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k, she/they, 24 i have had this blog since 2012, i genuinely don't know what's going on | ko-fi

[ysolt]

is this for your finger only or would a small cylindrical object also work

[ysolt]

average sized cylindrical object

[girlsjustwannahaveadegree]

Me at least twice a week

[op-la]

man this writing thing is easy as hell

[tendersea]

thinking about her (josh o’connor’s mysterious playlist titled “sam reid”)

[killerqueenmp3]

[laura-the-swarming]

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

[notatzimisce]

"Centipedes don't fuck" is one of my favorite animal facts. There are plenty of sexually reproducing animals that don't fuck per se (like a lot of fish) but centipedes don't even meet. Males just leave sperm packets lying on the fucking ground and females pick them up and take them home. They don't even hang out

[hannahp0calypse]

[godlessondheimite]

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

americans are like i was gifted child but also i didnt learn other countries existed until i was 35 years old

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

making this post ruined my life

[belovedblabber]

A female friend group WOULD fix Armand but Anne Rice often forgot to consider women as people and so this did not happen

[topherchris]

[powerburial]

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

[thottielamottie]

this post is scripture to me like this is a seminal text. to me

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

coming up with sexual roleplay scenarios about growing up Upper-Middle Class

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

Hey, it looks like your parents aren't home because they're still at their Well-Paid White Collar Jobs...why not stop playing with that New Videogame Console and come have some real fun with me in your Bedroom You Don't Share With Any Siblings ;)

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

tumblr users can't appreciate the subtle eroticism of the drink fridge

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[richyjerimovich]

Who Even Am I? with the cast of The Odyssey

[gummy-worms-in-my-brain]

my grub #mygrub

[gummy-worms-in-my-brain]

my glorpgrub #glorpgrub

[starvulture]

Collecting these rn

[akashicrecord]

me using my jailbroken wiimote to anally pleasure a man in kentucky 400 miles away

[akashicrecord]

Can somebody please @ emily blunt on twitter and show her this

[swampthingy]

[actuallyapathy]

[the-lumpfish-queen]

I love environmental storytelling

[belphegor1982]

[hotlegsharker]

[berlynn-wohl]

[harleyklawz]

Its fucking hieroglyphs with you people

[necronomipod]

Can't just leave this in the comments