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Three Goblin Art
Not today Justin
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
@theartofmadeline
dirt enthusiast
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we're not kids anymore.
art blog(derogatory)
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
oozey mess
Claire Keane
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cherry valley forever
shark vs the universe
taylor price
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@biznix
Everytime a man acts gallantly or otherwise like a sir he is awarded with #GentlemanPoints which can be redeemed for any number of knicknacks like pipe tobacco or top hats or similar gubbins. I myself am saving up for the .45 revolver #TallyHo
random sketch
the potion seller discourse is insane. cop walks into a chemist's lab and demands pure undiluted morphine. chemist says hey i don't make this for human consumption. cop insists repeatedly, crying, shitting himself. in no way is the potion seller in the wrong here.
"the potion seller is an asshole who should have just given the knight the potion!"
you would not last 1 day in customer service
No, see, he's an asshole for not giving the cop the potion to kill himself with.
See i would absolutely agree with this take but being directly responsible for killing the Knight would tarnish the Potion Seller's name across the kingdom. + the Knight is insisting he's going to die in battle anyways.
clearly this is why your url is pretend-wizard 🙄 we don't know that the potion seller can't make potions that let knights handle stronger potions, all we know is that the potions that the potion seller does have are too strong. if he is effectively a pharmaceutical supplier, he probably would be supplying to other potion sellers lower down on the chain to sell distilled & diluted versions of his potions. but this, like everything, is simply an inference. with our limited facts at hand, i choose to side with the worker rather than the landed gentry.
I once made a potion that kills you but the undying one drank it and lived and it ruined my reptutation so now i'm forced to weave small coats for beetle grubs. i cant complain the beetles have good money but now whenever im spotted on the street the peasants mock me and call me beetleboy
hi beetleboy LOL hows your beetles. loser
unrestrained summer fun
havent drawn a self portrait in a while
we need to invent a way to explain how deep running and pervasive and subliminal racism and antiblackness is without immediately sounding like an insane conspiracy theorist
female characters are always lighter than male characters. strong characters are almost always dark. aggressive characters are almost always dark. peaceful and intelligent characters are almost always light. even amongst darker characters the lightest one is usually either the leader or the girls. dark is evil and light is good.
if you try to explain this to a white person they look at you like youre insane
briefly pursuing a career in animation radicalized me on this. So many stories from the industry about how you have to start with your character design as dark as possible, because INEVITABLY you'll get "notes" from higher-ups asking you to make them lighter.
In a class about making a pitch bible my teacher once role-played as a shitty executive with a classmate, pressing them in intentionally abrasive ways about why they made their characters diverse. He emphasized that we had to learn to defend these things, because the racism in the industry is extremely deliberate.
Ronald Wimberly's comic essay, Lighten Up, stays evergreen
i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow
goat dog
Layered cliffs under clear sky by qing ying
T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"
Matched with a half elf on wrindr (Wizard Grindr) who wants a nice domestic night, so I decided to forage mushrooms for a risotto for a meal before he comes over. Read a new book on rare and magical mushrooms and there’s one that can feed directly off of iron but is still edible, Feddlemen’s Steel Cap, but I found out it has other problems.
Found a patch coming off a sword sticking out of a long dead skeleton, but it turns out they also hold all of the memories of the moments of death by anyone slain with the iron they feed off of.
So there I am, belly full of risotto, half elf with his shirt off, and then we’re both screaming over visions of getting skewered and beheaded time and time again. FML.
She's being so big and brave.
Caught myself spiraling and then remembered it's just my body not wanting to exist in these temperatures
He's brown-eyed. He's lactose-intolerant. He has rheumatoid arthritis, gallstones, and several poorly-healed rib fractures. His tattoos might be evidence of a primitive acupuncture system. He lived around 3300 BCE in the Ötzal Alps.
I didn't say his name, but he popped into your head, didn't he?
repression doesn’t eliminate desire but distorts it
