Emily

My nut has no curfew

[surfindead]

therapy but theres an audience that laughs at you

[surfindead]

dr phil

[navoika]

tumblr

[mjalti]

me, as a relationship counselor: have u tried using the 😘emoji?

[chnaot-deactivated20170316]

[juulpromocode]

i love nyquil. its just lile. detroit become liquid. i dont use the measure cup i just chug what feels right . im moving backwards through a brick wall rn

[veryfunnymemes]

[lambily-deactivated20200702]

Hall of fame

[the-secret-historian]

Reading Classics be like:

Bro I’m really trying to sympathise with your repression, but could you please tone down the misogyny?

[wordmage-girl]

Bro I empathize with that gay shit but the antisemitism is waaaaaay off

[wizardlyghost]

bro i love the concept of eldritch horrorterrors but could you possibly name your cat almost anything else?

[gothicprep]

no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

[murdershegoat]

Dozens of NYC Subway riders, fresh off a Robyn concert, singing “Dancing On My Own” while waiting for the E train. (Video by Triszh Hermogenes) 

[biokitty]

I’m reblogging this again because the absolute joy in this video is something I haven’t seen in such a long time that I’d forgotten this aspect of humanity.

[sylferino]

"how are you doing?"

well *wipes tears* *takes a hit* *coughs for 5 minutes* *takes a swig of water* *takes a painkiller* *takes another swig of water* *pauses music* im living deliciously

[hotvampireadjacent]

[goodscreencaps]

[azaleatown]

Reblog to have a very sexy and very interesting 2013

[mankillercalledbunny]

Someone: *is talking*

Me: oh. I should be processing this right now. Huh.

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[onlytwitterpics]

[marxisforbros]

[ruinedchildhood]

[modernsuperhero]