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[wordsnquotes]

I’m like that. Either I forget right away or I never forget.

Samuel Beckett, Waiting For Godot (via wordsnquotes)

[wordsnquotes]

It’s strange. I felt less lonely when I didn’t know you.

Jean-Paul Sartre, The Flies (via wordsnquotes)

[respectfulmemes]

[vanmorison]

my life is constantly just an inner monologue of “why did I do that”

[stanleytuccimane]

It’s the last round of Beat Bobby Flay. I stun Bobby and the audience with a bold choice of PB&J. Bobby is sweating - how is he gonna put a southwest twist on such a simple dish? He serves his on a tortilla with a chipotle jelly which leads to his failure. Geoffrey Zakarian, in tears of joy, announces me as the winner. Chef Anne Burrell is there, also in tears, she adopts me. Alex Guarnaschelli is bowing at my feet. The evil is defeated.

[quotethatshow]

[ludaprilgate]

[champagnechaachi]

[happy-watching]

[pumpkinspicelatke]

You only realize how unhappy you are when something happens to remind you of a time when you weren't sad all the time

[methlord-deactivated20210607]

no drugs can compare to the high i get when i finally understand something in math class

[youareliterallybeingsorude-deac]

if demi lovato wasn’t a pop singer she would be an assistant manager at sephora with a superiority complex

[chrissyisabear-deactivated20190]

am i the only one who is self conscious about my windshield wiper speed when it’s raining. like i gotta watch other cars to make sure im not being too dramatic

[notorious-aqaurius7]

Same

[stock98765]

whenever a site tells me i need to be 18 or older to enter i always go all like “lol yeah sure i’m 18 right yeah” and it takes me a second before i realize oh wait i actually am over 18

[kaetlynosmond]

[pumpkinspicelatke]

WHY AM I EVEN TAKING MY BIRTH CONTROL IF I AINT GONE GET LAID

[well-ihave-cats-blog]