hello friend

hi my name is fiona and you are very cute (◡‿◡✿)

[orapronobispeccatoribus4-18-201]

[happiest]

have u ever been in that situation when u have to give advice to the person you love about the person they love

[puppybowl]

Jesus: It's important to help those less fortunate than you. Treat them as your brother.

Christian Conservatives: *hurriedly turn the page*

[aromanticgcallen]

OBLIGATORY 'AUS I REALLY WANT' POST

incredibly long crosscountry train ride AU

police procedural AU

bookstore AU

reluctant teammates that save the world together AU

platonic living together AU

lawyers AU

stuck-in-an-airport-because-the-flights-were-SO-VERY-delayed-and-it’s-like-two-am AU

sent to live with cousins AU

pretending to be siblings because of reasons AU

teaming up to rescue respective abducted children AU

pseudo-adopting-the-runaway-i-ran-into AU

forget high school students AU i want a high school teachers AU

law school AU

[aromanticgcallen]

HERE HAVE SOME MORE

on the same college tour AU

trapped in a bank during a robbery AU

forced to share a table at the coffee shop a couple days in a row because crowded coffee shop and no room AU

DOCTORS AU

medical school AU

ride the same bus together literally every day AU

vet clinic AU

'i'm pretending to be ur bff bc u looked VERY uncomfortable with that person at the bar hitting on u' AU

college professors AU

on a train together and the train is stopped in the middle of nowhere for some reason AU

[moyaofthemist]

is it okay if I add some

met at a ren faire AU

sat next to each other on a roller coaster AU

got locked out of dorm room AU

camping in the same area AU

hurricane during a beach trip AU

met at a card game competition AU

kids go to the same school AU

little kids getting way too caught up in make-believe AU

got involved in a heated game of Smash Bros. at a con AU

cosplayed as the same character AU

[queen-haiz]

hello yes here’s more

snowed in AU

lives alone in the woods by a waterfall and finds a confused lost person walking around AU

fighting a squirrel AU

finding a puppy on the side of the road AU

asthma attack without the inhaler in the middle of the night and the other one sings to calm them down AU

spy AU

con artists AU

grew up as best friends but you got hot over the summer can i touch ur biceps AU

war prisoner/captor who lets them go but they want to stay AU

scared of flying AU

x-men with powers of fire and ice AU

your dog likes my dog you should date me or something idk i mean it’s only appropriate AU

photograper/actor AU

repairman AU

strip club AU

surfer AU

private security AU

[y2kid]

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

[soleil-de-matin]

[forthebrave]

Women of the World

Photos by Steve McCurry

[loverlymadhatter]

so my roommate often talks in his sleep

normally it’s just things in spanish, or gibberish, or fragments of sentences

but tonight his true colors came out and i hear him say excitedly

"Yeah guys, and now it’s time to Bedazzle everything.”

[deckardcain-blog]

[ohitscole]

8 month old baby hearing his mother’s voice for the first time with cochlear implant

My very favorite post on tumblr~

[thelightwithinourdreams]

I just love the way his pacifier falls off, like he’s so amazed and then he’s like OH MY GOD MY MOM SOUNDS GORGEOUS

[xekstrin]

a story about a clan of werewolves where only the women turn into werewolves due to an ancient curse

and a trans girl sobbing with relief and happiness the first full moon of her thirteenth birthday, when she finally transforms

[horripilationstimulation-deacti]

[drdick-archive-deactivated20141]

stop motion animation more like

STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THIS ANIMATION

[csocscsirke]

MAGICIAN, THAT’S A MAGICIAN

[fangirling-always]

witchcraft

[methhomework]

straight people be like

[fasttracker2-deactivated2016021]

[clamjob-deactivated20140702]

a photo set of celebrities that block me on instagram for no reason

[mattyhumpsnyc]

[colorfulrussianfireworks-blog]

[dogpuddle-deactivated20230306]

what the fuck

[andysmovingcastle]

if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead

[mssalander-deactivated20150508]

♫ im on the highway to heck ♫

[vorfreudde]

it literally stresses me out how many good books are out there that i still haven’t read