Purple is the best and so am I!

I only use this account for Pizza Game

[fred-flintstone-of-bedrock]

idea for a sitcom:

theres a city full of cavemen in the stone age, but they all live like they’re in the modern day.  They have families and houses and cars and it would be called “the flintstones“

[fred-flintstone-of-bedrock]

ha ha, great idea,

bonus: to make up for advanced technology, eveything should be an animal, such as a mammoth to water the lawn or a brontosaurus to be a crane

[fred-flintstone-of-bedrock]

my hand slipped

[fred-flintstone-of-bedrock]

this needs to be a show

[fred-flintstone-of-bedrock]

i can make it, but i will need funding

support it here

[fred-flintstone-of-bedrock]

an just like that it was funded, this is why i love this site

[koiagain]

im going to fix my entire life

[fruitcakebro]

When?

[koiagain]

Like Um. later

[bunkey]

notice how everyone is horny today

[bunkey]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[chzdavmpr]

employmentjob from a girl with huge union benefits

[teaboot]

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

[hopeless-eccentric]

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

[mutiniir]

some outfits that i made out of bullshit from throughout the years

[comicaurora]

Any weird Reboot lore you want to share

(this may finally convince me to watch the show)

the User is considered a godlike entity beyond comprehension that lives outside The Net and even beyond The Web, with the opening narration of the first two seasons stating that no-one knows for sure what it is or how it works. however, the User is known for certain to exist because it drops games and occasionally system updates into Mainframe without warning, and also because it is the job of our heroes to kick the User's ass in every game it chooses to play. it's like if Cthulhu was real in all his vast and terrible horror and every few days you had to beat him at Mario Party

[eroscestlavie]

I need to stop replying to “how do you make friends in your 30s?” threads because all my answers boil down to “you have to want to know people instead of have friends” and I don’t think people wanna hear that

[eroscestlavie]

It’s like. People can tell if you don’t really like or connect with them. If you aren’t truly enamored with someone you will have a hard time coming up with activities to do together to deepen the friendship. Because you don’t really like that person that much.

[cornkiz]

Sutpid

[jellycanth]

Missile Killer

my contribution to the love bullet fandom

[outofcontextanimash]

[monkeywiki]

what did they do

[nastyukulele]

What they had to do.

[yo-its-matt]

[hbmmaster]

we need to periodically remind everyone that a headline not including a person's name isn't an attempt to erase their identity from the narrative, it's just not good practice to put someone's name in a headline unless the reader can be expected to already know who they are

[hbmmaster]

"if you can say the name in the article why can't you say the name in the headline?" what do you think a headline is for

[rottweilerr]

[itsbenedict]

@terminallyuninspired:

their love is how you get the anime boy w one demon wing and one angel wing I think

[64mpg]

if i do something wrong they kill me

[64mpg]

[djinnman]

solved it