A Man Among Men

Tony Lee. Gaston LeGume. 26. Much better than you and cute to boot. I like to work out.

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byhook‌:

James had been intruded upon a fair few times in his life but he’d never minded quite as much as he did in that moment. Even he would admit he gave Tony more leeway in the bar than he had any legitimate reason to, but this? This was a step too far. If it was any other person Tony caught a glimpse of, James would probably have given him a pat on the back. But, goddammit, this was Rosie. James worked so damn hard to get where he got and he didn’t appreciate Tony just waltzing into his flat. He threw his duvet over Rosie, leapt out of bed and began shaking his hook at Tony.

“Get the hell out!”

Tony was never particularly curious about Rosie’s breasts, but now that he had seen them, he suddenly understood why James had been chasing after her for the past few months. However, he definitely averted his eyes when he saw that James was in the nude. “Dude, put on some damn pants, no one needs to see that. And god, it’s not like she’s the first naked woman I have seen in here.” Admittedly, he was usually being brought in to say James needed them to get the hell out now. He had never seen “the captain”. “Nice to see you by the way Rosie.”

[slightlysam]

Sam wasn’t over his heartbreak yet. Really, he wasn’t sure if he’d ever be. But he’d cried all the tears he had to cry for the moment. Now what he wanted — needed, really — was a distraction. The dumber the better. Sam had always been good at finding ways to get into trouble, often just as fun as they were stupid. 

“What?” Sam asked, grinning. His eyes were wild. “C’mon, don’t tell me you’re a scaredy cat.”

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Tony leaned in. He never shied away from a challenge and Sam was, for all intent’s and purposes, hot as fuck. And it had been a while since he’d gotten some, the little voice in his head recently preventing him from getting a good hard lay. He pushed the image of the girl in his mind and focused on the person in front of him. “Definitely not. What do you have in mind?”

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@kingxartie

Tony picked up the cage with his mouse in it. “So, are you sure you don’t want to give me a check up before I go?” He looked down at Riley. “And are you sure he doesn’t have rabies?”

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@byhook

Tony technically knew he wasn’t allowed in James’ flat without knocking, but it would hardly be the first time he ignored that stupid rule. He had nabbed the extra key from Wendy, the one they were only supposed to use if James was dying or dead. “James, man, I really need to borrow your shower. Seriously you wouldn’t believe the work out I go-Hello Rosie’s boobs.”

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s1ngsweet‌:

Ella gave up after three attempts to pick up at least one box, and she was left to lead the way. She gestured for him to head to the apartment building. “I’ll buy you a hot dog and a corn dog. I might even splurge for a Pepsi,” she added with a dramatic gasp, before erupting into soft laughter. “Honestly, Gyeong, whatever people say about you, you’re my hero today.”

“It’s been a while since anyone has called me that,” he said. If memories served correct, not since the 1800s. But that was admittedly becoming more and more murky the longer he stayed in Apple Peak. “You are clearly smarter than the average person.” He made sure to slow his stride so he could be next to her. “So, tell me, how did you like the ride?”

[purestparagon]

Tony walked into the establishment, a baby strapped to his chest and a bag across his shoulder. He noticed the looks people were shooting him and rolled his eyes. “What? You’ve never seen a man with a baby before?”

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ambr0siusg‌:

“Innocent? Yes, I agree. Or do you mean ‘besotted’?” He asked, curious. “It’s a rather fitting word, I would say, given your insistent pursuit of Miss Beaufort. It could also mean intoxicated, as from alcohol,” he explained, in full scholar mode. At the joke about the ‘conversation’, he frowned. 

“Either or.” Tony rolled his eyes. “Look, what business is it to you what Belle and I choose to do together anyways?” he asked. “Maybe you need to get laid Ambrosius. But you know, not until after you have that talk with your parents.”

[purestparagon]

"Why do you have marshmallow flavored vodka?" ( from marilyn )

“Some of my friends are tragically pansies.”

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"My girly-ass drink has five times the alcohol than your wheat tea." ( from luna )

“Wanna bet?” He grabbed his flask and proceeded to dump its entire contents into his glass. “How about now?”

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When is a monster not a monster? Oh, when you love it.

A playlist for Tony Lee and Eleanor de Barbarac.

[inboxideas]

Go anon and pretend to be my character's child,

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inboxideas :

➤ BUT HERE’s the CATCH! :

Try to incorporate in it a fact/reference to the other parent (without saying their name/URL/ship).

I’ll answer the anon and then also try to guess the ship, or say which one I think the child would belong best from.

