A Glitch in the Davetrix

help im trapped in a computer jk not actually trapped just kinda living there parttime its been a weird couple years ---- [indie dave rp]

[applejuiceandblasphemy]

creativegeneric:

Are you also good at having those expectations dashed to a million pieces because it just doesn’t fucking happen.

man this is killing me youre so troll cruel

[applejuiceandblasphemy]

creativegeneric:

You can’t just add the word ‘troll’ on to the beginning of a thing and expect it to be an actual thing.

i can actually im very good at expecting things

[creativegeneric]

What the fuck is a sportsball.

[applejuiceandblasphemy]

its the human version of troll sportsball

[creativegeneric]

applejuiceandblasphemy replied to your post: I have a nerd here.

i have a nerd and will force him to play sportsball unless my demands are met

applejuiceandblasphemy replied to your post: I have a nerd here.

so is this like a hostage declaration or what

What….No??

[applejuiceandblasphemy]

free the nerd

[cyberneticlagomorph]

applejuiceandblasphemy replied to your post “THERES A WEEB RECIPE BLOG IM FNUCKIN”

so how do you make a weeb

preheat your teenager to 13 yrs old

in a large bowl add angst, acne, and anime

stir

take a social media and run it through a cringe-sieve to remove the noncringy bits

add to bowl

you can also add mspaint and deviant art but that’s not necessary

add fictional thirst to taste

if you can’t find your own canonical waifu, homemade is fine

mix well and put into teenager

decorate with naruto headbands and sprinkle with ‘kawaii’ and ‘desu’ 

enjoy

[applejuiceandblasphemy]

quality recipe 5/5 uguus

[applejuiceandblasphemy]

cyberneticlagomorph:

he’s a litteral dog that digs through spacetime so… have fun w/ that? i combed his fur and turned it into yarn, not that hard. by him, i mean lee specifically

yeah dude i know where yarn comes from obviously wait that might not be obvious ok but anyway yeah not like ive never helped with spinning wool or whatever

[applejuiceandblasphemy]

hellhoundlee started following you

hey so are you where yarn comes from im dave btw

[applejuiceandblasphemy]

cyberneticlagomorph:

ppfft omg i’m trying to start out slow w/ this stuff b/c it’s kinda hard to get and i dont wanna waste it

yeah wheres it come from anyway ok full disclosure on your original post the first guy who liked it besides me was @hellhoundlee and i thought that was fucking hilarious so i followed him obviously hoping for some quality yarn related content

[autonomousambiguity]

me, someone else, someone else

Shit, fuck. Complicated shit.

I’m gonna go with marry someone else, kill someone else, and probably fuck you.

[applejuiceandblasphemy]

woah man im flattered out of nowhere too how did that even happen anyway sounds good

[cyberneticlagomorph]

applejuiceandblasphemy replied to your post “i made yarn out of hellhound fur it’s fireproof and im gonna make…”

thats basically oven mitts dude you invented oven mitts

that was the intention yes

[applejuiceandblasphemy]

dude you have magical fireproof yarn and the best thing you can think to make with it is blacksmithing gloves like think bigger do something that no ones ever done before youre magic dude the world is yours why not uh ok well like  a magic fireproof hat? no shit thats dumb uh you could yeah ok the oven mitts are a pretty good idea tbh

[arlsms-a-deactivated20231213]

applejuiceandblasphemy replied to your post: I really needed to sneeze but it was stuck and I…

learn to breathe noob

Instructions unclear, dick got caught in the ceiling fan.

[applejuiceandblasphemy]

and now the sneezing isnt bothering you right

[wingklipper-blog]

@applejuiceandblasphemy replied to your post “Mmn.. I suppose I am here..”

hey whats up

Everything and n9thing.

[applejuiceandblasphemy]

wow man me too what a coincidence

[ghostdirectordstrider-deactivat]

thank you for covering my dash in ghosts

[angelicgeneticist]

@applejuiceandblasphemy

You like Cola??

[applejuiceandblasphemy]

blasphemer i like apple juice url joke

[applejuiceandblasphemy]

circuitryme liked your post:autonomousambiguity started following you hey...

hey man ive seen you around the dash i musta missed you following me youre on the ai crew huh i mean not that i am i think fuck if i know man im pretty sure im more like a computer themed magic human than a program like my thoughts dont seem THAT different fuck i dunno anyway hey whats up

[elopingbreeze-blog]

Hello!! Rosie took a picture of me earlier this week. 

So, small local trans man says sup?

[ghostdirectordstrider-deactivat]

hey yeah that song was really good any other music recs

[applejuiceandblasphemy]

awesome man thanks