to the moon and back

when I'm on here, just know I'm supposed to be doing something else

[felixcloud6288]

I'm 6'2 normally but I'm 5'3 when I put on these platform shoes.

[kat4884]

i don’t think that’s how it works man

[felixcloud6288]

The shoes have a manufacturing defect.

[silima]

in loving memory of my favorite shirt

[silima]

turmeric kun update

[elodieunderglass]

Hmm hmm hmm. oxiclean loves her for who she is but turmeric cannot help but change her

[magicalgirlcrazycatlady]

I love how the reblogs are either:

Arguing about weather oxyclean or turmeric is a better pairing for white shirt..

Pointing out that UV light gets rid of the stain...

Or suggesting the shirt gets dyed fully orange with more turmeric.

Never change, Tumblr.

[the-haiku-bot]

Or suggesting the

shirt gets dyed fully orange

with more turmeric.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[iwillhauntyourinterests]

motherfuckers will buy Loid’s “it’s just for the mission” propaganda meanwhile I’m rewatching season 1 and it’s episode FIVE and just in this ONE episode this man rented out an entire castle, borrowed a plane, racked up who knows how much money and called all the spies in the nation just cause his kid wanted to play pretend. He’s had her for like a week.

[chambre-grenouille]

[ribbon-fandom]

“Loid” is healing

A sign of it is dreaming about the past that was forgotten. I know this is a storytelling tool, but this is actually how it happens irl too. It means your subconscious is ready to process what was suppressed.

This happens when the body feels safe enough to begin healing.

So why now?…

Because of Yor and Anya. In this case, they’re next to him after he wakes up from a nightmare, symbolically and literally creating a sense of safety, a safe space. He feels safe with them in “Loid’s house.” Even if he doesn’t realize it, his body does.

This is also why he collapses when he returns home and sees Yor.

And Anya gives him comfort with a headpat (physical affection) when he wakes up from the nightmare. Real comfort, telling him that he has nothing to be afraid of. He’s safe.

His heart, his home, his safe space, held by two people.

It’s beautiful <3

[atanerrum]

epic awesomeness collabs with @tometen for their (our) au 🫶 i did the sketches

[mioueii]

I love THEM SO MUCH AAAUUUGGHHHH😭❤

[tttengue]

Someone will be left without teeth now.

[mmeimono]

Everyone kisses part 3/3

part 1 and 2

[grimmy-sketches]

Drawing them at a socially acceptable distance - level: Impossible

[amaijm]

first look

[swxnraii]

I LOVE GAANG SMM!! And yes, Suki is part of gaang. I can’t stand the suki under representation. I love my queen sm. ALL CREDITS TO THE ARTIST!! @schwesterchiz in Insta

[cuntcious-deactivated20211120]

my groupchat tried the creeper meme and it..went a little out of hand. 

[thevampireauthoress]

IS THIS WHAT A STROKE FEELS LIKE???? I THINK THIS OS A STROKE??!?!!

[autumngravity]

The fucking BDG Pokerap out of nowhere had me freaking rolling. Also that transion between the Cha Cha Slide and Shots fit way to well.

[liquid-geodes]

I DONT STOP TO WATCH VIDEOS OFTEN

BUT THIS?

HOLY FUCK

[conk-creet]

iMCRYUNFJSKSJS

[phalloutphantastic]

This is definitely the proudest I’ve been for somewhat contributing to a video. I’m pin me and I’m not sorry for shots

[deceit-imagines]

@daflangstlairde We need to tag @ everyone and do this for the clout at some point

[gayforcarstairsgirls]

"came back wrong" but it's food that you heated up in the microwave

[abalidoth]

OK SO

For anyone who hasn't heard my Microwave Rant:

Microwaves are designed to be used at a broad range of power levels. If you're getting bad results reheating your food, and you're doing everything on full blast, try a lower power setting! 50% power for twice the time, just give it a shot. It gives the heat time to spread evenly, and prevents overcooking of parts that are exposed to more radiation.

