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[puresimp]

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[i-love-my-fictional-husband]

[puresimp]

ִֶָ☾. How you and Tokoyami started dating 🐦‍⬛

꩜ Part I ꩜

⛥ You and Tokoyami had been friends since school started, good mornings here and there, he would ask about the books you'd read when in the common room in the dorm. Both of you were cordial.

⛥ Now, it is important to note that you fell first, physically and figuratively. How you might ask? well, you almost ate concrete, thats how.

⛥ It was during a dash to get to the cafeteria before all the good banana bread was gone (still worth it) and when jumping down the schools staircase to beat the rush, your foot slipped on the edge of the step in a graceful manner only able to be wielded by a fish on land.

⛥ It wasn't by far your best moment but would it be the last knowing your clumsy ass? absolutely not. However, before you could lament your lost dignity, you fell face first into a solid chest.

⛥ Looking up, you found Tokoyami's ruby eyes meeting yours and as cliche as it sounds, this moment felt like it came straight out of the romance fantasy books you loved to squeal over in the privacy of your room.

⛥ And just like that, the bubble around you two popped, physically taking a step back and spine straightening to an almost perfect line, your embarrasment amplified by his concern and his hands set upon your back to keep you steady. "Are you alright? Were you injured?"

⛥ You had confirmed that nothing hurt, just your pride and now the possiblity that all the banana bread was gone because you decided to swan dive off a staircase. Much to your mortification, he laughed, not fully but the type of laugh that made you feel warm on the inside.

⛥ When you had fianlly ventured into the cafeteria and sat down with your tray of food, sad that what you had came for was already gone. However, that sadness didn't last long when a piece of banana bread was slid over by Tokoyami who was sat across from you.

⛥ If you hadn't fallen before, you definitely did right then and there! Taking no time in igorning any food you just sat down with and practically devouring your deserved treat, ignoring Iida's obvious disdain for the order in which you've decided to eat your food in.

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Note- might make this a couple part series, lemme know, comment if this was okay <3 also ignore shit grammer or spelling lol

[puresimp]

~ Night In ~

You, after a long day at work come home to what you thought was an empty apartment, since your pro hero partner usually worked the night patrol. However, it wasn't the case this time and you can finally spend some one on one time with eachother.

This week had been shit. To put it lightly. Your week had already started off badly, working in a cafe can already be chaotic when a rush of people enter but adding accidently spilling a burning hot latte on someones lap infront of said rush? Not fun.

And that just set the precident of how this week would go for you. Small accidents, little mistakes from others, being shouted at because 'my cold drink is too cold!' or 'I want a refund for the drink I finished because it was wrong! '. It was overwhelming.

What made it even worse? every night the past few weeks your partner, Tokoyami, has been working tirelessly night after night to keep the steets safe in the rise of night crime. And that has led to much time apart and that is taking its toll.

You sound selfish thinking about it, you knew what you were getting into with dating a pro hero and you wouldn't change it for the world! But sometimes, you really just needed him.

Trudging into the apartment with zero grace and shutting it heavily with movements more akin to a slinky, you could finally exhale in relief at being home. After dropping your bag by the door, you stop mid stretch at hearing the shower running.

Poking your head into the main bedroom, you saw Tokoyami's hero suit thrown over the bed and his boots looked to have been kicked off as soon as he came throught the threshold of the doorway. Just from seeing that he hadn't taken his shoes off at the door, which he does everytime without fail, you knew it had been a long day for him.

You slowly got changed from your uniform, throwing it into a basket with the rest of the dirty clothes to deal with later, swapping to one of Tokoyami's tshirts and a pair of comfortable shorts for settling down for the night.

There was a thought on going to join him for the shower, but you knew it best to give him time to relax from his day in his own way. Instead, it was straight to the kitchen to make a warm drink because you sure as hell needed it.

Once the kettle had started boiling, you reached into the cabinet above for the mugs on the 2nd shelf and just as your finger tips brushed the handle on the one you reached for, a larger warm hand had grabbed it for you and set it on the counter.

Smiling widely at the chest pressing up against your back, you happily leaned back and soaked in his warmth, giddy at finally being able to see him without it being 4am and half waking up to greet him then falling back asleep.

"I had wondered where this went." his steady arms came around you, his fingers on one hand pinching the tshirt material and the other hand idly stroking at your hip.

"I can take it off if you want it back?" You wiggled your eyebrows at him mischievously and laughed when his eyes narrowed, "Temptress." was all he added with that baritone voice before grabbing his own mug down from the cabinet.

You shooed him to the couch, adamant to take care of him while you have him home and that is exactly what you did. Starting with cosying up on the couch, hot drink in hand with an old horror movie Tokoyami liked, acting as a comfortable background noise.

