The Random Life Of Me

Why write something no one will read?

[autctopus]

we all know pokemon was made by an autistic person but consider the idea that it was made for autistic people as well:

1. absolutely nothing in the entire game requires dexterity or quick reaction time. you can beat the game with no problems even if you have the reaction time of a shuckle

2. game mechanics based on categorization, things placed neatly into categories that are easy to memorize

3. there are multiplayer elements but the game itself? completely single player. no social interaction required to enjoy the hell out of this game

4. you are not only encouraged but expected to have empathy for and form an attachment to these virtual creatures that do not actually exist, which is very easy for an autistic person with hyperempathy to do

5. the whole point of the game is collecting things. autistics will understand this one

[helianthus-hellion]

6. making eye contact with an npc is an act of aggression

[ruinedchildhood]

IT’S NOT A PHASE MOM

[welcometoyouredoom]

Free Black History Library

[awholenutha]

Please keep boosting this, free knowledge is so important people.

[dailydankmeme]

I spent my two-hour layover mourning the two halves of my Ovation. Help me save others from the same fate!

[travislatrine]

SIGNAL BOOST. I honestly didn’t know this.

[cameoappearance]

#my dad - a professional musician - has many horror stories from people who didn’t know this and had their guitars totally wrecked on planes #advice duck

[coasttocoastlikebutteredtoast]

The More You Know.

[unclebeanbag]

I did not know this

[animar-seal-of-elephants]

This goes for violins and any other stringed instrument as well

[coolthingoftheday]

[coolthingoftheday]

“Who gives a shit about your genitals you have a fucking dragon.”

[meddlsome]

Asexuals

[waking-up-and-breaking-out]

Here we go again

[idiot-titan-shifter-deactivated]

wake up america

[enrichmentpumpkin]

this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!)

In Florida the more North you go, the more “South” you get 

In Florida the central part pretends to be the south, the western part pretends to be the northeast and the south pretends to be the west I’m not even kidding you 

[ninjaboots]

… Please tell me you guys are kidding.  

[savannahgambino-deactivated2023]

Florida is like it’s own country I swear

[interruptingpanda]

I’m from Florida and I can confirm this. Also, South Florida is basically Miami and alligators.

[pumpkinskull]

oh, i always assumed florida was part of The South?

[jimmyfury]

north florida is yes. The rest is not.

[kittydoom]

I’m from Florida, and grew up in SC/NC. Can confirm all true. 👍

[wilwheaton]

Um. This is so wrong.

[oswinstark]

You’re forgetting the part where California sees itself as its own entity.

We do not want to be grouped in with everyone else, thanks.

[kichizone]

[manwiththesquidhat]

clearly none of you have ever met someone from texas

[el-kabongjr]

I’m from Texas and I “Yee-Haw” this message

[randan-a]

^ LMFAO

[vikkidc-deactivated20220318]

America truly is a bunch of countries in a trench coat

[theinturnetexplorer]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

This professor gets extra credit.

[sixpenceee]

Long Haul Truckers: What’s the creepiest/most paranormal thing you’ve seen on the road at night?

Pirate_Freder 

Maybe a bit off the mark but it still scared the crap out of me. I was headed west on I-76 here in Denver just cruising along at about 70mph. Out of nowhere, I saw a massive, almost solid cloud of what looked to be dirt coming at me. I’d say it was at least 20 feet wide and 10 feet tall. I scanned ahead of me but couldn’t see any vehicle it could have came from. With nowhere to go I slowed down and took the hit, hoping there wasn’t anything big enough in there to come through the windshield or jack up my truck(owner/operator). It was pretty loud as I smashed through it, the instant it hit I knew it wasn’t dirt though. I immediately hit the washers because I couldn’t see a damn thing through all of the carnage, my windshield was painted with guts. Turns out it was bees, freaking huge bees that sounded like rocks when they hit. I can’t even imagine seeing that swarm if I was walking, they would kill the crap out of anything in their path.

valor592

I was driving near Las Vegas at around 3am. I had been following a few black SUV’s along the highway for a good hour or so. They had Nevada plates that were single digit numbers in order, 1,2,3. Suddenly they all pulled off the highway down a dirt path. There was no mile marker or cactus that would indicate a path there. It was just dirt. After pulling off the road they all turned their lights off. I didn’t stick around. It was creepy.