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✿ From Millie just because

23. a kiss pressed to each fingertip

Tony pressed a kiss to each fingertip. “See, don’t you feel better after that harsh practice? Want me to kiss anywhere else to make it better?”

[galleryofmemesnplots]

send me a ✿ and i’ll generate a number.

[alittleflowertoldme-moved-deact]

roleplaymemesmusings:

If the generator is being lame, just choose something that works for the muses.

aggressive/angry kiss

all over kiss

back kiss

cheek kiss

firm kiss

shy kiss

first kiss

forehead kiss

french kiss

gentle kiss

scar kiss

hand kiss

jawline kiss

last kiss

neck kiss

rain kiss

friendly kiss

chaste kiss

stomach kiss

underwater kiss

upside down kiss

spin the bottle kiss

an eskimo kiss

butterfly kisses ( eyelash kiss )

a kiss pressed to each fingertip

a kiss on the hairline

a kiss to the temples

a kiss to the corner of the mouth

a kiss to bruised skin

a kiss on the knuckles

Hot, Steamy kiss

Forced Kiss

Nose Kiss

Gentle Peck

Romantic Kiss

Eyelid Kiss

Collarbone Kiss

Chest/Breast Kiss

Kiss Along the Hips

Navel Kiss

Goofy Kiss

Forceful Kiss

Reunion Kiss

Then there’s tongue

Bear Hug

Sleepy hug

Cuddle hug

Unreciprocated hug

“Far too long since we’ve seen each other” hug

From behind hug

“Something scared me” hug

The Lift hug

One armed hug

The Leg hug

Friendly hug

The emotional hug

Failed hug

Run and Jump hug

Romantic hug

Side hug

Comforting hug

Family hug

Hug around waist

Clinging hug

‘’Don’t let go’’ hug

‘’I thought I’d never see you again” hug

Warm hug

Awkward hug

Cold hug

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ambr0siusg‌:

“And what does that make you? An innocent, besotted…farmboy?” Tony’s stubbornness was amusing when he wasn’t being a complete dolt. But the notion of a date surprised Ambrosius. “Did you now? But if talking is overrated what do you expect to do on your date?”

“I would never call myself a farmboy. Or that other thing.” Mostly because he didn’t exactly know what besotted meant, but that was besides the point. “I really think that is a conversation you should have with your parents Ambrosius.”

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@s1ngsweet

Tony picked up the boxes that had been strapped to the back of his bike, ignoring any attempts on Ella’s part to lift them. He was a gentleman and he was going to carry them. He looked up and down the grungy street. “After this, you owe me a hot dog in Central Park.”

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✘ Do you believe you're capable of true love and commitment?

“Maybe. I’d like to be. Isn’t that enough?”

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sokiefer‌:

                     it was quite possible kiefer was nearing a dangerous level of intoxication for himself. normally he could have a few beers and be alright, but he and tony had been knocking drinks back since ten pm and it was now nearing last call. he lets out a hiccup when tony pats his back, which brings on a fit of gut-bursting laughter. his head shakes in refusal of the drink, but his lips seem to have different plans.

                     “ i’ll keep it classy and use a glass, thanks tone. ” he gives the other’s thigh a friendly squeeze, before bringing his hands back up and resting his forearms on the bar top. when wendy brings over his beer he can’t help the large, toothy grin that overtakes his face. he knows tony is probably giving him the look ( the you’ve been staring for thirty seconds you complete idiot look ) but he doesn’t care enough to tear his eyes away. only when she walks off to the other side of the bar does he give his head a shake before turning back to tony with a dramatic sigh.

                     “ d’you think i’ll ever actually talk to her ? ” he asks, taking a large drink from the glass in front of him. “ or am i destined to stare at her like a fish out of water until she finally thinks i’m creepy enough to warrant refusing me service ? ”

“I’m sure you’ll ask her for the time any day now,” he said. Tony wasn’t sure why Kiefer had such a tough time talking to women considering he had given him enough pointers over the years. “Maybe even for more napkins. You do realize she flings them at me when I ask for them?” He sighed for a moment. “Please, Kiefer, Key baby, tell me she at least knows your name.”

It was admittedly not a dealbreaker in his case, but he had a feeling Wendy was not that type of girl. Mostly because she had flung a glass of water at him the one time he tried to proposition her. “Maybe you just need some more liquid courage. Or, you could buy her a drink.”

Kiefer was his best friend, but he was really killing him here. He could not have a best friend with that kind of face and yet no game. It was bad for his reputation.