Puppy Minnie

incorrect skz quotes | irregular posting

[puppy-minnie]

jisung: Change is inedible.

chan: Don't you mean inevitable?

jisung, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

[puppy-minnie]

hshsh my bad yall

[puppy-minnie]

changbin: what are your goals?

minho: to pet all the cats

changbin: no, fitness goals

minho: to be able to run fast enough to pet all the cats

[puppy-minnie]

jeongin, texting chan: chan! help i'm being kidnapped!

chan: where are you?

jeongin: i'm with some strange person. in a car. help.

chan: i'll call hyunjin.

hyunjin, answering his phone: yello?

chan: wheres jeongin? he texted me that he was being kidnapped.

hyunjin: jeongin? whaddya mean, he's right next to me-

hyunjin:

hyunjin: i'll call you back hangs up

hyunjin: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!

jeongin: WHO ARE YOU!?

[puppy-minnie]

chan: you shouldn't be using a straw

felix: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff

chan: yeah, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti

[puppy-minnie]

changbin: I like your new pants!

hyunjin: thanks, they were 50% off!

changbin, winking: I’d like them better if they were 100% off

hyunjin: the store can’t just give away clothes for free.

changbin: that’s… not what I meant

hyunjin: that’s a terrible way to run a business

[puppy-minnie]

jeongin: i thought you said you had jutdae

changbin: i do, i just choose not to have it sometimes

[puppy-minnie]

chan: you cant just survive on caffeine and chaos

seungmin, sips coffee: watch me

[puppy-minnie]

chan: why did you change your name in the gc to “emotional support raccoon”

jeongin: bc i provide vibes

seungmin: you stole my food last night

jeongin: thats why it says raccoon

[puppy-minnie]

chan: don’t do anything stupid while i’m gone

han: …define stupid

chan: something that requires me to explain it to the police

hyunjin: oh

han: …so no fireworks indoors then

[puppy-minnie]

seungmin: why is there rice in the sink

minho: i was washing it

changbin: YOU WASHED RICE IN THE SINK??

minho: where else do i wash it?? the fucking washing machine??

[puppy-minnie]

chan: do you ever regret your life choices?

han: constantly

minho: i dont. i just regret other people’s choices that affect my life.

[puppy-minnie]

han: we need a plan.

minho: Okay.

han: A GOOD plan.

minho: …okay so not crime.

[puppy-minnie]

chan: why are you covered in glitter

felix: i told you i was doing ‘serious business’

chan: that doesnt explain anything

felix: exactly

[kkami-writes]

Youtiful - a maxident love story !

pairing. fem!reader x hwang hyunjin

synopsis. suffering from a pretty severe artist block, hyunjin is pretty convinced that he's washed up and can kiss his future photography career goodbye. but when he stumbles upon you, he's almost certain he's met his muse. You on the other hand are perfectly fine with being a wallflower and want nothing to do with the campus prince.

genres. photography major!hyunjin, social media au, college!au, fluff, angst, drama

cw. toxic relationships/toxic exes, there is going to be a LOT of model/ulzzang pictures due to the nature of this smau - I want to focus more on the poses, the scenery, etc. ocs (that are mostly future yns hint hint), hyunjin is a simp, lighthearted mentions of stalking

status: ongoing / taglist: open! sign up here. wanna request something? check out my suggestion box. wanna support my work? consider buying me a coffee.

Main Characters. 1. chat, is he cooked? 2. WHO?? 3. F in the chat

[puppy-minnie]

i just realised my acc is still in the ATE era😭

[minnielvr]

PROD. KITKAT ; a bang chan smau

synopsis: while being a producer for many JYP groups, you randomly get re-assigned to produce for stray kids! navigating the trials and tribulations of working with a boy group, you find yourself unexpectedly falling for their leader. genre: co workers to lovers smau (w/ written parts), fluff!!, some angst. pairing: idol bang chan x fem! producer! reader featuring: stray kids, yeji and yuna of itzy, jake and sunghoon of enhyphen, ning ning of aespa (faceclaim). others may be added as the story continues. warnings: cursing, bullying as a joke, kys jokes, alcohol usage, suggestive jokes, y/n lowkey hates skz at the beginning... status + updates: this smau is ongoing!! i will update whenever i feel like it (slow...) but i will try my best to keep a steady schedule!! TAGLIST: the taglist is OPEN!! pls comment on this post or send an ask if u wld like to be added!!! notes : this was a heat of the moment idea lets hope it turns out good and i dont bail on tumblr again!! PLEASE do NOT spam like. you can js comment or reblog instead thank you!!!────────────────────────────── profiles famous ppl + y/n | skz👊 ────────── chapters 1. last day of freedom 2. no comment 3. fine shyt 4. 😁😁 5. workaholic 6. dinner tba!!

[puppy-minnie]

just found this and i am so readyy