Aide-toi et le ciel t'aidera.

I am the Batter. I'm on a sacred mission. ((Independent The Batter RP blog and part-time Off fanart blog. This blog will be occasionally be NSFW-- only in terms of possible gore and violence. Mun is under-aged, so no smut. No icons are mine unless I state so-- but as of now, none are mine. Please read the about page and the disclaimer page.))

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so long, and good night

so long

and good night.

[purifyandpreserve-blog]

PSA-ish thing

Hey guys!

I'm really, really sorry for pretty much giving up on this account. I know a few of you actually liked my Batter, but frankly, the OFF fandom makes me uncomfortable. I've had a few bad experiences with people on this blog and I'd just ? Rather not be on here.

But that's not all. I mean, I love the muse and I love him, as gross as he is. So I think I'm gonna make, like... I don't know, a sort of spin-offy character? Similar to Batter but definitely not the same guy. He won't be set in the OFF world and he'll have nothing to do with it. He won't be monster-y either (not like how this Batter was, anyways). Probably just a semi-normal dude trying to live a normal life. Sort of.

I probably sound really stupid and like "wow what an unoriginal bitch" but;; I'll make sure to make him different from how most Batters look so he isn't really ? Connected. I don't want him to look like a Batter.

If any of you will want the URL, send me a message or reply or something. It's not up yet but I'm planning to make it sometime this weekend, maybe.

[purifyandpreserve-blog]

actually i

have to break that promise i made last night, sorry guys :v

i feel like shit tonight and i dont want to write at all. sorry

[purifyandpreserve-blog]

got my stuff drafted

i PROMISE i will be back later. goodnight <3

[supermariofuneral-deactivated20]

How to put out candles

[possiblyinsanemerchant]

The shop bell tolled.

