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@punchlined-blog1
CLOWN ??
Oh, how darling! He thought it’d be cute to try and jump ahead of his punchline. God, he could just TEAR the rest of that balding hair right out of this LEECH on his héritage de bourder. “Aw, TOUGH LUCK !!! The punchline was Sarah Gordon, but only the REAL Joker would know that right, pumpkin?”
❝ just because YOU know what your joke’ll be doesn’t make it funny, dipstick ! ❞ he CHORTLES, tilting his head away. ❝ so two clowns enter a bar ... sarah gordon ? i say it’s not EXACTLY a page-flipper. ❞ his expression is quizzical, his brow furrowed in thought. AHAH ! he’s got one.
❝ here’s a tummy-tickler ; a villain and a crook find each other in an alley. the crook holds up a driver’s license, and tells the villain that he’s going to use it to do terrible things. the villain starts LAUGHING, and the crook --- now the crook starts asking why, what’s so funny ? ❞ the joker pulls out a knife --- his knife, the only one he’s ever needed. ❝ at first, he stops laughing and tells the crook you’re an idiot, nobody would believe you were me. well the crook doesn’t care, he’s going to change the face on the license anyway, it doesn’t matter what he looks like. the villain wishes him well, and walks away. ❞ and this is where the joker starts laughing. ❝ you see ------- the next day, the villain flips on the tv and sees the crook’s mugshot. the man was ARRESTED for fraud the first day he used it, simply because HE COULDN’T be me ! ❞ though the likeness was uncanny --- which is the issue.
NOT IT !
“Heard THIS ONE before? Two clowns walk into a bar…” Joker didn’t like this I M P O S T E R . Stealing someone’s style, look, and voice? It’s the ultimate form of flattery! Joker HATED flattery. It made him want to wring someone’s neck, just for funsies.
@punchlined
the joker ( the obvious real one ) yawns, stretching his arms out as if he’s about to take a nap. this FAKER was out to nab his name, his title his legacy ! oh this just wouldn’t do, he wouldn’t stand for THIS. ❝ i’m sure i don’t have to ask but skip to the end and tell me how many LEAVE. ❞
i keep forgetting abt joker so im gonna make an active attempt to be here lmao soRRY
HARLEY !
“ is that a BANANA in my popcorn or you just happy to SEE me ?? “
❝ this might not be the time to say it, but there may NEVER be time again. i HATE this city. the crime and corruption and the filth — the subway and the crowds — ! but … i love it, too. it’s a PART of me, the way it’s a part of you. if gotham dies, they might as well bury me with her. there’ve been a lot of REGRETS in my life, batman, but there’s one thing i won’t forget. you and i fought in the same war. the war for the good this city has to offer. ❞
james worthington gordon. written by snake.
[sad joker icon here] i missed the 69 milestone
HARLEY.
“ yea-h, don’t sweat it, baby. my appetite went t’ the same place these guys are right now. ” oh, she can barely stand straight and she can barely be understood with that hand on her mouth preventing an accident that, believe it or not, could end up making the place be a tad bit more… unpleasant. it’s the smell, it’s the sight, it’s her skipping breakfast this morning; now mix all the previous things and add the pinch of uneasiness superstition never fails carrying. still, curious eyes manage peeking from behind his back—- “ ha, an’ to think he’s younger than you, boss. what not wearin’ sunscreen does to ya! so deteriorated. ”
—-, same pair seconds later widens with panic after landing on the toy he decided bringing, and she took a deep breath despite the smell and the joker’s arm is suddenly found captive of a set of tiny hands. “ noooow that’s a bit disrespectful, sweetie, he could get mad. ” last words sliding out in a raspy whisper.
the joker advances towards the body, twirling the knife in his hand. ❝ not to worry, baby ... we’ll be out of here in a JIFFY ! ❞ his hand LIFTS into the air, ready to come down on the corpse’s abdomen ---- when he’s yanked backwards. he keeps his arm in the air, turning his head around to face the anchor that keeps him still.
his smile fades only to return rather FORCED. ❝ harley ... ❞ the joker YANKS his arm out of her grasp, taking a moment to regain his composure. how SIMPLE this all was ; all he had to do was STICK the knife in this boy’s stomach and pull out what was rightfully his. if the bastard hadn’t swallowed it in the first place, he wouldn’t have to get his hands DIRTY ----- but alas. ❝ harley, pumpkin ... why don’t you go wait in the car ? i’d be done quicker if your WEAK COMPOSITION could only handle the most simple of DISTURBANCES. now out of my way, i’m BUSY. ❞
hey bois this is my walloft.ext for joker and gordon for u ppl to piss around on
❝ this reminds me of a joke … see, there’s these two guys in a lunatic asylum, and one night they decide that they don’t like being there anymore ; they decide to escape ! so when they get up onto the roof, right across a narrow gap they can see the rooftops of the town below. now the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem —– but his friend, oh no, he didn’t dare jump. you see, he’s afraid of falling. but the first guy has an idea ! he says ‘ hey, i have this flashlight ! i’ll shine it across the gap and you can walk across the beam and join me ! ’ but the second guy shakes his head. he says ‘ what do you think i am, crazy ? you’re just gonna turn it off when i’m halfway across ! ’ ❞
the joker. written by snake, inspired by mark hamill
HARLEY.
