earnest shitposter

pnw / gay fag / married + open / he/him / 40s / please be 21+ / ask me about my alt letterboxd

[cartoondog]

bette davis thighs / cher if you agree

[polyampire]

if I was cupid I'd line up trickshots to form polycules all the time. it'd be all I ever do

[kushblazer666]

[astriiformes]

SORRY, MY SEXY TOPSTITCHING I GUESS

[alientitty]

a few indian brutalist buildings

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

comic by @hausofdecline

[hollowboobtheory]

why do people think victorian orphans were like. the peak of sheltered pure innocence

[hollowboobtheory]

"imagine feeding mountain dew to a victorian orphan" they'd probably appreciate the pick-me-up before their shift as junior osha violator at the accident factory

[hollowboobtheory]

"imagine showing a victorian orphan vtubers" they'd say "this is boring i wanna watch public executions"

[burr-ell]

#that victorian orphan works as a chimblysweep to buy lifesaving medical cocaine and chloroform for his sister and yall dont even smoke weed

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶Y'all don't even smoke weed! Orphan trauma!🎵

[guerrillatech]

[dedalvs]

By special request from the LTS Discord…

Who’s more sexually desirable: Scar or Thanos?

No context; no middle ground. Choose your fighter.

Who does it for you?

Scar

Thanos

Remaining time: 5 hours 11 minutes

[elnerdo19v2]

No contest 😂

[haonqq]

Note to self do not leave pens in the car in arizona i gUESS????

[haonqq]

ALL OF THEM

[ahsadler]

[herpsandbirds]

Burrowing Owl (Athene cunicularia), family Strigidae, order Strigiformes, Southern CA, USA

photo by Birds of Rey Wildlife Photography

[lucifersanluxe]

[segamascott]

So do you care about issues other than Palestine or is that your white liberal rallying point and you don't do any more reflection?

i care about beating your ass in a parking lot does that count

[evangelala-blog]

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

[eveningflares-deactivated201903]

#i’d illegally download you all

[leafpool2014-deactivated2020011]

reblog if you’d illegally download your followers

[alfamangle]

[freshlypickedmint]

[sunbutch]

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

[cryptic-crassulaceae]

you really wont like the military then buddy

[sunbutch]

jokes on you, i already hate the military

[rnismatch]

always shoot the messanger #nomessages

[existennialmemes]

Democrats in power: Eleventy million billion dollars for israel. It's illegal to say genocide.

Democrats not in power: Oopsie woopsies! We've thought about it really hard and now that we can't actually do anything about it, we think genocide is wrong =( please vote for us again.

Democrats when Democratic Socialists get elected instead: This is the biggest threat to our donors democracy that there's ever been!!!

[casimir0]

The Snake Charmer. Hermosillo, Mexico - Pieter Hugo