purifyandpreserve started following you

H͓̤̹̪̦͔̗͕ͩ̒ͣ̿̀͒͜Ȩ̴̝͕̜̟͚̟̠̄̄̒ͫͪ͂ͬ͝L͇͔̀̋ͫͭͨ́L͙͓̭͍̟̔͋ͮ̿̚͘͡͝O̴͚̫̬͖̩̟͊̂ͧ̒̚͞ͅ,̇ͦ͑̄̆̾ͮ͏͕̦͇͓̤͍͟͟ ̶̦͙̜̳̤͚̞̋ͮͯ́̾ͦM̡͚̹̦̒ͮͨͧ̌̿͑̕O̸̲͉̩̟̰̎ͦ̐̓͛̂ͅN̵̜͎͚ͯ͐̈͢S͖̦̗͋ͯ̋̉͑̊̚͡Ǐ̛̼̝̝̩̖̙̹̪̳́͜Ĝ̻̼̝͖ͫ͑͛̄̿ͮ͝N̴̦͚̘͚̬͕̻ͣ̌͌ͧ̚͘Ǫ͖̱̠̰̫͕ͭ̀R̶̪͇̬͕̹̤̮̊͂̓ͧ̆ͨ̐.̴͉͔̞̜͕̍ͧͬ̈͗̿̎ͅ ͙̥̞͇̰̣̽̇̏̅̚ͅ ̙̗͍ͬͧ̑̍͊̐P̻̖̍͒̌̐͆̆̋̈͘L͈̖̩̖͒͌̏͢͡E͕̪̎̄ͮ̑́͟͡͝A͚̫͎̹̝ͬ̊͋͢ͅṢ̞̟̿̂ͨ͛ͧ͆̓̑͜E͒͏̺̗̗̞͚̞̼ ̲͙̫̺̀̿ͨE̓̌͌͏̼̝̬̳͙̳̙̼X̖̼̹̙͔͖̲̤͋ͫ̂̓ͪ̋ͭͪ́C̶̨͇̙͖ͥͭ̂̓̈́͒ͨ́́U̧̧̙̭̪͂̾͋̓̆͆͐S̡̜̤̭̳͑͊ͨ̾̽ͯͯ̽Ȩ̲̤̞͙͙͔̤ͨ͛̚͝ ̰͕͉͍͎͍̖͙̖̊̍͞M̹̱̟̳̥̝͔̣ͩ̀̍ͣ͛̆̓͟Y̸̡̯̞̮̣̠̙͙̟ͧ͗̚ ̧̟͙̼̩̺͗Ả̷̼̺̟͙̆ͦ̄ͦ̈́C̘͓̠̲̖̗̉̾͠͠Č̩̲̤̲̆͢͞ͅȆ̶̤̙̗̀͌͋͜͟N̵͖̗͍͍͔ͬͯ̽͗̾̔̅̃͛͡͝T̸̿̇͂̚҉̟̤̰͚̣͎,̷̳̦̥͒ͫ̿ͨ̒͋͑ͧ̀ͅ ̢̯͉̠͛̏̋ͩ̒̚I̢͇̠̠̯̘͎̫̒ͬ̆͡ ̶̪̣̣̰̲̩ͭ̏̏ͭ̀A̧̨̖͍̟͈̫̪͉̭ͧͥ͘M̧̠̩͙͍̆̆ͩ̑̔̏̎̉̏͞ ̦̤͇ͧ̑̑Ą̶̛̹̑͆͐̆ͥͣͨͅ ̺̩͖̯̅͋͗ͫͬ̍͘͝͝T̩͇̜͎̻ͬ̓̈͘͝Å͎͕̹̬̜̹̙̙̄̿̂ͥ̂͡D̴͔̘̱̺̝̿́ ̀͋̏ͬ̂ͮ̀̍ͯ͏̺͇̦̼͙͈̘S̠͔̭͎̻̲͎ͫͤT̴͇͍̳̝̜͍̮͙̼͌͟R͚͔͔̼̓̅ͭͧ̔͐̐̚͞E̡͚͑̌͋͒͟S̵̮̩̭͎̟̦̄ͩͣ̎̕͞Ş̛̥ͣͤͩͫͩͣ̒̓͒̀E̷̥̘͇̠̜̝͋̓ͮ̀̆͑̒͑͗́D͈͙̪͖̣̑̏̾̽̓̀̅͌͢ ̛̮̥̞̪̎̉̿ͦ̎̾̓ͤT̡̰͕̭͈̬̪̐̊̋ͬ͘ͅƠ̖͖̞̹͓̠̬̳̺ͪͦ̓ͮ͌͌ͭͣ̏͜D̤̫̫͕͎͔ͭ́ͅA̶̻͕̖̪͔̥̰̳ͨͨ͌̏̆̂̿̚Y̶̧̳͓̙̳̱͚͋̌ͫͭ̈̓̚̚͜.̶̭̹̼̝̮̻̠͕͌̋̑̈

[purifyandpreserve-blog]

I cannot understand a word you are saying.

Speak clearly.

[possiblyinsanemerchant]

*Coughs slightly*

I APOLOG͢ISE ͡FO̵R T̵HA͜T,̶ F͜RI͝E͜ND̸.̛ ̧ ̴TH̵ERE̴ ̷W̕ÁS̴ ͝À ̷SI̕TUA̛T́I͡O̴N, ͠AŃD ̧MY ̧A̕CC̵E̢NT,͟ ̕LE͢Ţ’S͠ ̢S͡AY, G̨OT͡ ҉O͡ƯŢ ͠OF́ C͠O͠N͝T̷RO҉L.̡ SO.̛ ͝BUS̷I̢NE͢SS, OR ͡H̡E͡R͜E ͡F́O̸R̵ C̴O͘ŅVER͞S̡A͢T̨IO͜N͞?

[purifyandpreserve-blog]

'Accent'.

Okay.

And... ah, business. If you are open, of course.