in her head, the thought of what a lovely day they had picked just for this was constant. y’see, gotham is the sort of place you have to look up and see who to thank in those fewer occasions the sun decides finally coming out and provide its citizens of vitamin d and all that other good stuff. leaves looked a bit greener and buds had flourished and clean air filled the lungs of everyone and the ice - cream truck had free pops for those looking extra happy today. those are some experiences she would kill just anyone to live right now—- lucky her, there wasn’t just anyone around at the moment. anyone alive, for that matter. but what did she have to envy of those outside when her very own ribcage swelled with the charming odor of the morgue?
“ a-a bit too macabre, puddin’. i thought we’d agreed leaving this gag f’r h-halloween time… ” well, at the very least, she’s with him.
♡ ≫ @punchlined.
ALL AROUND THEM WERE FAMILIAR FACES ! after all, how familiar the were with the dead and the quiet. so many gone out with a wondrous BANG. the joker inhaled deeply, taking in the dust and the dreary. he exhales, finding sweet relief in the cool indoors of the morgue, away from the blistering sunshine that gotham had blessed them with this day. but while he tried to enjoy himself, a NAGGING, pitchy voice had to just PIPE UP. oh harley, never satisfied are you ? ❝ oh, pooh, i know how much you wanted that picnic but we simply CAN’T today. ❞ eenie, meenie, miney, mo ---- that’s the one. the joker tossed the ledger aside, clipboard landing square in the nose of the morgue worker who had a wide GRIN in their unconscious state. ❝ daddy’s got work to do ... huahuahuah ... ❞ he chuckles, pulling the knife from his coat as he pulls out one of the dead drawers. ❝ there you are, old chum ! ❞
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the gun remains aimed at the clown and the hand holding it is far more patient than the woman it belongs to. pamela feels her jaw tightening whenever being called anything OTHER than dr. isley. ❝ i have no interest in financing your crimes against fashion, joker. ❞ she finally said after examining the madman’s outfit, deeply unimpressed by his choice of garments. however, something in the woman’s sharp glare SOFTENED. ❝ but i would rather learn to tolerate your ugly outfit than batman’s. ❞ the gun was set upon her desk. SLOWLY. as if any sudden movements might send the clown into a frenzy ; he was a ticking time bomb whose watch no one could read. it had a will of its’ own. and dr. isley had every intention of surviving that evening. pamela bent one leg over the other, holding her chin up high, facing the clown exactly the same way she had faced that morning’s meeting. she had spoken to rows of wayne enterprises employees who’d rather look at her cleavage than listen to what she had to say. probably for the best, thought pamela. being underestimated always made it easier for dr. isley to catch others by SURPRISE. ❝ what exactly are you offering? ❞
GIDDY AS A SCHOOLBOY ! the joker takes a seat and leans backwards, lounging as if a weight had been lifted off his shoulders. though the work had just begun. ❝ i’m SO happy you feel that way, babes ! what i offer is SIMPLE, and my payment is even simpler. ❞ his hand goes back into his jacket, and he pulls out a large knife and a sharpie. grabbing the nearest piece of paper, he draws a crude and silly batman head. the joker places this upon her desk, and with a loud THUD, drives the knife through the paper. ❝ there, simple enough ? all i need in return is ... your help. ❞ the joker reveals the inside of his jacket, two canisters attached to tubes leading up to his collar and out into the green flower decorating the exterior. they were empty, sadly, and it truly saddened him. ❝ see, you and i would both benefit from the batman being taken out of the picture, but i’m in a spot of bother ! my dearest darling and i have run short on cash and simply don’t have the money to get by ... a pity, i know, but YOU have the means to provide me with what i need ! ❞ the joker hops up out of the seat, a hand outstretched towards pamela. ❝ do we have an accord ? ❞
i been workin all day on g.ordon but im drunk and tired and feelin meme-y so like this and i’ll send you a meme OR you can send one to me and i’ll see if i can muster up enough strength to write it out
i have no reason for this i just might be a little deadpool-starved
i do solemnly swear to spare u all nsfw joker content
hi is this buttdad
no this is jamster the clown prince of fuck off hangs up the phone
The Joker and Batman by Bruce Timm