Sentience Sucks

Just some guy | He/They | mid 20s| Whatever silly nonsense has my attention right now | TERFs fuck off | Drift Compatible with anthonykronos

[loontattoo]

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

[squipedmew]

this is like 50% of tumblr’s user base summarized

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

[freakyfriday03]

i love you buttered toast i love you omelette i love you hashbrowns i love you croissant i love you pancakes i love you waffles i love you bagel i love you oatmeal i love you muffin i love you breakfast

[iamafule]

Felt this in my bones

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

[teaboot]

[teaboot]

[grynwood]

Your honor, I love them, they're so horrible

[the-quasar-hero]

We all got that one mutual that be going through the most treacherous situations a person could endure and then posting a few minutes later about why such and such should get fucked through a concrete wall.

[the-quasar-hero]

Mutual: my situationship partner just got caught in a tornado at a broken glass factory where they were cheating on me with my landlord who just increased my rent by 6000% and my pet marmot has a disease so rare they’re naming it after him and all my bones are becoming apricot jelly which I’m allergic to.

Same mutual 16 minutes later: Do you think Ronald McDonald and the Burger King ever explored each other’s bodies?

[debee23]

*Knock knock* ✊

https://www.instagram.com/de_bee._?igsh=MXByMXd3N2d0OXgxcw%3D%3D&utm_source=qr

[froggo-friend]

These are like the same type of guy to me

[shitilyposting]

"I don't wanna bother you"

Have you considered that this is how your presence feels?

[coinstar4cheese]

ice in the hat hair

[coinstar4cheese]

if I made a GoFundMe with a goal of like $1000 for moving expenses would that be so stupid

[clairenovvak]

fanservice sucks bc it’s never you that’s being serviced it’s always some other really annoying fan

[bewbin]

Benjamin Franklin originally wanted the American bird to be the turkey but instead it turned out to be the bald eagle which is ironic because now bald Americans fly to Turkey to get their bald fixed which is crazy cuz turkey is a flightless bird

[samreich]

who did this to me