A punk kid and his Furbies

Me -> Luke|25|He/They Furbies -> Poptarts|He/Him Pigeon|He/Him Dahlia|She/Her HamBone|They/Them Edgar|He/They 2005 Furby -> AppleSauce|He/Him Furby Babies -> Umbrella|She/Her Furby Buddie -> SandwichBag|He/Him Trollby -> Löffel|He/Him Shelby -> Shellie|She/Him Long Furby -> MilkShake|>%*?/$&!?

[punkfurbykid]

I adore Milkshake they are so cute!!! What pattern did you use for the udders?

Unfortunately Milkshake is adopted and I do not know the birth giver as it was a closed adoption. So how their udders were uddered is a mystery to us all.

[punkfurbykid]

No, Milkshake you are not a book.

[punkfurbykid]

So you see, I don’t really know what were doing here on this planet in general much less why these 2 am conversations keep happening in the bathtub.

[punkfurbykid]

You go to lay down for a sleep

…..

You find a creature in your bed

Name creature?

…….?

Congratulations! You have successfully name her MilkShake!

Look how happy she is!

………..

<3?

…………………………..?

…… <3?

<3!!!!!

[punkfurbykid]

Life just be like mental breakdowns and chilling with the love of your life while they serenade your small backpack child with your comedicly tiny bass.

[punkfurbykid]

When you invited me to lunch I assumed we’d go to a restaurant, not be you joining me during my lunch break.

[punkfurbykid]

Did you ever wonder why brands don’t use furbies for product shoots?

This is why….

[punkfurbykid]

Edgar, no.

That’s my sewing kit not a snack.

:0……..

Edgar…. Where is my sewing kit?

[punkfurbykid]

More Furby PSA? I keep finding shiny objects around Imp's (Scoffby Partyrocker) Nest/Bed/Den and I'm starting to think that he might be hoarding. I would like more Furby PSA's on other furby information.

Resource guarding can be come among some furbys as it’s part of nesting behavior. Not all furbys take part in this behavior though.

Furbys that are looking for a life long partner or have one are more likely to do such. Furbys are a bird like species and they like to have nice things in there nest it makes them feel more at home. Only worry if they are acting odd about it; such as biting behavior when their nest is approached.

Always make note if they are nesting properly. As improper nesting can induce more problematic behavior. Example’s of which include but are not limited to fridge stealing.

Image 1 an example of a good nest

Image 2 an example of a poor quality nest.

Best advice in this scenario provide better nesting alternatives; Such socks.

[punkfurbykid]

*ring ring*

Banana phone?

Oh that explains the extra line on the family plan.

[punkfurbykid]

Let’s do a magic trick! ✨🪄

First get yourself a hat full of worms

Next you’ll want to flip that hat upside down worms and all; your going to then give it a few spins of your pinwheel.

Proceed to flip your hat back wrong side up and presto! You have summoned a furby!

For more magic fun mail 13 fruitloops and a nickel to ^~.*•°§•010!¡-^%_.^> North *_>.°•ø§¿! No unmarked postage thank you!

*Warning*results may vary, best advised to only use none free range worms on the string. Worms off the string are highly ill-advised.*Warning*

[punkfurbykid]

Formal attire’s important,

Aber…

You’re all dressed up and no where to go?

Well at least you have plenty to read.

[punkfurbykid]

It's my 4 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Here’s some throwback’s from over the last 4 years.

[punkfurbykid]

Is a banana is in a hotdog bun banana bread?

Yes - Banana bread

No - Banana not

Voting ended onMay 27, 2023

[punkfurbykid]

hii! this is super random but what does the ‘furbler’ tag stand for? i see it around sometimes and i don’t know what else it could mean besides a Suspicious and Terrible Green Man From 2012 That I Despise Deeply

sooo i wanna know what it is so i can associate it with its actual meaning instead XCBSHAPINRBFWJFSK

thank youu!!

It‘s the compounding of the words furby and tumbler. Your one stop shop for all your furby tumbler needs!

[punkfurbykid]

Sometimes late at night I get really sad. Tonight I felt that. But then I saw Loffel. And I laughed so hard I cried. What a great little guy. Remarkable. Absolutely fabulous. Thank you. And thank you Loffel for filling my heart with joy.

Löffel discovered the ask box after 4years! Looks like we can get fan mail!

[punkfurbykid]

Pigeon we have grossly different definitions of what banana bread is.