Grape Candy Cookie

The Puppet of Deceit,formerly. I forgot how old I am, honestly. I like sculpting,I think. I haven't done much in a while. still an actor though. I hope.

[puppetofdeceit]

-- THE PUPPET OF DECEIT --

( Intro )

"Maybe I am nothing,maybe I am all.."

- || The disinterested,often melancholic and pessimistic puppet-harlequin of deceit . Often puppeteered by The Master of Deceit himself. She is functionally immortal - given that once she dies , she simply just regenerates. If she doesn't regenerate,you best believe she'd reincarnate. Her strings are available for all to puppeteer whenever The Beast of Deceit is not near - but be wary,he won't be very pleased if he finds out you've been controlling his puppet. Some even call her The Master of Deceit's right hand man. || -

~ OOC INFO :

I am a MINOR !!!!! (Any suggestive messages will be ignored.)

I use these pronouns : he/him , it/its , they/them

My main is @pocketheaart (any questions about grape candy cookie as a character? Ask here,I might answer :) )

CHARACTER INFO ::

- My immortality? I might be immortal,yes. But I can feel pain,and I wouldn't really say I regenerate...quickly.

- What titles do I use for myself? I mostly call myself The Puppet of Deceit , The Puppet of White Lies, or simply just Grape Candy Cookie.

- I'm around..37 years old,yes. Thirty seven.

(OH ,BY THE WAY. I FORGOT TO ADD THIS...she has hallucinatory paranoia. I will try to portray it as accurately as possible,if I have to.)

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" Am I anything? Am I even a person,beneath? "

[puppetofdeceit]

It's..been a while,huh? I should probably update my biography.

Here's a.. short recap.

- What titles do I use for myself? Just call me Grape Candy Cookie. Most of those titles are obsolete now. Even if I'm still a puppet, being puppeteered seems kind of useless now.

- I'm around.....hm. Sorry,I don't seem to remember my age. It's probably in the millions by now.

- My immortality? I'm fully immortal now. Since...

After the souljam was destroyed,I died. Advisors don't...crumble the same way Cookies do. Their soul gets completely united with their Virtue.

So,technically..me and Shadow Milk Cookie are the same person now.

Feel free to ask anything else about me,I don't mind.

[puppetofdeceit]

I love Shadow Milk Cookie ...but nobody will see this post,because it'll get no likes.

[grapecandyxshadowmilk]

Introduction

Your one stop shop (?) for all things GRAPEMILK

What is Grapemilk? Oh I'm so glad you asked! It's an OC x canon ship with the Cookie Run Kingdom characters Shadow Milk Cookie and Grape Candy Cookie, and the #1 most popular ship of all time!*

*please do not fact check this

@pocketheaart made Grape Candy Cookie and also Grapemilk and you will respect him in this household

@puppetofdeceit is literally Grape Candy she is literally standing RIGHT there (don't tell @ringmasterofdeceit tho, he'll chase her down again..)

SFW but might be suggestive on occasion

Mod is a minor, just don't be too weird

ANGST LOTS OF ANGST, HEY DO YOU WANT SOME ANGST WITH THAT GRAPEMILK? BUY ONE GET ONE FREE???

[puppetofdeceit]

you also @'d SHADOW MILK COOKIE,MEANING THAT WE BOTH SAW THIS,AND THEREFORE THAT MEANS HE'S STANDING NEXT TO ME RIGHT NOW.

[ringmasterofdeceit]

LOOKIE LOOKIE, THERE IS MY COOKIE!

[puppetofdeceit]

OH WITCHES,NO.

[grapecandyxshadowmilk]

Introduction

Your one stop shop (?) for all things GRAPEMILK

What is Grapemilk? Oh I'm so glad you asked! It's an OC x canon ship with the Cookie Run Kingdom characters Shadow Milk Cookie and Grape Candy Cookie, and the #1 most popular ship of all time!*

*please do not fact check this

@pocketheaart made Grape Candy Cookie and also Grapemilk and you will respect him in this household

@puppetofdeceit is literally Grape Candy she is literally standing RIGHT there (don't tell @ringmasterofdeceit tho, he'll chase her down again..)

SFW but might be suggestive on occasion

Mod is a minor, just don't be too weird

ANGST LOTS OF ANGST, HEY DO YOU WANT SOME ANGST WITH THAT GRAPEMILK? BUY ONE GET ONE FREE???

