Purgatory's Pessimist

Ay! I'm Badal Majumdar, but uhh my friends called me Baddy or Bads, yooze can feel free too as well. I grew up and died in Brooklyn New York in the 50's. Feel free to talk to me whenever ya want. My ears work well enough. (A Welcome to Hell RP Blog) M!A: ??

[purgatorys-pessimist]

ϟ Monsters-themed Asks!

Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?

Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?

Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?

Ghost: Do you have any regrets?

Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?

Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?

Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?

Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?

Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?

Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?

Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?

Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?

Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?

Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?

Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?

Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?

Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?

[buzzfeed]

[mr-nice-watch]

How about you just have one dilla then see how you feel.

[auryane-deactivated20161016]

these make me so fucking mad

[thepenguinruler]

My dad loves dad jokes and remains a constant embarrassment. 

[real-faker]

I’m Mostly Reblogging this for the 3rd picture from the bottom

Like the dad jokes are funny and all but the way his hand is grabbing that giant leaf is cracking me right the fuck up

[purgatorys-pessimist]

All multiples of 4.

Get to Know Me Uncomfortably Well

4. What is your zodiac sign?

Virgo

8. Where are you from?

Brooklyn New York Bayy bee

12. What was your last dream about?

My girl Audrey.

16. Favorite movie?

Invasion of the Body Snatchers

20. Are you religious?

Sure, whatever..

24. Baths or showers?

Showaz

28. What type of music do you like?

Um, tha good stuff.

32. How big is your house?

I lived in a 2 bedroom apartment with my 5 person family.

36. Favorite clean word?

Shem

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

Nah, apparently I ain't got a pretty face.

44. Do you have a strong accent?

Yeh, I'm from Brooklyn whatidya x'pect

48. Can you curl your tongue?

Yeah, I can make it into that uh, what uh do you call it a clover?

52. Favorite food?

Egg Creme Soda

56. Most used word?

probably yooze

60. Do you talk to yourself?

Yeah, what about it?

64. Are you a gossip?

No, I'd never, That's something that my mother does alot of though.

68. Favorite school subject?

Auto tech

72. Are you scared of the dark?

No, I'm no cube.

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?

Umm, I'm always in a postition of authority when someone doesn't know they're place at least.

80. How many piercings do you have?

I have my left ear lobe pierced

84. What color is your hair?

What colour are you're eyes, oh wait you obviously don't have any.

I'm sorry that was rude.. uhhm a dark brown black...

88. What do your parents do?

They run a butcher shop in south Brooklyn

94. What are you strengths?

Umm, my shockingly good looks 

98. Do you have any scars?

Oh yeah lot's from knife fights, my death, sweet burn outs you name it.

[purgatorys-pessimist]

Get to Know Me Uncomfortably Well

1. What is you middle name?

2. How old are you?

3. What is your birthday?

4. What is your zodiac sign?

5. What is your favorite color?

6. What's your lucky number?

7. Do you have any pets?

8. Where are you from?

9. How tall are you?

10. What shoe size are you?

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

12. What was your last dream about?

13. What talents do you have?

14. Are you psychic in any way?

15. Favorite song?

16. Favorite movie?

17. Who would be your ideal partner?

18. Do you want children?

19. Do you want a church wedding?

20. Are you religious?

21. Have you ever been to the hospital?

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?

23. Have you ever met any celebrities?

24. Baths or showers?

25. What color socks are you wearing?

26. Have you ever been famous?

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?

28. What type of music do you like?

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?

31. What position do you usually sleep in?

32. How big is your house?

33. What do you typically have for breakfast?

34. Have you ever fired a gun?

35. Have you ever tried archery?

36. Favorite clean word?

37. Favorite swear word?

38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?

39. Do you have any scars?

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

41. Are you a good liar?

42. Are you a good judge of character?

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?

44. Do you have a strong accent?

45. What is your favorite accent?

46. What is your personality type?

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?

48. Can you curl your tongue?

49. Are you an innie or an outie?

50. Left or right handed?

51. Are you scared of spiders?

52. Favorite food?

53. Favorite foreign food?

54. Are you a clean or messy person?

55. Most used phrased?

56. Most used word?

57. How long does it take for you to get ready?

58. Do you have much of an ego?

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?

60. Do you talk to yourself?

61. Do you sing to yourself?

62. Are you a good singer?

63. Biggest Fear?

64. Are you a gossip?

65. Best dramatic movie you've seen?

66. Do you like long or short hair?

67. Can you name all 50 states of America?

68. Favorite school subject?

69. Extrovert or Introvert?

70. Have you ever been scuba diving?

71. What makes you nervous?

72. Are you scared of the dark?

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?

74. Are you ticklish?

75. Have you ever started a rumor?

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?

