Huh.

Dion or Dionysus. 32 he/him, I may not know my flowers, but I know a bitch when I see one

[pup-dion]

Boyfriend put a very phallic cactus in my office.

[pup-dion]

10 months later

[pup-dion]

Anyway don't call me by my maiden name, Bokchoy, anymore. It's Dionysus now.

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[scarlettohairdye]

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

[bogleech]

if this lady were coming to get you to death would you survive

only maybe

no

Voting ended onJul 14

[pup-dion]

My brain on fluoxetine and exactly 1 cup of coffee.

[pup-dion]

So uhhh... hi cutie.

[pup-dion]

So uhhh... hi cutie.

[psikonauti]

Andrew McIntosh

Your Final History

Oil on Linen

[targetedknowledge]

[the-dracologist]

The fact that the reblogs were turned off is a travesty

[stephendann]

C'mon, Jesus wouldn't care about the eth, but he'd be losing it about a crown of thorns

[elksewer]

oh oo ohhh ooo oh

[pup-dion]

Kafkaeque

[dogglegog]

dominant things you can say during sex

i didnt hear what you said

hold on i need to blow my nose

wow

i feel kind of nauseous

is this anything

i don't know

this kind of reminds me of that one song

we can probably ignore that noise if you want to

why is my sock wet

it smells bad in here

that was weird

where are my glasses

ow

this is normal

sorry

just 2 chill people chilling

this is cool

can you say that again

are we good

youre actually naked

[notvoid]

[milf-adjacent]

Love how she was all carefree then skipped right over angry and went all the way to Dark Souls miniboss

[agoddamnrayofsunshine]

Nightmare image

[anciennement-dagonet]

jess lange knows what’s up

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[jarnt8]

This is how it must feel to have the gift of prophecy

[pup-dion]

Madame Web 2: the fizzening

[captain-price-returns]

America 250 went well today it seems.

[kyleehenke]

these are basically turning into my video diaries

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[pup-dion]