earnest shitposter

pnw / gay fag / married + open / he/him / 40s / please be 21+ / ask me about my alt letterboxd

[cartoondog]

bette davis thighs / cher if you agree

[crazy-brazilian]

[jakexmoogle]

Actually tell a lie, I did take something recently; this weekend.

Not 100% feeling the most confident lately (blame studies for stress-eating) but still overall confident to post. 🙂

[menelaiad]

just cried so hard at this that i actually nearly threw up

[dysphoria-things]

if eating three balanced meals a day at regular times makes you gain weight then maybe you were meant to gain weight

[landmineblogging]

⚠︎ Congratulations, You've Found A Card Drop! ⚠︎ Open below.

[depsidase]

[jones-friend]

[kaijuno]

[evilwizard]

[radicalurbanista]

you can’t support autistic people and support the police. No amount of paint jobs or sensitivity training can stop police from killing with impunity

[anarchopuppy]

And fuck the jigsaw puzzle imagery advanced by the eugenicists at Autism Speaks. We’re not a “puzzle” to be “solved“

Half of all people killed by cops have a disability, because cops aren’t trained to recognize or deal with people with disabilities and very few places have people who are trained for those situations easily accessible during emergencies. So the cops come in and do what they’re paid to do - murder anyone who’s inconvenient to the state

[memorycycle]

i could jumpstart a car with my breasts

[memorycycle]

yeah whatever next time ur stuck out on the road dont expecr me to come bouncing

[thewickedavatar]

the casual ironic homoeroticism of cis dude gamers is awkward and i’m still unsure why they do it 

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

In ancient Sparta they used to promote homoromantic relationships within the barracks because it was believed you would fight better if you were fighting for your boyfriend next to you

[thewickedavatar]

is this why dudes at the grandmaster rank on overwatch talk about blowing each other

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

You will never understand a warrior’s bond

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

just had a disconcerting thought

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

how do u pronounce georg of spiders fame

gay-org

george

other

Remaining time: 4 days 20 hours

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

[mighty-meerkat]

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

[moonlitstargazer]

[dogandcatcomics]

I am a big fan of the work of Okamoto Hajime.  

[gauntletqueen]

Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please

edit THANKS @smellslikebot

[bluehairedspidey]

mgs stands for mullet gay sex