I'll Still Think Of Something Later

[meezer]

I Saw The Money Grow

[slimetony]

I can’t continue campaigning as a knight in my lords retinue because I made my squire smoke an entire pack of prerolls and threw him from the back of my horse into an enemy pike square

[sweatermuppet]

cannot stop saying "dude im always saying this" after a friend says the most highly specific never-before said sentence

[homestucktrashnow-deactivated20]

hiring a wizard to break whatever curse is holding henry kissingers shitty body together and laughing with childish glee as he instantly collapses into individual limbs like a lego character

[wolfcat-hybrid]

OP can I get your wizard's number

[homestucktrashnow-deactivated20]

sure dude he's number fucking 1!!!!

[sisyphusshrugged]

we all have that one homie who volunteers to take first watch that they might contemplate the heavens in solitude

[powerburial]

*dracula flow voice* that little dog coughing. sounds like a silenced pistol

[crisis-actor]

[coughloop]

im talking 200 tylenols from your local pharmacy. All in you're paying 19 bucks. Thats less than 10 cents per high. you follow?

[cryptotheism]

Oh I follow

[cryptotheism]

[We are floating facedown in a municipal swimming pool]

[snug-the-joiner]

All of us?

[coughloop]

All of us

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

steely dan pleistocene megafauna AMV

[hungwy]

Noted seapunk and shantyrap group twenty one captains

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

Turning the brightness all the way down on my phone so the businesswomen on my 7am train can't see me suck shit at sudoku

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

there are many amazing minds across this world

[memorycycle]

genuinely i feel like theres a big ass minotaur underground waiting for his day to come

[cheddar-baby]

i bring a skip to my lou energy to the funeral that the pallbearers don't really like

[powerburial]

yeah man Thursday night. Thursday night man lets fucking go

[lmaonade]

100 dvds in your home

[jame7t]

99 dvds now

[lmaonade]

hey. dont eat that.

[chirugali-deactivated20211020]

have surgeons written poetry abt slicing open skin and playing god on a daily basis bc I need to read it

[kummatty]

pilots should also be writing poetry abt entering the realm of birds through a machine imitation w a village of strangers they’re responsible for transporting through the sky