Honey, don't feed me, I will come back @puppysnpiss - Tumblr Blog

I'm PJ, 27, Stray dog. Desperate for attention. Terrified of attention.

I'm supposed to tell you what you'll find here. uhh piss, puppy play, age play, other things. I don't know. I won't tag it because I'm lazy.

I've had a few other blogs before this one lilpisspup, littlepisspuppy or something I don't know. Tumblr deleted one, I deleted the other. hashtag mental illness. So here I am, new blog, new name, same dog ect ect.

mutuals can ask for my discord

#PJ barks

being lonely wouldn't suck so bad if you did not have actual real proof that everyone in your life loves you but just....doesn't have time for you.

"oh that's not true" oh no it is! I have text receipts that PROVE when push comes to shove the people who "love me" will not be able to find time for me.

Everyone who loves me has a list of people that they will give attention to before me. Every. single. person. I know this, to be a true fact.

#pj barks #i hope i cowboy up and just do it soon #i'm sick of the cyle of "oh they actully are gonna try #and then jk they can't make it work so lets break up or lets apologize and swear they're trying or ignore my problems talk about theirs

there's something so fucking awful being all alone on your birthday while you know everyone else is out having fun

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I miss subbing so much its not fair

#pj barks #i just want to be worth it #worth literally anything tbh

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I am going to spend my birthday even more alone than usual because my dumb coworker thinks I dont want people to acknowledge my birthday and instead keeps asking me about Halloween. I dont know how she mixed up "kinda okay with my birthday ABSOLUTLY NOT a fan of halloween"

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me when I was quite literally born for people to realize they dont have time for me

#pj barks #i have proof!#actual real proof of people just not having time for me #i am not someone you make time for!#and i was born for that!!!!#[it never gets easier]

I am going to spend my birthday even more alone than usual because my dumb coworker thinks I dont want people to acknowledge my birthday and instead keeps asking me about Halloween. I dont know how she mixed up "kinda okay with my birthday ABSOLUTLY NOT a fan of halloween"

#pj barks #have to post this here so i dont accidently make my husband feel bad

any fat hairy men wanna save a smaller fat less hairy man dog

#pj barks #we have left our toddler era #forever #bc we have very much proof nothing but hurt comes from all that

im such a good dog I promise.

I promise

#pj barks

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im gonna throw myself out a window i miss subbing so much

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I have too much work to do to be crying on my couch about this and yet-

#pj barks #all my bighest fears were confirmed #and it feel so fucking awful

im gonna throw myself out a window i miss subbing so much

#pj barks #its fucking awful gang

the thought of deleting this blog makes me so sad but also I have not been horny in almost two months and also when I log in to this blog I lose it so.......just, unfollow me its fine I can imagine I'll ever be back

#pj barks #stay dog #orpahn child

will i delete this blog? maybe

#pj barks #genuinly in such a bad mood #and i just #dont know how to deal with it

guy who wishes it was worth anyone's time

#pj barks #i am not!!!#i know this to factually true!#genuinly just waiting for my partner to collect too many partners and dropping me bc #thats just what im there for!#to be the easiest to cut off!

You get accepted to grad school and you think "oh thank god I hated writing personal statements. Trying to sell my skills and my research is awful"

and then you realize 6 weeks in "oh fuck if i want money to do things i HAVE to keep selling my skills and research"

#pj barks #puppy gets a phd