Twilight is For The Gays

twilight renaissance baby

[madeleineengland]

LMAO

[galacticneighbor]

tbh if I was Bella Swan and some guy wanted to go to the beach w me up until he found out it was the one on the reservation and then I asked the kids from the tribe why he was weird about it and they said the Cullens don't come here :/ I would just assume I was trying to hit on the town's most notorious racist.

[edwardsdeathcabcd]

when bella didn't want to get married at 18 because she saw how her parents' marriage crumbled and she was opposed to the patriarchal nature of the whole institution, and is bitter about it until the moment she is walking down the aisle, but as soon as she's married she realizes that being mrs. cullen is actually the best thing to ever happen to her and she's immediately ecstatic to have a baby with her husband. the way jacob says "you don't even belong to yourself anymore" about imprinting and is repulsed by the very idea, but then when he imprints he realizes it's actually what he was born to do & nothing could make him happier & he leaves everything behind to live with his mate's family. man once you become aware of the mormon agenda present within the twilight saga it is ALL you're aware of lol

[illbeintheattic]

esme bakes over the top cupcakes and cakes for any school event that asks for them while the kids are in school. and not just dainty little flowers. she does extreme decorating to the point it embarrasses the kids at how GOOD they look and they taste addictive to the point students question if she's laced them. she'll never answer though and they'll never stop wanting them. and everyone in the school is ALWAYS talking about THEIR MOM being the biggest MILF. every school event coming up, edward has to deal with all these thoughts about how HOT his mom is and how excited they are to see her. she thrives on that chaos.

[elierlick]

Ending the stigma of drug use will save lives.

[betweenparallels]

“Never Use Alone” is a number you can call when you have no choice but to use when you’re alone.

If you call [phone], an operator will answer your call, and ask for your first name, location and whether you have any allergies, or medical conditions. After you’ve given us this information you can go ahead and inject your substance. After you’ve ingested the substance, we will continue communicating with you. If you do not respond after 30-45 seconds, we will notify emergency services of a possible overdose at the location you’ve given us.

We will never shame you, judge you, or preach at you to quit. If you are ready to quit though, we have treatment resources for every state in the US. Regardless if you have insurance, or not. We will do our best to connect you with the help you need. please call. We are on standby.

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This seems like a solid and real thing, I did my best to vet them and found their FB: https://www.facebook.com/Neverusealone/

They also seem to help with getting Narcan.

[official-lucifers-child]

holy shit this can actually save Real Lives like dudes this isn’t a joke and isn’t to be passed off

[dopaminerjic]

Never Use Alone doesn’t have an app (yet) but there are two apps that can be used all over the world. One that is available only on iOS last time I checked is The Canary Overdose prevention app and the other is Be Safe by The Brave Coop. They are both very easy to use.

from this reddit thread that has a lot of people talking about the hotline, including sharing their own experiences. additionally, it looks like there are also similar overdose prevention hotlines in other countries now, such as canada and scotland

[alinasgenyas-deactivated2021060]

insp.

[mrbones20]

uh plz enjoy this mini essay on breaking dawn part 2 that i wrote this morning in a fugue state instead doing my actual job

[edwardsvirtue]

one unfortunate reality of running a twilight blog is that complete strangers who haven't read the books since 2008 (or who have never read the books at all) will invariably show up in the replies of your posts to say "ummmmmm actually I think you might be wrong about that one specific detail? idk I haven't read the books in forever"

and your only choice is to ignore them or to reply at the risk of sounding like

[howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen]

you know what no I’m still mad about this edward claims the wolves have no control and it’s dangerous to be around them but literally the first day he met bella he just barely stopped himself from killing her and everyone in the classroom

[howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen]

smeyer tries to use the sam/emily thing to “prove” it (disgusting btw don’t get me started) meanwhile the cullens have a huge kill count and endanger everyone including teens like jacob and seth (and even collin and brady who were THIRTEEN) by making them phase by staying in forks. and you’re telling me the wolves are dangerous? yeah ok. it’s not like they shift into wolves for the purpose of protecting humanity oh wait they DO

[alextragers]

Volterra.

[twilightpix]

[indie-navarrete]

Twilight // (2008) — dir. Catherine Hardwicke

[immortalseaqueen]

😂🤣😂

[twilight-fan44]

How it feels when a mutual changes their icon and username

[bellasdumptruckass]

“twilight vampires are so lame they sparkle in the sun🤣🤣🤣” have you considered that other vampires just burn and die

[volturialice]

skill issue

[autumnwitches]

🦢🌲 Bella Swan Aesthetic 🌲🦢

[vamplire]

didn’t u hear! all vampires are queer!