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the only enjoyment in my life comes from making people laugh

so no wonder my life is so unenjoyable

A School Presentation

Me: Hey teach is it okay if I curse just a bit?

Teacher: *sigh* Okay but keep it minimal

Me: Nice

Me: Ghangis Khan or as I like to call him Fuck Machine 9000...

Update on that whole trip thing

Apparently because im not constantly reading a map to my mom shes incabable of finding her way and is on purposefully taking wrong turns to try and "teach me a lesson"

It is only increasing the time its taking us to get somewhere

On a road trip with my mom and all we've done is look at graveyards so if suddenly go missing whats left of me might be in small town virginia

i have been doing intense studies over the past year on only the most important topics, and after my long period of seclusion I have decided to release my findings:

if you main mercy you’re a lesbian no if ands or buts

#overwatch #science #the ottoman empire still exists and as long as you all pretend it doesn't we draw closer to the day when they form the super Ottoman Empire

fuck guys did you here about y2k that shits gonna be wild

taahko

wh. what is thot juice

vskokvidjs these horrible old boys….when ur a broke rowdy nyc teen u can pay like 3 dollars for one of these motherfuckers..3 dollars for the sheer joy of drinking 25 ounces of literal poison with ur pals while u wander around and harass ppl. mangorita is the best i hav one hopefully still waiting 4 me in my fridge back home i forgot to bring her to school with me >:(((

punchbuggyindigo

I’ll give you some good news kiddo, you do it’s sitting in the door of your fridge

Your thot juice is safe sinner