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Jules of Nature
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trying on a metaphor
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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One Nice Bug Per Day
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I need you to mix all the chemicals under your sink to defeat the heartless
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No, yeah, it's really cool that you turned out to be the rightful holder of the Mandate of Heaven, that's fantastic, but you do know that you can only cash that in to become the emperor of China if you're within Chinese borders. That's the actual hard part. There have been like 30 known people with the Mandate of Heaven in the past 15 years, they just keep getting tracked down and executed by PLA hunter-killer teams before they make it over the border. There's naval mines all across the South China Sea to catch any rightful rulers trying to sail in under the radar too. Real tough stuff.
Would have been easier a few decades ago, but there's been, what, two, two and a half trillion yuan poured into reconnaissance and R&D since then. They can pinpoint the rightful ruler of China down to a 100-mile region anywhere on the world now. Spy satellites. Hope I didn't scare you too much. If it's worth anything, I think you've got a shot. You could get on a civilian flight to Beijing and see if they're willing to tank the diplomatic hit of shooting it down. That actually might work. Nah, I'm kidding ya. Seven of them tried that and got vaporized. You're fucked.
Good idea, good idea. One rightful ruler actually did manage to get into the Chinese embassy in Bolivia, back in 2009 I think. Kinda surprised you didn't hear about it, it was all over the news. NYT front page. But no, yeah, it turns out that the Jade Emperor or whatever imperial spirit judges the magic on this kind of thing thinks embassies are kinda lame. Saw the embassy trick and just thought it was some real loser shit. Yeah. Didn't work. Seems like it's gotta be the mainland or nothing. Bad luck for that guy though. The embassy guys peeled off his skin.
why is this image on my dash unironically
this is tight
this is dope as fuck
Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty.
Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty
Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty
Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty
Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty
Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty
Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway
happy pride to him
Gay broke sober king 🤴
early magic card: Dawn Hawk late-stage magic card: Hubert Farnsworth, Brilliant Inventor (tm)
early yugioh card: Cabbage Warrior late-stage yugioh card: Twilight Memnosinner Exhuvia
early pokemon card: Diglet late-stage pokemon card: Diglet ZZZ+
IN WESTERN AUSTRALIA!!!
Oh I had two of these guys! They wiggle when they pouce on their crickets! They really are little cats
I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.
seeing trans women out in public is like warm sunlight washing over me it genuinely brightens my mood