[puppetofdeceit]

you also @'d SHADOW MILK COOKIE,MEANING THAT WE BOTH SAW THIS,AND THEREFORE THAT MEANS HE'S STANDING NEXT TO ME RIGHT NOW.

[puppetofdeceit]

@ringmasterofdeceit anniversary. 👍

[ringmasterofdeceit]

That's ittt? No "I love you"? No professions of undying LOYALTY?

[puppetofdeceit]

..... Anniversary. 👍

[puppetofdeceit]

@ringmasterofdeceit anniversary. 👍

[ringmasterofdeceit]

I feel grapemilk juicy, whatever tf I mean by that.

[puppetofdeceit]

What the fuck.

[puppetofdeceit]

Mitski is love,Mitski is life.

[puppetofdeceit]

@ringmasterofdeceit happy new year's eve , Shadow Milk Cookie. Don't mysteriously trip and fall because of some strings somebody put on the stairs of the spire,ok?

[puppetofdeceit]

Also ,@smilks-faverit-minyin I saw you like my post. You're not safe either.

[puppetofdeceit]

@ringmasterofdeceit happy new year's eve , Shadow Milk Cookie. Don't mysteriously trip and fall because of some strings somebody put on the stairs of the spire,ok?

[ringmasterofdeceit]

ATTENTION. NOT CLICKBAIT. DO NOT IGNORE.

@puppetofdeceit is a WATTPAD WRITER. You heard it HERE, FOLKS!

Cancel her.

[puppetofdeceit]

NONONONONONONONONONNNOOOO NO NO LIES LIES LIEEES LIEES THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A LIAAARRR DO NOT BELIEVE HIM PLEASE

oh my witches...my digital footprint is WORSE THAN EVER! I'M SO FUCKED!!

[ringmasterofdeceit]

Need I say any more? Or shall I show additional prooffff? YOUR MOVE!

[puppetofdeceit]

Check your messages,jester-boy. You're not exposing me so easily.

[ringmasterofdeceit]

NEVERMIND NEVMIND YOU;RE RIGHT WITCHES PLEASE YOU'RE RIGHT I'M RWRONG

[puppetofdeceit]

great! These messages were forged, right? @:)

[ringmasterofdeceit]

ATTENTION. NOT CLICKBAIT. DO NOT IGNORE.

@puppetofdeceit is a WATTPAD WRITER. You heard it HERE, FOLKS!

Cancel her.

[puppetofdeceit]

NONONONONONONONONONNNOOOO NO NO LIES LIES LIEEES LIEES THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A LIAAARRR DO NOT BELIEVE HIM PLEASE

oh my witches...my digital footprint is WORSE THAN EVER! I'M SO FUCKED!!

[ringmasterofdeceit]

Need I say any more? Or shall I show additional prooffff? YOUR MOVE!

[puppetofdeceit]

Check your messages,jester-boy. You're not exposing me so easily.

[ringmasterofdeceit]

ATTENTION. NOT CLICKBAIT. DO NOT IGNORE.

@puppetofdeceit is a WATTPAD WRITER. You heard it HERE, FOLKS!

Cancel her.

[puppetofdeceit]

NONONONONONONONONONNNOOOO NO NO LIES LIES LIEEES LIEES THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A LIAAARRR DO NOT BELIEVE HIM PLEASE

oh my witches...my digital footprint is WORSE THAN EVER! I'M SO FUCKED!!

[puppetofdeceit]

ohhhhhhh, a little puppet without a puppeteer~!

-🐑

?! ... Whatever do you mean? I have a puppeteer,albeit not a very.. talented one.

[master-of-puppets-and-shadows]

i simply mean that a puppet that can be controlled by MANY different puppeteers canNOT be said to have one singular puppet master~! >:)

[puppetofdeceit]

I suppose you're right about that ..but then again,the cookie that turned me into a puppet might as well be deserving of the "puppeteer" title,right?

[master-of-puppets-and-shadows]

hmmmm, puppet MAKER, perhaps … puppeteer? only if he’s actively involved in that part of it

[puppetofdeceit]

I don't know...you don't seem very involved in the puppeteering part. Then again,maybe my eyes are deceiving me!

[master-of-puppets-and-shadows]

then it seems i am NOT much involved in the puppetry~!! eheheh!! so it seems perhaps NOT a puppeteer, trust me!