[possiblyinsanemerchant]

The shop bell tolled.

purifyandpreserve started following you

H͓̤̹̪̦͔̗͕ͩ̒ͣ̿̀͒͜Ȩ̴̝͕̜̟͚̟̠̄̄̒ͫͪ͂ͬ͝L͇͔̀̋ͫͭͨ́L͙͓̭͍̟̔͋ͮ̿̚͘͡͝O̴͚̫̬͖̩̟͊̂ͧ̒̚͞ͅ,̇ͦ͑̄̆̾ͮ͏͕̦͇͓̤͍͟͟ ̶̦͙̜̳̤͚̞̋ͮͯ́̾ͦM̡͚̹̦̒ͮͨͧ̌̿͑̕O̸̲͉̩̟̰̎ͦ̐̓͛̂ͅN̵̜͎͚ͯ͐̈͢S͖̦̗͋ͯ̋̉͑̊̚͡Ǐ̛̼̝̝̩̖̙̹̪̳́͜Ĝ̻̼̝͖ͫ͑͛̄̿ͮ͝N̴̦͚̘͚̬͕̻ͣ̌͌ͧ̚͘Ǫ͖̱̠̰̫͕ͭ̀R̶̪͇̬͕̹̤̮̊͂̓ͧ̆ͨ̐.̴͉͔̞̜͕̍ͧͬ̈͗̿̎ͅ ͙̥̞͇̰̣̽̇̏̅̚ͅ ̙̗͍ͬͧ̑̍͊̐P̻̖̍͒̌̐͆̆̋̈͘L͈̖̩̖͒͌̏͢͡E͕̪̎̄ͮ̑́͟͡͝A͚̫͎̹̝ͬ̊͋͢ͅṢ̞̟̿̂ͨ͛ͧ͆̓̑͜E͒͏̺̗̗̞͚̞̼ ̲͙̫̺̀̿ͨE̓̌͌͏̼̝̬̳͙̳̙̼X̖̼̹̙͔͖̲̤͋ͫ̂̓ͪ̋ͭͪ́C̶̨͇̙͖ͥͭ̂̓̈́͒ͨ́́U̧̧̙̭̪͂̾͋̓̆͆͐S̡̜̤̭̳͑͊ͨ̾̽ͯͯ̽Ȩ̲̤̞͙͙͔̤ͨ͛̚͝ ̰͕͉͍͎͍̖͙̖̊̍͞M̹̱̟̳̥̝͔̣ͩ̀̍ͣ͛̆̓͟Y̸̡̯̞̮̣̠̙͙̟ͧ͗̚ ̧̟͙̼̩̺͗Ả̷̼̺̟͙̆ͦ̄ͦ̈́C̘͓̠̲̖̗̉̾͠͠Č̩̲̤̲̆͢͞ͅȆ̶̤̙̗̀͌͋͜͟N̵͖̗͍͍͔ͬͯ̽͗̾̔̅̃͛͡͝T̸̿̇͂̚҉̟̤̰͚̣͎,̷̳̦̥͒ͫ̿ͨ̒͋͑ͧ̀ͅ ̢̯͉̠͛̏̋ͩ̒̚I̢͇̠̠̯̘͎̫̒ͬ̆͡ ̶̪̣̣̰̲̩ͭ̏̏ͭ̀A̧̨̖͍̟͈̫̪͉̭ͧͥ͘M̧̠̩͙͍̆̆ͩ̑̔̏̎̉̏͞ ̦̤͇ͧ̑̑Ą̶̛̹̑͆͐̆ͥͣͨͅ ̺̩͖̯̅͋͗ͫͬ̍͘͝͝T̩͇̜͎̻ͬ̓̈͘͝Å͎͕̹̬̜̹̙̙̄̿̂ͥ̂͡D̴͔̘̱̺̝̿́ ̀͋̏ͬ̂ͮ̀̍ͯ͏̺͇̦̼͙͈̘S̠͔̭͎̻̲͎ͫͤT̴͇͍̳̝̜͍̮͙̼͌͟R͚͔͔̼̓̅ͭͧ̔͐̐̚͞E̡͚͑̌͋͒͟S̵̮̩̭͎̟̦̄ͩͣ̎̕͞Ş̛̥ͣͤͩͫͩͣ̒̓͒̀E̷̥̘͇̠̜̝͋̓ͮ̀̆͑̒͑͗́D͈͙̪͖̣̑̏̾̽̓̀̅͌͢ ̛̮̥̞̪̎̉̿ͦ̎̾̓ͤT̡̰͕̭͈̬̪̐̊̋ͬ͘ͅƠ̖͖̞̹͓̠̬̳̺ͪͦ̓ͮ͌͌ͭͣ̏͜D̤̫̫͕͎͔ͭ́ͅA̶̻͕̖̪͔̥̰̳ͨͨ͌̏̆̂̿̚Y̶̧̳͓̙̳̱͚͋̌ͫͭ̈̓̚̚͜.̶̭̹̼̝̮̻̠͕͌̋̑̈

