Pumpkin's Place

pumpkin, they/them, transfemme, 24, imperialism is the root of all evil - we stay silly :3

[heathcliffbot]

06/05/2026

[wldasi]

it's time to kick solid metal as hard as I can with my soft boots

[teaboot]

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

[teaboot]

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

[evilvillain123456789]

I am going to fuck this cartoon character . (pulls lever, machinery begins powering on)

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[molabuddy]

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[praguegirl]

they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore 

[coughloop]

There was really no winning that one

[pseudomantis]

we should start giving testosterone to ants

[feralsquirrel666-deactivated202]

uncles

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[redstonedust]

its fun to remember we can use the big text if we want. bonjour motherfuckers. i'm posting loud as hell now.

[doggirlcomet]

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[gokusclit]

I’ve blocked people for being pregnant I never gave a fuck

[heathcliffbot]

06/03/2026

[autoneurotic]

like cocaine, their green eyes fixed on the television to pass the time until their two miles of elegant blinds halfway raised for the watching as you walked by, ‘look, come to the window! she carries a candle at midday while the sun’s still so high!’ but you knew better than to pay mind to what people and the devil say! call me outside, i’ll come running down into your vacant, intoxicating night, if you call me outside to their haunted streets, their red electric lights! oh, i’m on the sad side of a nowhere town but, sister, i’m all you’ve got so call me outside, i’ll come running down and then not another word

[nothingcliff]

05/23/2026

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.