[puppetofdeceit]

You're a little less competent,for once. I'm surprised...Unfortunately,I'm quite sure that you'll be back to your deceitful idiocy in no time.

[master-of-puppets-and-shadows]

… rude. i’m PERFECTLY competent! in many things

HAHAHAH!! i am NOT an idiot. you’d have to be a fool to think i am, though, so i shall consider this a confession of lacking intelligence on your part

[puppetofdeceit]

"Perfectly competent"? Finally,you have some good humor,Shadow Milk! In fact,I think you're just doing a little...self report. You're such a foolish idiot to the point that you can't even tell that you are! It's truly fascinating,really! How does that tiny little brain of yours even work?

[master-of-puppets-and-shadows]

YOU…!!!! YOU PATHETIC GNAT!!! …

*he makes some weird sound somewhere between a growl and a scream of anger before he pauses to calm down a little to think up a better response*

wellllllll, i was GOING to try and work this around into ATTEMPTING to tell you that you weren’t a puppet, but yanno what? NOT NOW! have fun following whatever orders get forced upon you without putting a jot of thought into it.

really, i should be amused! an attempt at lying to me? LAUGHABLE~! not even those old fools who refused to listen to a word i had to say ever DARED to think i was a fool. ehehehAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEH!!

[puppetofdeceit]

Oh,look who's mad now! I thought you were a tougher nut to crack than this,jester-boy!

And about me not being a puppet? I am one,in fact, I'm not going to spend any second denying that I am! But guess what?

I'm not just ANY puppet,but the Puppet of Deceit! And I'm not going to follow orders like a blind cult follower, because ,well,I'm not that gullible!

UNLIKE SOMEONE!

Gosh,it's just so interesting seeing YOU annoyed. Really emphasizes my point on how pathetic you are!

Now that I think of it, the reason why I'm not puppeteered as much might be because I simply bite the strings off. Hah!

[master-of-puppets-and-shadows]

HA! EHEHEHEH!! i am NOT mad, … what’s your name again? puppet boy?

*he’s totally mad. and feeling INCREDIBLY petty right now*

eh, not my puppet, not my problem … believe what you will

HAHEHEHARH!! not following orders like a blind fool or a puppet and still claim to be one and have shown yourself, through your complete cluelessness, to be the other~

I AM NOT GULLIBLE!!! >:(((

or pathetic… i am NOT pathetic … or a sad pathetic wet cat if people are SOMEHOW STILL on about THAT.

well maybe i wasn’t the puppet maker either, because i make sure my strings CAN’T BE SO EASILY REMOVED

[puppetofdeceit]

Aww! A Sad pathetic wet cat! That's funny. Maybe I should add that to my vocabulary.

Also, puppet boy ?

I truly enjoy references,but this is quite weak! Even for you.

And you're so true about me not being your problem! In fact, just ...shoo away,will you? I'd MUCH rather be away from you...far,far away.

Also,I promise you,those strings are VERY easy to remove! Although,I've had to use a lot more strength lately...hm...whatever. I'll look into that later.

[master-of-puppets-and-shadows]

… somehow i knew i’d regret bringing up THAT particular “title”

welll i would have called you Pinocchio but you seem oddly content with your existence as a puppet, so that would not have fit

… mmmmmm, no. i do NOT think i will. i do not like to be shooed >:(

nope! i’ve used them on myself before, they’re INCREDIBLY hard to break through

… rather odd

[puppetofdeceit]

Hah! Regretting your choice of words,you.. sad pathetic wet cat!

Who knows,maybe I'm bluffing about being content! Maybe I'm secretly suffering and this is all a little charade!

Just kidding! It's not. Hah. Haha. LOL. ha.

Okay,uh.. back to looking into the strings!

[master-of-puppets-and-shadows]

more regretting bringing it up at ALL.

nope! not a bluff. if i was actually your puppet master, as you claimed, you would know that the appearance of happiness would merely encourage me to attempt to break you further until only suffering remained :)

though if it is a bluff it’s a rather odd one, implies you enjoy suffering..

no. i have said all i will about the strings

[puppetofdeceit]

.....

Ugh,I was hoping you'd ignore the "suffering" part,you know. Like I said, it's nothing! I've never suffered while being a puppet,and I never will suffer !

...hopefully.