[purifyandpreserve-blog]

I cannot understand a word you are saying.

Speak clearly.

[rollycoasty]

purifyandpreserve has entered the apartment.

[rollycoasty]

Without turning around, Zacha said, “It’s for you. Stay a while, the other batter just left to continue his mission.”

[purifyandpreserve-blog]

Oops.

"Must I stay? Your Batter may come back, and of course, I would not want to leave your session without one of my alternates."

[rollycoasty]

Zacha opened the window and sat on the ledge, his legs dangling outside. “I don’t think you understand.”

[purifyandpreserve-blog]

The purifier began to take slow steps back, glancing for an exit. All he wanted was to be able to drink his coffee in peace. "Or perhaps I do."

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[purifyandpreserve-blog]

I missed you as well…

[Without any warning, he leaned forward, giving her a small kiss on the forehead.]

[Really, it was more of a clack of his fangs against her skull, but close enough.]

— I hope life has been good to you, hmm?

[kissedbyfreckles]

[Guess who wasn’t expecting that in the least yup this dhampir]

[She even gave a quick giggle wait what no that didn’t happen— but she will lean up and press a little kiss to the tip of his nose in response]

As good as it can. ‘s been surprisingly boring, actually.

[purifyandpreserve-blog]

[For one, he cracks a smile.]

Not always a bad thing, I suppose. Better than being something hectic.

[Gives her another little hand squeeze.]

[purifyandpreserve-blog]

500 credits.

That was -far- too much for something he could accomplish on his own for free.

"—I’ll pass."

[thesmilingmerchant]

"Very well. Then enjoy looking like a shaggy beast."

[purifyandpreserve-blog]

"I will enjoy it."

"Thoroughly."

[stubbornlittledragonboy-deactiv]

Pretty vague question. In my garden? Charlestown, Rhode Island? Kinda living off the map, so no road address, sadly.

[purifyandpreserve-blog]

... Rhode Island?

From what I have seen of this land, this is not any sort of island.

[rollycoasty]

purifyandpreserve has entered the apartment.

[rollycoasty]

Without turning around, Zacha said, “It’s for you. Stay a while, the other batter just left to continue his mission.”

[purifyandpreserve-blog]

Oops.

"Must I stay? Your Batter may come back, and of course, I would not want to leave your session without one of my alternates."

[purifyandpreserve-blog]

that feel when u get really emotional over a ship and u jsut

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  "—Is there something you need?"

[queenbatter-deactivated20140707]

“There is nothing that I need from you, I was only just passing by—I was wondering what are you doing here?”

[purifyandpreserve-blog]

"I was passing by as well. Nothing major."

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  -

[dj-elsen]

"Nuuuu. I can’t find anyone else, the average elsen doesn’t grow facial hair." He gave the Batter puppy dog eyes.

[purifyandpreserve-blog]

God damn it. Puppy dog eyes sometimes managed to make him melt-- this was one of those situations where it worked. After all, it wasn't too bad, was it? Just a ruffle.

"-- Fine."