People complain about reheated pizza a lot -- that's bc overheating the crust makes it tough and chewy. I usually do pizza on 30% power for THREE times as long because it's especially vulnerable -- and my crust always comes out nice and tender.

I think there's a good metaphor for Came Back Wrong here too: if you actually take the time to do your necromantic ritual and/or unholy experiment right, and don't rush it at 100% power, you're likely to get better results.

[mouseonamoose]

Since reading this post and following its advice, my microwaved good comes out so much better.

[archenarrow]

Since reading this post a d following its advice, my necromantic rituals have come out so much better.

[mimi-maru]

[necromancelena]

Die temu ad die

[necromancelena]

Hmm. Accidentally looks like latin.

[chef-boy-ar-girl]

It accidentally is latin

[saanah]

Accidental latin is my new favourite thing.

[santapau]

Found this in the margins of a medieval manuscript.

[qqueenofhades]

This is a very charming illustration and I do approve of Accidental Latin, but unfortunately, that is not what this (Fake) Accidental Latin actually says. Google Translate seems to think "temu" is identical to "timor" (infinitive, "to fear"), which would then be conjugated in first-person singular as "timeo" ("I fear"). "Temu" is not a word in Latin. So that is a very weird leap on Google Translate's part to turn gibberish into... something vaguely etymologically similar sounding? Hmm.

Next, "die" does mean "day," though nominative singular is "dies," i.e. "dies irae." It could be conjugated "die" if it was in ablative or locative case, but "die ad die" would mean something more like "day to day." "Ad" is in a "to" direction and "ab" is from, i.e. "ab urbis," and ablative case is used to indicate the movement of a thing. In short, "by" is not really a way to translate "ad"; we might want "per" here? (Through, by means of, etc.)

Not to mention, it would be weird to put one "die" at the start and another at the end The verb also usually goes at the end in Latin sentences, just for that extra bit of fun. So yes, in short, this is not actually Latin, and Google Translate is very bad at Latin in particular. Nonetheless, still charming.

[nudistcat]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[sekkitsune]

Agree, @qqueenofhades, except on the matter of breaking “die ad die” apart. It’s a common structure in poetic and oratorical Latin to jam one phrase in the middle of another. I can’t think of an example exactly parallel to this construction, but I could believe a Roman poet would write it!

[qqueenofhades]

Ah, that is true. My Latin is of the reading-medieval-documents (particularly charters and/or chronicles) variety, where the sentence and usage structures are often more formulaic and there is less poetic license to move words around. There is obviously far less fixity for word order in Latin, since the conjugations explain how they grammatically relate to each other rather than placement in the sentence. (Coincidentally, this is why I used to say that the best feeling in the world was walking past a Latin classroom and not having to go inside it. Ahem.)

So yes: true that poetical Latin might be more at liberty to split the "die"-s up that far, though "timeo" (verb) is still more likely in most cases to go at the end, which would place them together anyway ("die ad die timeo," "day to day I fear" if translated in strict word order, which would make sense to an English speaker and sound more poetic anyway). Keep in mind, however, that my Latin is a) fairly rusty and b) mostly used for said formulaic legal document reading rather than freeform verse, so don't super-hard quote me on this.

[sekkitsune]

I saw that ablative “die” and that final -u on “temu” and thought of the ablative supine (as in “mirabile dictu”) but as you observe, there isn’t a verb that “temu” could be, and then also, the ablative supine requires an adjective, as far as I know.

But perhaps “temu” is a hapax legomenon (in which case we would need the rest of the text to gloss it) or a scribal error for temeratu, from temero, “I defile or disgrace”. In that case, and in true Tumblr form, I might translate it as “daily I disgrace, in the manner of the day”, with some errors attributable to the scribe.

[qqueenofhades]

....oh my god. You might be a genius. Because what else does Tumblr do but daily disgrace [itself, oneself, and/or numerous others] in the manner of the day, and make numerous scribal errors.

[laurenthemself]

how dare you say we error on the scribes

[jtimu]

this is what happens when you buy your latin on temu

[tamiyne]

who can tell me the speed of light?