Fake Gay, Fake Deaf

Hi there! I'm Liz.21. Pansexual. She/her. I let a frog and a hedgehog take over my life so I may not seem as punk as my URL says I am. I'm really bad at being cool and not obsessing over larry. Come talk to me! I'm mostly inactive and NSFW sometimes. Thanks for coming :D

[diesetdown]

I have to laugh

[cyborgsmanifesto]

the sex ed guide your parents didn't give you

how to put a condom on

where to get free birth control

the hymen debunked 

cleaning your vibrators 

how to avoid pressures

signs you may be pregnant

safe guide to anal sex

all about dental dams

disabled sexual resources

what is hiv?

feminist porn

female ejaculation

fisting 101

communication during sex

setting sexual boundaries

bdsm vs abuse

lube during sex

the clitoris

sex education games

understanding gender

what to do if your nudes were leaked

intersex

sexual consent

all about masturbation

choosing a sex toy

tips for your first time

[yourlittleslut13]

This is important to know. 💖

[comeacrossthedesert-deactivated]

Pls tell me your fav heavy metal songs

[sunharry]

rock me - one direction

[irish-luthor]

y’all ever want a pretty girl to just.. boss u around a little bit

[softpluto]

just say ur a bottom

[incorrect-1d]

Louis: Do you want to know your gay name?

Harry: My… gay name???

Louis: Yeah, it’s your first name-

Harry: Ha ha very funny.

Louis, getting down on one knee: -and my last name.

Harry: Oh my god.

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

reblog if you support cats tucked up in bed

[flimflamflummox-deactivated2021]

@fangirl0013

[coinstar4cheese]

Yes

[adkinsmayo-deactivated20210918]

that time i went to -A̶t̶l̶a̶n̶t̶a̶,̶ ̶G̶e̶o̶r̶g̶i̶a̶ ̶ Hawkins, Indiana

[everythingfox]

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

[christopherbarnard]

[thenatsdorf]

[myunrealisticfiction]

He got mad as helllll

[robotlyra]

Turns out getting pissed off at inanimate objects refusing to work properly is a feeling that extends into the animal kingdom

[chubbinafatzarelli]

this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen

[serinos-kitt]

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

[artemistheartist]

THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION

[parkery]

Spider-Man: Homecoming’s Gag Reel

[magical-canoe]

EVERY MOMENT OF THIS IS PURE GOLD

[summerhatern1]

“My parents… are dead” OMG

[kingofthewilderwest]

Everyone crumpling in the background at “Peter-man.”

[tylerposey]

[treygotguap]

[imleft-handed-deactivated202011]

[wlwellbutrin]

women loving each other is not a product meant for men’s comsumption and women having sex with each other is not a product for men’s consumption and women are not a product for men’s consumption

[iliveandbreathetoeat]

“Not all men”

you’re right, Bill Anderson would NEVER

[regencyrobes]

mamma mia! here we go again is a great movie 

my only complaint is that the young versions of the dads didn’t look like this:

[niggazinmoscow]

Pure creativeness and absolutely hilarious.

[thatadult]

I’m not joking at all please give him a comedic educational children’s show on ecology