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(horror stuff. throwback content. shitposting) personal blog since 2013. peru. dni unless you want to send anon hate, like literally don’t follow. they/them

[purpelspy]

Wow, before today, the last i posted was in 2021

[narahairline]

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[notobscurevideogames]

The Legend of Zelda Link’s Awakening DX (Nintendo - GBC - 1998)   

[teddyland]

Twitter and tiktok act pretty high and mighty for websites that don’t even have straycatj

[thestanconfessions]

[shutyourmoustache]

This just in: miscommunication is the key to a stable marriage.

[friendlyneighborhoodevilvillain]

@endoshan holy shit you figured it out

[endoshan]

[normal-horoscopes]

A Story In Two Parts

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

He’s got that cthonic pussy

[techno-poet]

glad to see we’re all on the same page

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Finally! people tagging my posts with characters were right about who my post was about

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i fill my ass with orange juice”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: ”17 cocks”

always reblog tumblr identification

[amlsh-deactivated20181211]

this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out

[sads]

im laughins so hard who changed it

[ace-beef]

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

WHO TF EDITED THE SHOELACE POST

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

No seriously the edit function has been gone for years who did this

[second-order-simulacra]

[faintlysufferingchaos]

Bahahahaha wtf happened HOW

[anxietyproblem]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[airsignz]

[zero-two-ten]

[cator99]

A few years ago a Facebook thread showed up on my feed that was like "cryptically admit your darkest secret!" and so i went through the comments and some old dude made a comment that gave me massive creep vibes so I went through his online social media presence, eventually found his ancient myspace which was linked to a deviantart account that led to another random skeevy art website he was on where he was drawing nothing but ruby gloom cartoon porn so I went back to the Facebook thread and posted a screenshot of the account under his comment. He lost his shit and when I asked if the ruby gloom fixation was why his ex wife left him he blocked me.

[hxgrl]

[nighthamcollege]

[popculturediedin2009]

December 12, 2001 Winona Ryder was arrested for attempting to steal thousands of dollars worth of clothing from Saks Fifth Avenue in Beverly Hills. According to courtroom testimony, the store’s security team witnessed Ryder remove security tags from various items with a scissor before placing them in her bag. As the actress exited the store she was apprehended by several guards.

“Didn’t my assistant pay for it?” Ryder said as the officers rifled through her bag, despite having entered the store by herself.

Later, as the store’s employees deliberated whether to refer the case to the police, Ryder supposedly stood up, took the hand of a member of the store’s security team, and apologized.

“I’m sorry for what I did,” she said. “My director directed me to shoplift for a role I was preparing.” 

The following year Ryder was found guilty of felony grand theft and vandalism and was sentenced to three years’ probation, 480 hours of community service, and $10,000 in fines.

[hiehearts-deactivated20221106]

[warmday]

[ID: a tiktok comment section:

kanoa0kai: Yaoi readers be like: 🌚...

opalm0o0n: ur def not mlm

.marrymeplease0: my best friend reads yaoi and she's mlm 🤔 🤨

opalm0o0n: do you know what mlm means?

.marrymeplease0: muslim ?..

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