Purposeful

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Every day I eat my favorite evening snack, a grapefruit, on a comfy chair next to my back sliding door window and a wooden stationary cabinet, a colony of ants has decided to join me in my habit.

I watch them, every day, as they wander, one by one, across the cabinet’s scratched wooden surface, I pause every few minutes to squash whatever unlucky ant I spied.

This was all fun and games, eventually I would find their entrance and put a stop to them, but alas, they struck first. While I was mindlessly peering over the cabinet, they created another route, a sneak attack directly up my left leg, over the chair’s arm, and into my delicious grapefruit.

This is the last straw. I vow to destroy them.

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People say, “Stop hating, it makes you a miserable person.”

DO I LOOK MISERABLE?

No, I love hating! There is nothing I love more than hating, it’s what gets me up in the morning.

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You know, I don’t even like Adventures in Odyssey that much. You don’t even understand how much of an accidental echo chamber I’ve placed myself smack dab in the middle of.

edit: I mean, it was a huge part of when I was younger and I still listen to episodes every once and a while… but how did I get here? It’s my entire feed… I don’t mind but… whoa algorithm, calm down.

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I’m calling that the next adventures in odyssey album will be about Mr. Whittaker using Mory and Suzu’s detective team to overturn Roe v. Wade.

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I’ll be like a day without posting and one of my mutuals, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, will call me out for it. Sooooo…. You know who you are, and this is for you.

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My pirating website went down

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Flirting: When a pirating website opens a ad website after you click on the next episode.

Harassment: When a pirating website opens an app after you click on the next episode.

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Mr. Whittaker putting kids in the imagination station, making them meet Jesus, then watch his crucifixion is so wild. He really thought, “Digger Digwillow needs to watch someone get mutilated and die.”

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Can someone explain to me why some Christians think baptizing babies will save them. I also have some minor follow up questions… Doesn’t that mean you don’t need to be an active participant in your faith? The baby doesn’t know what going on, so couldn’t you be able to baptize someone in a coma as they don’t know what’s going on either?

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Posted this on Reddit “r/askachristian” to see if I could get more responses and… wow it was removed within the minute.

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Can someone explain to me why some Christians think baptizing babies will save them. I also have some minor follow up questions… Doesn’t that mean you don’t need to be an active participant in your faith? The baby doesn’t know what going on, so couldn’t you be able to baptize someone in a coma as they don’t know what’s going on either?

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I’m so sick of hearing Christians say, “The earth was put by God in the exact perfect spot, an inch closer we would have fried, an inch farther we would have freezed.”

I’m really sorry, but the earth’s orbit is an ellipse, not a circle…

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I love AIO, but sometimes the writing doesn’t make sense. For example, in the episode where Buck is helping Jason find DNA sample’s of his friend’s dad, he’s meant to go into the bathroom and empty out a shaver into a bag to get some of his hair. This doesn’t work, as the father is a clean freak and cleans everything after he uses it, so Buck needs to give up.

This has multiple problems, firstly, the trimmed hair that they would have found in the shaver would not have DNA within it, as the DNA is stored in the follicle. Secondly, girl his toilet is right there, swab that bad boy and get out of there. Unless he bleaches it every night there’s gonna be some residue.

Tell me your favorite examples of weird writing in AIO!

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Do some people actually observe their surroundings, or do we all just run around inside our own heads?

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Even if I had a desire for a romantic relationship I would hate to be in one nowadays, like what do you mean we're in a "microcheating situtionship with benefits talking stage?" What even is that? We're just making stuff up now. Like, "yeah, I'm in my goblintimacy yap-trap phase and i'm breadcrumbing my delusionship who is macrocheating and we're in a textlationsihp" and it turns out they're just close friends who want to get together romantically or vice versa. Please just say that. I promise you there's no shame in it.

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You will not dissuade me, I am proudly staying in my comprehensive Greco-Roman militaristic era with my mega-cuticle polyquat, putting pressure on our dilationship during our wane-over-wax-maxxing period shows how privileged and anti-decraphobic you truly are.

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I’m reading Dante’s Inferno and… what do you mean he puts everyone he doesn’t like in hell, makes his crush who he met literally twice in love with him, and makes the most visionary people of his age want to be best friends with him?

GOD SAVE SOME MARY SUE SELF INSERT FOR THE REST OF US

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Can companies stop putting ai microplastics into our bloodstream and start inventing actually useful things, like an easy way to peel boiled eggs.

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I just watched the Steven Universe finale, was the moral of the last episode really to cut off being with your friends and family after something that you don’t understand happens to you physiologically?

Literally last episode you got so lonely you turned into a massive uncontrollable pink Godzilla, but oh, yes Steven, now would be the perfect time to move across the country. Get as far away as possible from the only people who could possibly understand or fix you.