plague rat

skull basher

[talksick]

just heard my roommate yell ‘you USED me!!!’ from the living room n im sitting here like ??? 2 seconds later my rat comes running into my room holding a french fry in his lil baby mouth

[richist-deactivated20150511]

Is it true that straight boys eat footballs for breakfast

[sexualremarks]

yeah everyday, the leather makes them feel more secure about their inability to satisfy women

[punkshowbathroom]

i see this fuckin comment on this post and i lost my shit,, i literally almost threw my phone across the room

[punkshowbathroom]

im sitting on the floor at school and i cant get comfortable so im considering just laying face down in the middle of the hall and let hundreds of high school kids stampede over my body

[punkshowbathroom]

country music be like:

i butt fucked my sister, my cow ran away, and i gave a blowjob to my green tractor named betty

[terriamon]

mailman: *tries to put mail in my doors mail slot*

me: *shoves my sword through and goes for the knees*

[foodchewer]

live laugh lasagna

[punkshowbathroom]

*me staring into the void*

*kazoo noises in my brain*

[punkshowbathroom]

[punkshowbathroom]

y'all dont know fear until you have an old man growl at you in the chili's parking lot

[punkshowbathroom]

dude!!!!!!!!!! Christopher Paolini shared my art on his story!!!! AAAAAAA AND HE COMMENTED THAT HE LOVES IT!! IM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW,,,, MY FAVORITE AUTHOR :D))))

[punkshowbathroom]

m scrambl eg tasty

[punkshowbathroom]

ah yes, the 3 stages of p a i n

[punkshowbathroom]

anyone else violently punch the shower curtain when you enter the bathroom?

[the-pinkopaque]

My Chemical Romance - Blood, Dir. Marc Webb

[punkshowbathroom]

im not giving the context of where i came across this comment

[emmettmccartycullen]

#neverforget the time that Bella wore a full length khaki skirt to meet Edward’s family and he basically lost it because he thought she looked so sexy

[rosaliesgay]

the mormon really jumps out in this paragraph

[shiny-haunters-deactivated20181]

[bisexualalicecullen]

smeyer has a khaki fetish

[parkchanwoohoo]

It’s called a khink and it’s valid

[slashtrashqueen]

It most certainly is not

[kingrhysand]

I’ve literally been looking for this post for like A YEAR A HALF IM SO HAPPY