Arguing with the Kid in the Mirror...

"GET YOUR OWN DAMN TOOTHBRUSH. THIS ONE IS MINE." Just another 30-something, neurodivergent, queer-as-fuck Texan nurse who loves the arts, the sciences, and some games/sports. These blogs (this main and my many sideblogs) are nonbinary, GQ, trans, ace/aro, bi/pan, gay/lesbian, queer & etc. friendly. (Respect personhood and boundaries hawwww yeah.) (Y'all means all, y'all.) (But just to clarify: TERFs, Nazi's, the alt-right, and pedos are NOT welcome here. I see you I block you. BYE!) Call me Rei! Sleep is for the sane. (Psst: my sideblogs are way more fun.)

[punk-as-funk]

Stumbled onto this site for the first time in YEARS and god is this jarring like who the hell is even ON here anymore?!?!

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

apparently the dallas police dept set up an app where u can anonymously submit videos of ppl breaking the law so they can find and arrest them and kpop stans are spamming it with fancams to the point that it crashed… can we get 100k likes for our soldiers

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

for those asking if this is real. as far as i can tell it is. they’re also spamming the app store with negative reviews

[cielrouge]

[valdotpng]

[anxietyproblem]

[programmerhumour]

Somebody: Excel is a very clever app. Excel:

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

excel is right this is exactly how 2020 feels

[thisistheglamorous-deactivated2]

[antique-scarecrow]

this is it. this is the single funniest coronavirus meme. what the mcfuck

[mens-rights-activia]

[ladyandtheghost]

Also: 

[the-memedaddy]

Me_IRL

[sexceptionul]

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

[thedanliest]

why on earth doesn’t this have more notes

[outtelligent]

I actually had to do this once. She lived.

[faeirytale]

if you scroll past this on your dash you are absolutely heartless.

[natalie-as-herself]

Reblog this!! This can save somebody’s life!

[aika-chan01]

reblog.

help.

do not scroll down.

[nonextistentttttt-deactivated20]

I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYONE SCROLLS PAST THIS WITHOUT REBLOGGING I WILL LITTERALLY FIND THEM AND GIVE THEM A LECTURE

[danqueray-deactivated20200703]

may I just update this?

see the little thing that says help?

[josephdreemuur-moved]

Don’t ever scroll past this post. FUCKING NEVER SCROLL PAST!!!

[xcassidy]

🌸🌸🌸

[undiagnosed-autism-things]

Anyone know where it is on mobile ???

[i-am-a-moron-deactivated2020051]

You report the user, choose “something else”, scroll down and choose “suicide or self harm”

[femur-theif]

DO NOT SCROLL DOWN

REBLOG TO LITERALLY SAVE A LIVE

[im-just-trying-to-survive-man]

PLEASE REBLOG

[delusionalharmonies-deactivated]

Please , I lost my friend due to suicide ….. and most of my family…

[soft-for-izuku-midoriya-deactiv]

🤍

[haikyuuopworld-deactivated20210]

this will take less than a minute

[keremidi]

Please please please read this and reblog it!!!!!!!!!!!! It can save lives!!!!!!

[iivy-bee]

Please reblog this! I don’t want anything bad happening so we need to keep this info circulating!!

[gahdamnpunk]

If we are being honest this was evident even before quarantine but here’s another proof that children from lower income families don’t have the same opportunities as more privileged kids

[nancyishappy]

[utopiums-deactivated20220228]

WHEN YOU LURK & GET YA FEELINS HURT

[hwardlaunch]

Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.

[hwardlaunch]

And now since I officially have permission to use this photo

GET FUCKED

[depsidase]

[10memes]

[giulia2372]

“Excuse me sir, I think you have my sleeves”

[wizardlyghost]

and they were shirtmates

[homopower]

Oh my god, they were shirtmates.

[zackisontumblr]

me: *puts earphones in*

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me: oh right

me: *plays music*

[anxietyproblem]

[gunpowderandgelatine]

[yorksilk]

image transcription:

Pay model for delivery apps:

Excluding bonuses, DoorDash decides how much a delivery is worth based on distance. Let’s say DD has decided a delivery is worth $8.

If you tip $2 in the app, the driver gets $6 from DD and $2 from you. So they still get $8 total. 

If you tip $10 in the app, the driver gets $10 from you and nothing from DD. Congrats. You played yourself. You just saved DD $8 and the driver barely got a tip, even though you were generous!!

If you tip $10 CASH, the driver gets $8 from DoorDash in the app and $10 CASH from you, so they get $18 total. 

If you don’t have cash on hand, ask the driver for their CashApp or Venmo when they get to your door. 

Putting money directly into the hands of delivery people is how you ensure tips aren’t being skimmed. Other platforms have similar pay models. And, if you think I’m making this up, google the multiple class-action lawsuits against instacart for stealing tips.