The Coolest Cat In Town

Ethan Giordano|16|Sophomore at Oakvale High I'm your average class clown. I don't really like books and all that. In my opinion, my eyes have more interesting things to do then stare at meaningless words all day. It's the actions that matter in life, anyway. "I'm just a teenage dirt bag. Baby, like you." (This is a roleplay account. I am not Jake T. Austin, Figaro, nor am I affiliated with either.)

[pur-ethan-purrrr]

I have this deep urge to eat ice cream and watch Titanic.

So, without a single regret or ounce of shame, that is what I shall do.

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I can't stop watching 7th Heaven reruns.

I don't know what's wrong with me, guys. I really don't.

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My aunt just found out that her baby is going to be a girl.

[bri--nels]

We are complicated beings aren’t we?

[pur-ethan-purrrr]

The most complicated ever created, I swear. Even more complicated than giraffes.

[pur-ethan-purrrr]

My aunt just found out that her baby is going to be a girl.

[bri--nels]

Aw, poor Ethan! You’re surrounded now lol

[pur-ethan-purrrr]

I know!

And you'd really think that since I'm around so many women all the time I would learn to understand them. But no.

[pur-ethan-purrrr]

My aunt just found out that her baby is going to be a girl.

I truly do not understand how one family can have so many female members. 

Completely ridiculous.

[pur-ethan-purrrr]

I'm only really getting from my dash right now.

And that is the obvious fact that I am going to have to befriend this Ivy Cook girl, because food. 

[pur-ethan-purrrr]

I'm not going to start anything now because I'm probably not going to be on again until Friday night. And then I have all long weekend to be on before I have to go hardcore with play stuff again. But then by next Sunday it's over and you'll have me all to yourselves. 

So, until Friday, guys! I'm sorry! I love you all. <3

[pur-ethan-purrrr]

This kid kept trying to show me up with his costume.

[seriously-gwen-blog]

Was that the kid I saw you knock over to get to that one lady’s door?

Ethan, he was like six!

[pur-ethan-purrrr]

Retreat, prude.

[pur-ethan-purrrr]

This kid kept trying to show me up with his costume.

Bro, obviously my pumpkin costume is better than yours. Don't even try.

[smolderbrook]

When I grow up, I want to be Tony Stark.

I hope that’s cool with all of you guys.

[pur-ethan-purrrr]

As long as I get to be Nightcrawler, I'm fine with it.

[fuckyeahdemonedits]

Jake T. Austin

[cleorichardo-blog]

I don't like heels and I have a math test in two days.

[pur-ethan-purrrr]

I will find youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.~

[cleorichardo-blog]

If you say soooooooooooooooo.

[pur-ethan-purrrr]

I doooooooooo.

[cleorichardo-blog]

I don't like heels and I have a math test in two days.

[cleorichardo-blog]

But… but…sigh, fine. You and Sarah win. If one of you ever finds me.

[pur-ethan-purrrr]

I will find youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.~

[cleorichardo-blog]

I don't like heels and I have a math test in two days.

Great. Time to spend all night studying.

[pur-ethan-purrrr]

But, but, but the daaance Cleoooooooo.~

[cleorichardo-blog]

But, but, but schhooool Ethan.

[pur-ethan-purrrr]

But, but, but pweaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Cleoooooooo?

[cleorichardo-blog]

I don't like heels and I have a math test in two days.

Great. Time to spend all night studying.

[pur-ethan-purrrr]

But, but, but the daaance Cleoooooooo.~

[waking-up-and-breaking-out]

Pinocchio :)

[thebluestone-blog]

ooc: NO I WOULD BE THE WORST FATHER ARE YOU KIDDING

[pur-ethan-purrrr]

ooc: ARE YOU JOKING YOU WOULD BE THE GREATEST DADDY OMFG

[thebluestone-blog]

ooc: NO I WOULD CRACK UNDER THE PRESSURE BEFORE BABY GRACIANO WAS EVEN BORN KAYLA TOLD ME SHE WAS PREGNANT ONCE AND I ALMOST DIED

[pur-ethan-purrrr]

ooc: YOU WOULD HAVE A BREAKDOWN OR TWO, SURE, BUT WHEN THE BABY ACTUALLY CAME YOU’D BE FINE.

[man-up-kelly-blog]

ooc: AND THAT BABY WOULD BE GORGEOUS LIKE FORREAL

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ooc: THAT TOO.