Shipwrecked

kelly. fangirl. obsessed with sherlock, harry potter, lost, the book thief, poetry, benedict cumberpatch, tim curry, and david thewlis. read my fanfic here: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3628385/HedwigBlack

[kingwildex-deactivated20190919]

[ohgandalf]

[pussydeity-deactivated20151212]

[universi-tea]

concept: me, drinking coffee in a café in a foreign country. it’s raining outside. i’m reading my favorite book. everything is okay, and i’m never stressed. 

[tupacabra]

the academy award goes to me for acting like i give a fuck

[i-am-america-deactivated2016121]

Oh god. Twitter gives no fucks.

[abstractartandcats]

[tiffanarchy]

she is enlightened, transcending her corporeal kitty cat form and will soon transform into a being of pure fuzzy lil baby kitten light

[trashythingsgohere]

[folkstellar]

[tygaryen]

Thank you for explaining so fully. Perhaps these of fences might have been overlooked had not your pride been hurt by my honesty… - My pride? …in admitting scruples about our relationship. Could you expect me to rejoice in the inferiority of your circumstances?

[folkstellar]

I have seen a great many things. I have attended all the world’s worst disasters, and worked for the greatest of villains. And I’ve seen the greatest wonders.                                                But it’s still like I said it was: no one lives forever.

[punch-me-in-the-inkstains]

the signs as ross geller fuck ups

aries: getting fired for screaming at his boss for eating his sandwich

taurus: getting stuck in a pair of his own leather pants

gemini: saying the wrong name at the altar

cancer: faking a british accent for his first day as a professor then trying to phase it out thinking that nobody would notice

leo: being the only person to raise his hand when phoebe asked an entire party if anyone liked ross

virgo: getting his couch stuck halfway up the stairs of his apartment building, cutting it in half to extract it, then expecting a refund

libra: flirting with the pizza delivery girl by telling her that he happens to like 8 year old boys

scorpio: leaving teeth whitening strips on his teeth for a whole day and scaring his date by glowing in the dark

sagittarius: his fake tan

capricorn: trying to kiss his cousin then defending himself by saying that he hadn't had sex in a really long time

aquarius: holding a fake memorial service for himself and listening through the door as people were mourning

pisces: coming fourth in a vanilla ice lookalike contest and crying

[fuckoffstraightpeople-blog]

if someone is actually sorry then they’ll accept you not forgiving them- a person insistent on your forgiveness is not apologising for hurting you but trying to absolve themselves of any blame or guilt

[frank-e-sleep-no-more]

say it again

[gentle-harry]

It’s what people do, don’t they – leave a note?

[pennsasucky]

[fallenpotter-deactivated2015100]

BuzzFeed readers’ awkward problems, solved by Daniel Radcliffe. (x)

[hawkaye]

He does something to me, that boy. Every time. It’s his only detriment. He steps on my heart. He makes me cry.