i'm gonna fuck mothman.

john | he/him | 17 tag me in posts about vocaloid and cryptids.

[bigtopz-blog]

hair down, as promised

feat. a necklace gladion got me

[punghost]

💬

//j is john's best friend who he just so happens to have a ginormous crush on! and now that it's confirmed that j knows about this crush, he looks at j and he mostly just feels shame.//he wants to change this though! he feels super awful about making everything awkward for himself and really just wants to get over his romantic feelings.//which j isn't helping by being so DAMN ATTRACTIVE... john is generally someone who is attracted to people who could kick his ass, and the fact that j could literally rip the air out of his lungs isn't helping. john mostly just hopes that j never wears anything around him that shows his biceps, because he'll literally just spontaneously combust right then and there.//besides all that, though, j is still johns best friend. and he's not too good about opening up yet, but he's getting there. he wants to share everything with him. he wants to be honest with the guy, cuz he loves him, ya know?//tldr: john is alarmingly bisexual but he really just loves j a lot and wants to be as close to him as possible.#ooc #bigtopz

[bigtopz-blog]

pika-pi?

greninja, pichu, togetic

[applejuiceandblasphemy]

punghost:

woooooooo… i am haaaaaaunting you… (knocks a cast iron off of the pantry.)

thanks man that pan is an asshole serves you right pan anyway i think ghosts are allergic to iron or whatever so good job dude you imaginarily ghost died learn to play n00b

[punghost]

what? where'd you hear that? i've never heard that before. is that like werewolves being allergic to silver? must everything have its own downfall?

[applejuiceandblasphemy]

punghost started following you

oh shit its a ghost

[punghost]

woooooooo... i am haaaaaaunting you... (knocks a cast iron off of the pantry.)

[artillery-blade-master]

Send a 💬 to hear how my muse feels about yours.

[punghost]

j.d. just looked at me thoughtfully and put a paw on my arm and croaked softly and i'm just? what does he want? what is he asking for?

[thecheshiresmiles]

everytime I hear about children of the corn I think about the guy I met at comic con who actually lived in the town they filmed that movie at, and on the farm where they filmed in the corn. he was a teenager at the time and him and his friends would get drunk on moonshine and rustle the corn and let the air out of the tires of the production team’s trailers and shit. and now there’s Wikipedia pages about how the children of the corn set was haunted and they thought they angered god but it was really just drunk hillbillies

[superiorhomo]

I don’t like adding to posts but I also have a funny story like this, so I was watching the movie the Blair witch which takes place in burkettsville maryland, which to me is so funny because that is were my grandfather lives and the town is literally just old people and cows with their main street consisting of a post office. Well anyway he told me that after it came out people were coming in like bus loads to the town to find the witch and my grandfather lives up in the Mountain area and people were up in his property trying to find the witch and it made him angry so he went out and hung up stick people and stacked rocks and it freaked the people out so they started thinking something was out there when really it was my 80 year old Italian grandpa who wanted people out of his woods.

[ginathethundergoddess]

We had ghost hunters come to a historic house in my town to film and if you think every high school kid in town respectfully stayed at home that night instead of going to fuck up that filming you’re dead wrong.

[animentality]

this is comforting, actually, sometimes paranormal things are just a bunch of bored people dicking around in the woods.

[kalyayev-deactivated20180228]

New favorite cryptid: locals

[punghost]

@arlsms d'you wanna hang out in person today?

[keithkeithfallinspace]

Does anyone else have that One Person that, no matter how emotionally and socially drained u are, u enjoy their company

[canidgrit]

punghost:

i didn’t know you sang!

heh, I’m not that good really. But I’ve been in band a few years

[punghost]

ohhh. what do you play?

[canidgrit]

punghost:

you good, dude?

U!h yeah, I’m pretty good Practicing this new song I found

[punghost]

i didn't know you sang!

[canidgrit]

“I was on my own  Starin’ at the ceiling  Hold, holdin’ out.” 

[punghost]

you good, dude?

[fireworksmoved]

they never last

[punghost]

it's 5:22 am and j.d. salinger hopped into my bed and curled up against me and started snoring immediately.

[paperpalooka]

List of American kaiju

1: King Kong 2: Cloverfield monster 3: Clifford, the big red dog

[leomon32-deactivated20260129]

4: Paul Bunyan

[teamrocketing]

the signs as stereotypical anime protagonists

aries: spiky-haired teenage boy who gets in people’s faces all the time, is probably late for class daily, has a crush on the girly girl who doesn’t like him

taurus: the dark-haired, cool twentysomething who sits at home and is unwillingly dragged into a magical adventure

gemini: the fast-talking magical girl with impossibly long hair whom everyone likes and who keeps talking about the power of friendship

cancer: the moody, lazy student who can’t be arsed to do his homework and doesn’t notice that every girl in his class has feelings for him

leo: the heir to the dojo, the hard-working, decent son of a great father who will do everything to restore his family’s legacy

virgo: the library nerd who has secret crushes on all the guys around her and doesn’t act on them, is trying and failing at being an artist

libra: the cool, collected older sister who is surrounded by rash and wild younger kids. she knows it all, and tries her best to stay out of the magical conflict waiting to happen

scorpio: the scarred badass who survived wars, witnessed slaughters, carries a huge sword and talks to people in a low rumble, never cries but secretly sweet

sagittarius: the wild, jumpy, all-over-the-place adventurer who rushes off to build his latest invention or discover the next magical crystal, stumbles through conversations but everyone likes them

capricorn: the wise-cracking laidback guy in the back who sucks on a straw and tries to pass himself off as lazy, yet is secretly a master in swordfighting

aquarius: the artistic teenage girl who runs around, crying and being dramatic and making an impact on the life of the dreary, serious older boy she likes

pisces: the peace-making gifted special child with a weird hair color and a tendency to surround herself with loyal friends, who sets off to stop the war