Puppies For Dummies

An educational blog dedicated to help the ignorant learn what puppies are. Submit your own puppy to help the cause.

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Open up, you're about to get a heaping helping of the truth! This is a puppy, dummy.

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It's trained to sniff out dummies. Uh-oh, it's looking at you. This is a puppy, dummy.

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I'll grant you three wishes so long as each wish is to know what these are. These are puppies, dummy.

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The scariest thing to me this season is that you still don't know what this is. This is a puppy, dummy.

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We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you this urgent news report. A local dummy is completely unaware of what this is! If you're watching, this is a puppy, dummy.

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I'll give you a hint. Think of anything in the world that isn't a puppy and this isn't that. I hope that helped. This is a puppy, dummy.

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Some sort of manager? A branch manager perhaps? Not at all. This is a puppy, dummy.

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I won't couch this in any fancy words. Just blunt facts. This is a puppy, dummy.

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You and ignorance are always side by side. It's time for some time apart. These are puppies, dummy.

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This may seem like a blanket statement but it is true. All people that don't know what this is are dummies, including you. This is a puppy, dummy.

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Is it still called a puppy even if no one is around to hear it? Yes, of course. This is a puppy, dummy.

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This one is pretty black and white. This is a puppy, dummy.

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I can't say for certain, but I think this might be a puppy. Oh wait, yes I can. It definitely is a puppy, dummy.

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They say money isn't everything. That's true. Some things are puppies. Like this. This is a puppy, dummy.

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I have a pawposition for you. How about you learn what this is and in return you get to know what this is? Deal? Good. This is a puppy, dummy.

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The hottest look this season is knowledge and summer not up to date so I thought I'd let you know. This is a puppy, dummy.

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I've got some info and if you're feeling a little nosey I'll let you in. This is a puppy, dummy.