becca

your new favorite court jester 24 | she/her

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[ohitspurple2]

[draconym]

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

[duel-of-the-dolls]

Hot Dog Baby by LEGO

[sacred-portal]

[120002-ants-deactivated20260409]

I’m always saying this 👆🏻💯

[mynorthernattitude]

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

[exitwound]

I always am about to go to sleep at a beautiful 11pm and then something happens to me

[scoes]

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

[scoes]

That and the monkey barrrsssss

[autoneurotic]

wanted all my horses in one basket, as it were

[imakeficrequestsandthendisappear]

if cis people are so great then why don’t they have a siberian orchestra 

[nolvini]

all i ever wanted was the world

[calicotisane]

[vc-eh-viado]

[legitimately]

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

[legitimately]

[decamarks]

I am on the worst websites imaginable trying to acquire images that suck

[decamarks]

I always Music.

[vladtheunfollower]

Pillow Fight by Richard Scarry

[kenziecore]

[xansheu]

a quick one