Also,why? I feel like a puppet should know about their strings,so..inform me. @:)

[puppetofdeceit]

ohhhhhhh, a little puppet without a puppeteer~!

-🐑

?! ... Whatever do you mean? I have a puppeteer,albeit not a very.. talented one.

[master-of-puppets-and-shadows]

i simply mean that a puppet that can be controlled by MANY different puppeteers canNOT be said to have one singular puppet master~! >:)

[puppetofdeceit]

I suppose you're right about that ..but then again,the cookie that turned me into a puppet might as well be deserving of the "puppeteer" title,right?

[master-of-puppets-and-shadows]

hmmmm, puppet MAKER, perhaps … puppeteer? only if he’s actively involved in that part of it

[puppetofdeceit]

I don't know...you don't seem very involved in the puppeteering part. Then again,maybe my eyes are deceiving me!

[master-of-puppets-and-shadows]

then it seems i am NOT much involved in the puppetry~!! eheheh!! so it seems perhaps NOT a puppeteer, trust me!

[puppetofdeceit]

You're a little less competent,for once. I'm surprised...Unfortunately,I'm quite sure that you'll be back to your deceitful idiocy in no time.

[master-of-puppets-and-shadows]

… rude. i’m PERFECTLY competent! in many things

HAHAHAH!! i am NOT an idiot. you’d have to be a fool to think i am, though, so i shall consider this a confession of lacking intelligence on your part

[puppetofdeceit]

"Perfectly competent"? Finally,you have some good humor,Shadow Milk! In fact,I think you're just doing a little...self report. You're such a foolish idiot to the point that you can't even tell that you are! It's truly fascinating,really! How does that tiny little brain of yours even work?

[master-of-puppets-and-shadows]

YOU…!!!! YOU PATHETIC GNAT!!! …

*he makes some weird sound somewhere between a growl and a scream of anger before he pauses to calm down a little to think up a better response*

wellllllll, i was GOING to try and work this around into ATTEMPTING to tell you that you weren’t a puppet, but yanno what? NOT NOW! have fun following whatever orders get forced upon you without putting a jot of thought into it.

really, i should be amused! an attempt at lying to me? LAUGHABLE~! not even those old fools who refused to listen to a word i had to say ever DARED to think i was a fool. ehehehAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEH!!

[puppetofdeceit]

Oh,look who's mad now! I thought you were a tougher nut to crack than this,jester-boy!

And about me not being a puppet? I am one,in fact, I'm not going to spend any second denying that I am! But guess what?

I'm not just ANY puppet,but the Puppet of Deceit! And I'm not going to follow orders like a blind cult follower, because ,well,I'm not that gullible!

UNLIKE SOMEONE!

Gosh,it's just so interesting seeing YOU annoyed. Really emphasizes my point on how pathetic you are!

Now that I think of it, the reason why I'm not puppeteered as much might be because I simply bite the strings off. Hah!

[master-of-puppets-and-shadows]

HA! EHEHEHEH!! i am NOT mad, … what’s your name again? puppet boy?

*he’s totally mad. and feeling INCREDIBLY petty right now*

eh, not my puppet, not my problem … believe what you will

HAHEHEHARH!! not following orders like a blind fool or a puppet and still claim to be one and have shown yourself, through your complete cluelessness, to be the other~

I AM NOT GULLIBLE!!! >:(((

or pathetic… i am NOT pathetic … or a sad pathetic wet cat if people are SOMEHOW STILL on about THAT.

well maybe i wasn’t the puppet maker either, because i make sure my strings CAN’T BE SO EASILY REMOVED

[puppetofdeceit]

Aww! A Sad pathetic wet cat! That's funny. Maybe I should add that to my vocabulary.

Also, puppet boy ?

I truly enjoy references,but this is quite weak! Even for you.

And you're so true about me not being your problem! In fact, just ...shoo away,will you? I'd MUCH rather be away from you...far,far away.

Also,I promise you,those strings are VERY easy to remove! Although,I've had to use a lot more strength lately...hm...whatever. I'll look into that later.

[master-of-puppets-and-shadows]

… somehow i knew i’d regret bringing up THAT particular “title”

welll i would have called you Pinocchio but you seem oddly content with your existence as a puppet, so that would not have fit

… mmmmmm, no. i do NOT think i will. i do not like to be shooed >:(

nope! i’ve used them on myself before, they’re INCREDIBLY hard to break through

… rather odd

[puppetofdeceit]

Hah! Regretting your choice of words,you.. sad pathetic wet cat!

