Willem Dafoe put Sand in the Desert

[theblob1958]

people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.

[canadiandestroyers-deactivated2]

[avvocarlo]

what am I gonna do? play de getarr?

[imadeletingmysocials]

see i only [unintelligible] MESH NIGHT 

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[maudgone]

Poop before shower ultimate power

Poop after bath you're on the wrong path

[aevris]

the sex bot strategy is evolving: tempting innocent tumblr users with public transit

[papayajuan2019]

what are three thousand things you associate with me

[randomitemdrop]

Item: bootleg VHS copy of The Movie

[cottoncandylesbo]

what the fuck

[violently-puppy-deactivated2026]

ohhhh you elfsturbating 😧😲

[greenlabcoat]

i dont give a fuck about freak sex anymore to be honest

[greenlabcoat]

sorry for saying this i had a long day. freak sex is everything to me

[sndfrosteyneko]

[ryan-sometimes]

Tumblr I need everyone to log in rn because the most important, quotable, instantly iconic celebrity post of the century just dropped

[ryan-sometimes]

A ship — a magnificent ship — full of gay men. And me.

I am furious, but I am sailing.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[bearie]

click and drag to take maisy car for a drive around your dashboard

[bearie]

if you are on mobile good news! you can just move your phone around and it is like you are driving maisy car around the real world!

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

[sinkies]

whatever I'm out of here.

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]