Heywoodjajustgoaway

Westbound I-90 between Vantage and Ellensburg WA. Young woman in a summer dress and heels walking alone on the shoulder towards Ellensburg. No vehicles for miles so I knew she didn’t break down. If you are familiar with this stretch of 90 you know there aren’t any houses either. It’s desolate. I pull over and ask if she needs a ride. She gets in, says thank you and I immediately see that she’s been crying. I silently take her to the nearest gas station and let her out. She thanks me and tells me her boyfriend had gotten mad at her shortly before I had stopped and kicked her out.

Koko_San

Weeeellll, I’m not a trucker, but a motorcyclist which kinda makes it even more spooky. Drove home Frome my gfs house, just a 20min ride but it was 3am and the road goes through a forest without any street lights. So I ride through the forest, already giving everything my little 50ccm dirt bike had in it back then and suddenly on the side of the road, a fucking naked mannequin is standing. I saw it appear in my headlights and drove by it only doing like 60kmh, it was scary as hell. A fuckin’ mannequin standing there naked on the side of a dark road in a forest at 3am in the morning. Damn, I still get the shivers…

[shadow27]

My fave answer to htis has always been: “A BMW driver using his turn signal.”

[o-kurwa]

No wonder Megan Markle wants to leave UK

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[therealchef420]

Everybody loves these Cannabis Chocolate chip Butterscotch brownies! I suggest you try these with a cup of hot chocolate or chocolate milk. By CHEF 420

https://bit.ly/2A8Wv31 

#Chef420 #Edibles #Medibles #CookingWithCannabis #CannabisChef #CannabisRecipes #InfusedRecipes

[heythatsmyleg]

[diddi-p]

this gets funnier with each passing year

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[suzuki-left-hand-method-deactiv]

hey there LGBTQ kids who are also Christian/Jewish! If you feel like you’re disobeying God, questioning your faith, or feel wrong and dirty for loving who you love, there’s this fantastic site I found today called hoperemains that accurately and thoroughly combs through scripture and its (many) mistranslations, validates your orientation, and basically let’s you know that you’re not pissing off God. It’s insanely thorough and after reading through every page on the entire site it’s super helpful. Go check it out!

[wearyewe]

No no no! Jewish LGBTQ kinderlach! Go to Keshet! 

hoperemains is completely from a Christian perspective, and not pluralistic or interfaith at all.

[metallikato]

If you reblogged the first post from me please reblog this amendment so the Jewish peeps can access this resource too! 

[peppermintfeminist]

Trans Jewish kids, you can go to TransTorah as well!

[fuckyeahsexpositivity]

Muslim LGBTQ kids, you can go to iamnotharaam! It’s run by a mod squad of different genders and orientations, and they take submissions from everybody!

–BB

[spacevinci-blog]

MAY ANYONE WHO REBLOGS THIS BE ELEVATED TO THE EQUIVALENT OF SAINTHOOD IN THEIR RELIGION BLESS ALL OF YOU OH MY GOD.

[wickedkhaleesi-blog]

REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE IT’S SO FREAKING IMPORTANT TO ME AND ALL MY FOLLOWERS TO READ THAT DEAL WITH GRIEF AND GUILT WHILE BEING LGBTQ AND RELIGIOUS

[aspicywhore-deactivated20201017]

http://hoperemainsonline.com/ Is the new site for hoperemains. Every other link is still active as of 1/9/2020

[bestlols-deactivated20140726]

[stability]

this is so cute and makes me so happy

[turnipfritters]