It wasn't long until he was wrapped around you once again while you busied yourself making the drinks for the two of you, "I apologise with how...absent I have been these weeks.." at his starting of an apology, you stopped what you were doing and turned to fully face him. "Fumikage, your job is dangerous and difficult, as long as you come home in one piece...that is all I could ask for." you solidified those words with pressing short kisses to the side of his beak.

"Now, you go sit down. I've got this.."

"I missed you."

You looked down where Tokoyami had made himself comfortable, laying his head against your belly as your fingers stroked his feathers and felt their softness.

"I missed you too, my love..", your heart practially melted at his grip around you tightening.

"Where would I be without you, my dove?"

"Still socially awkward."

He raised his head to give you a flat look as you fought a smirk, "Im joking!" you squeaked as one hand went to your side for a vulnerable spot. "I wonder which of the Gods have decided to punish me so with you."

"Aw, not the blessing you thought?"

Your laugh trailed off when he crawled up to be eye level with you, leaning his forearms either side of your head to hold himself up.

"My dove, you are my gift. This is your world, I am simply the fool lucky enough to orbit it."

With your heart soft and full, this week felt so far behind you, you cant even remember why you were frustrated in the first place. Finding your peace in his presence, his voice, his arms.

"I love you too, Fumikage.."

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Note - I am nowhere NEAR a writer so if this is a LOAD of shit please take with a PINCH of salt :) i was bored and inspired so...Any feedback is great tho!

[jintaka-hane]

I want Benn Beckman to be in love with me. To think that he doesn't deserve me and that the best thing he can do is let me go… away from him and with a better man. Dreaming about me every night is his punishment for all the crimes he's done in his life, but he is a tough guy and will eventually survive. But before letting me go, I want him to hand me the jewel his mother once gave him and he's kept for 50 damned years. "For the most important person you find in your life," she said. Well, time to let go of that jewel too, along with the bearer of his wretched, lonely heart.

[puresimp]

I want that old man WHIPPED. You will never look at another bar wench again, SIR!

[inkiedraws]

I would like to apologize to Benn Beckman for saying he's not that hot in a previous post.

I am a changed man and I was objectively wrong.

[puresimp]

Can only atone by drawing more of him. I dont make the rules.

[inkiedraws]

Alright.

Got this joke out of the way.

ohmnohmnnom

[inkiedraws]

I refuse to die until they finally meet Strawhats.

[jintaka-hane]

Oh, becks *blushes*

[lazy-pan-op-fan]

LUVKY!!!! I LOVE AND MISS YOU

[animentality]

[eustasskidsbignaturals]

"Useless captain mid and his sidekick filler" "kid at the bottom of the ocean seeing the one piece get dropped next to him"

[puresimp]

I am a hUGE Killer fan and I love the Kidd Pirates, but that first line did indeed make me cackle...

[inkiedraws]

I like that Gear 5 Luffy looks like Alex from Madagascar when he's going through meat withdrawl.

[puresimp]

^ love this guy

[inkiedraws]

I didn't mean to make it look like he's grabbing his meat in that first picture, sorry.

[inkiedraws]

I refuse to die until they finally meet Strawhats.

[medusadyke]

academic dishonesty is not something you can spin as moral lol i do not want to share a career field let alone a social sphere with a bunch of chatgpt using ass bitches

[medusadyke]

"you're just scared your diploma is going to devalue" i'm afraid you dumb bitches are going to become my colleagues and drag social services to hell

[hylianengineer]

I'm afraid they'll become scientists and data that lives depend on will turn out to be wrong - and people will die.

I'm afraid they'll become engineers and sign off on bridge designs that collapse - and people will die.

I'm afraid they'll become medical professionals who don't know what they're doing - and people will die.

The assumption that academic dishonesty is okay is rooted in the idea that what you're learning to do doesn't matter.

[you-need-not-apply]

Bro I just nearly fucking died

[you-need-not-apply]

My throats fucked but I like inhaled toothpaste and my throat seized up and I couldn’t breathe worst part is I spat toothpaste everywhere trying to get it out of my mouth and my throat is like fuzzy now?? Water did not help honey tea might

[you-need-not-apply]

Dude I was dry heaving into a sink barely breathing and my brain went “this is gonna make a sick ass tumblr story”

[epistleii]

is this accurate

[you-need-not-apply]

Absolutely flawless how did you get these photos?

[dancinbutterfly]

I can never leave here

[asspostate]

miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at

[foxnonny]

I didn’t even read the rest because I’m still laughing at “miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit” like I’ve never read a more perfect phrase in my life

[ohcaptains]

[enyter]