77. Have you ever drank underage?

78. Have you ever done drugs?

79. Who was your first real crush?

80. How many piercings do you have?

81. Can you roll your Rs?"

82. How fast can you type?

83. How fast can you run?

84. What color is your hair?

85. What color is your eyes?

86. What are you allergic to?

87. Do you keep a journal?

88. What do your parents do?

89. Do you like your age?

90. What makes you angry?

91. Do you like your own name?

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

94. What are you strengths?

95. What are your weaknesses?

96. How did you get your name?

97. Were your ancestors royalty?

98. Do you have any scars?

99. Color of your bedspread?

100. Color of your room?

[purgatorys-pessimist]

[purgatorys-pessimist]

"So tell me hunny, where did dolly learn to dance?" Badal said with a grin making overexagerated goo goo eyes "If I’m not bein to rude? to ask?" Badal then spun the girl out and back in and began to dance a swing style dance, he picked her up by the waist and lifted her...

[purgatorys-pessimist]

"Hunny I never stopped dancing, in fact I'm pretty sure I shimmied out of the womb" Badal winked and pulled the girl to dip her down  and grinned " You're pretty light on you're feet little kitten" 

[purgatorys-pessimist]

[jesushatesherdad-deactivated202]

Danni grinned and couldn’t help but laugh...

[purgatorys-pessimist]

"So tell me hunny, where did dolly learn to dance?" Badal said with a grin making overexagerated goo goo eyes "If I'm not bein to rude? to ask?" Badal then spun the girl out and back in and began to dance a swing style dance, he picked her up by the waist and lifted her in the air "wow watch the kitten fly" he grinned and then put her back down and continued dancing, with his boyish grin.

[nuclearnyx]

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

[purgatorys-pessimist]

psychicartistryy.tumblr.com

Badal danced his way up to Danni with a boyish smirk " Hey kitten you goin' my way?" he asked and held his hand out to the red head "Let's get a twistin'! " and with that he inched a bit closer and began to bob his head.

[purgatorys-pessimist]

☼

"The mun huh? She's on a roller derby team... that's a pretty tight fact right?" Badal looked around with half hearted smile " she recently got her skates and everythin' "

[purgatorys-pessimist]

☼

"eheh that one ha, she just danced at the art store because one of the employees sat down and taught her how to sharpen a pencil with a knife... she's kinda kooky" Badal shrugged with a grin

[purgatorys-pessimist]

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"Ahh, her? she seems like a pretty kitten, I’d love to dance with her… wonder if she can jitter bug?" Badal laughed "Also her hair’s the bee’s knees"

[ohmy I can’t believe I over looked this I’m so sorry]

[rp-ask-box-memes-blog-blog-blog]

Honesty hour! Any questions my character(s) are asked, they will answer honestly!

Submitted by: Anonymous

[rpmemes-gallery]

For every ☼ in my inbox, the muse has to tell you a fact about the mun.

[the-write-ideas]

Send me a △ and ask a really invasive question aimed at my character

They’ll have to:

Rate on a scale of 1-10 how much they don’t want to answer that question.

Answer that question.

[stargazing-angel-blog]

What's buzzin' cuzzin?

 the little girl was confused, she had no idea what that meant nor had she met this man before.. “Vous n’êtes pas mon cousin”  she said before sneezing. “Who are you?” she asked as she wiped her nose on the back of her hand.

[stargazing-angel-blog]

Jessica sniffled a little, looking like a lost puppy. she had no idea what to do, she felt like she was wasting his time, “I’m sorry” she said. rubbing her nose with her hand.

[purgatorys-pessimist]

"ahh no no no, it's okay little kitten, don't be upset" Badal awkwardly reached his hand out and patted the girl on the head " we're all cool here baby, everythings good" he smiled 

[stargazing-angel-blog]

What's buzzin' cuzzin?

 the little girl was confused, she had no idea what that meant nor had she met this man before.. “Vous n’êtes pas mon cousin”  she said before sneezing. “Who are you?” she asked as she wiped her nose on the back of her hand.

[stargazing-angel-blog]

Jessica frowned, “I don’t remember” she said, whining a little, “Je suis désolé” she added.

[purgatorys-pessimist]

Badal quickly crouched down by the kid "Oh non nono, It's okay little babe, don't bet yourself up kiddo" Badal wasn't really sure what to do so he awkwardly rubbed the back of his neck

[stargazing-angel-blog]

What's buzzin' cuzzin?

 the little girl was confused, she had no idea what that meant nor had she met this man before.. “Vous n’êtes pas mon cousin”  she said before sneezing. “Who are you?” she asked as she wiped her nose on the back of her hand.

[stargazing-angel-blog]

Jessica thought for a moment “Hes got hair like mine only, it’s a lot shorter, and he’s taller than me, and he’s got blue eyes” she said, as she described her dad as best as she could, hopping that would help him.

[purgatorys-pessimist]

Badal whipped around looking for a man of that description "Uh, Kiddo, where's the last place you saw you're old man ??" Badal asked as he continued to look.. but couldn't really see anyone around.