Who knows,maybe I'm bluffing about being content! Maybe I'm secretly suffering and this is all a little charade!

Just kidding! It's not. Hah. Haha. LOL. ha.

Okay,uh.. back to looking into the strings!

[puppetofdeceit]

ohhhhhhh, a little puppet without a puppeteer~!

-🐑

?! ... Whatever do you mean? I have a puppeteer,albeit not a very.. talented one.

[master-of-puppets-and-shadows]

i simply mean that a puppet that can be controlled by MANY different puppeteers canNOT be said to have one singular puppet master~! >:)

[puppetofdeceit]

I suppose you're right about that ..but then again,the cookie that turned me into a puppet might as well be deserving of the "puppeteer" title,right?

[master-of-puppets-and-shadows]

hmmmm, puppet MAKER, perhaps … puppeteer? only if he’s actively involved in that part of it

[puppetofdeceit]

I don't know...you don't seem very involved in the puppeteering part. Then again,maybe my eyes are deceiving me!

[master-of-puppets-and-shadows]

then it seems i am NOT much involved in the puppetry~!! eheheh!! so it seems perhaps NOT a puppeteer, trust me!

[puppetofdeceit]

You're a little less competent,for once. I'm surprised...Unfortunately,I'm quite sure that you'll be back to your deceitful idiocy in no time.

[master-of-puppets-and-shadows]

… rude. i’m PERFECTLY competent! in many things

HAHAHAH!! i am NOT an idiot. you’d have to be a fool to think i am, though, so i shall consider this a confession of lacking intelligence on your part

[puppetofdeceit]

"Perfectly competent"? Finally,you have some good humor,Shadow Milk! In fact,I think you're just doing a little...self report. You're such a foolish idiot to the point that you can't even tell that you are! It's truly fascinating,really! How does that tiny little brain of yours even work?

[master-of-puppets-and-shadows]

YOU…!!!! YOU PATHETIC GNAT!!! …

*he makes some weird sound somewhere between a growl and a scream of anger before he pauses to calm down a little to think up a better response*

wellllllll, i was GOING to try and work this around into ATTEMPTING to tell you that you weren’t a puppet, but yanno what? NOT NOW! have fun following whatever orders get forced upon you without putting a jot of thought into it.

really, i should be amused! an attempt at lying to me? LAUGHABLE~! not even those old fools who refused to listen to a word i had to say ever DARED to think i was a fool. ehehehAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEH!!

[puppetofdeceit]

Oh,look who's mad now! I thought you were a tougher nut to crack than this,jester-boy!

And about me not being a puppet? I am one,in fact, I'm not going to spend any second denying that I am! But guess what?

I'm not just ANY puppet,but the Puppet of Deceit! And I'm not going to follow orders like a blind cult follower, because ,well,I'm not that gullible!

UNLIKE SOMEONE!

Gosh,it's just so interesting seeing YOU annoyed. Really emphasizes my point on how pathetic you are!

Now that I think of it, the reason why I'm not puppeteered as much might be because I simply bite the strings off. Hah!

[master-of-puppets-and-shadows]

HA! EHEHEHEH!! i am NOT mad, … what’s your name again? puppet boy?

*he’s totally mad. and feeling INCREDIBLY petty right now*

eh, not my puppet, not my problem … believe what you will

HAHEHEHARH!! not following orders like a blind fool or a puppet and still claim to be one and have shown yourself, through your complete cluelessness, to be the other~

I AM NOT GULLIBLE!!! >:(((

or pathetic… i am NOT pathetic … or a sad pathetic wet cat if people are SOMEHOW STILL on about THAT.

well maybe i wasn’t the puppet maker either, because i make sure my strings CAN’T BE SO EASILY REMOVED

[puppetofdeceit]

Aww! A Sad pathetic wet cat! That's funny. Maybe I should add that to my vocabulary.

Also, puppet boy ?

I truly enjoy references,but this is quite weak! Even for you.

And you're so true about me not being your problem! In fact, just ...shoo away,will you? I'd MUCH rather be away from you...far,far away.

Also,I promise you,those strings are VERY easy to remove! Although,I've had to use a lot more strength lately...hm...whatever. I'll look into that later.