsense!

[gaybichon]

not even funny how true this is for me

[twinktorturer]

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

[browsingfreakshit]

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

[probuccalfat]

you people will make anybody a daddy dom it’s so scary

[wannabemumma]

“Hey store manager from the hit movie Elf, what is the primary group that celebrates pride month and, more importantly, when does it start?”

[notgreatbob]

''i wasted those years'' who cares. you lived the only life you could've lived in those moments

[callmezeemonic]

You did the best you could with all you had and knew. That was then. Here is now

[castaras]

prev tags correct

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

have you guys been on the rest of the internet? because as bad as this, that shit is terrible.

tumblr is reduced harm internet.

[pumpkinhorror]

mother and child

[dailycatsblog]

[dajo42]

Do a little dance. Make a little love. Get the FUCK down tonight.

[dajo42]

people werent ready for this post in 2011. what about now

[tvguts]

every single time time i try to check facebook marketplace for furniture i get jumpscared by this (admittedly sick) custom baljeet coffee table

[johanna-swann]

you know, that post about the advantages and disadvantages of turning different Phineas and Ferb characters into coffee tables makes a lot more sense now.

[cometcrystal]

out of the backyard gang baljeet is one of the worst to make into a coffee table. ferb would also be pretty bad. phineas and isabella would be mid because they have those bigass heads but the skinny bodies. might be worse than baljeet and ferb if you're a person who cares about symmetry. buford would objectively make the best coffee table because his silhouette has the most evenly-spaced surface area. now if you wanna talk about pnf characters in general i think pet mode perry would be the best coffee table out of all of them

[symbolblue]

love this kinda post where you have to have seen a different specific post for it to make any sense at all

[pumpkinhorror]

does ortus know how to do the fuckass doodle s

[himborc]

[pumpkinhorror]

i'm enjoying harrow the ninth a little less than gideon the ninth for the same reason i don't read self/reader insert fics. i just don't like second person narration

[butch-tradwife]

For everyone who ‘used to love reading’ but now hasn’t finished a book in years, you CAN get it back. Genuinely start bringing a book (preferably short and either fiction or a non fiction topic you already really enjoy) everywhere you go and when you have 5-20 mins waiting for the bus or at the doctors office or mechanic or whatever, get out your book and read it! You don’t have to finish it quickly or even read it often but it is so good for your brain and fun to get into the habit of reading more (and replacing being on your phone for those moments). Source: I read 0 books in 2023 and I’ve read 12 in the first 4 months of 2026

[70sscifiart]

Me, logging on to work after the long weekend