BIG OL CLOWN

((indie rp sideblog; mun/muse is 18+)) LUZ MAKARA REALLY OLD CLOWN

[valtsv]

axe evasion

[valtsv]

i throw axes at you. you try to dodge them. the game ends when either your luck runs out or i run out of axes.

[ivy-crow]

How many axes do you have?

[valtsv]

you’re about to find out

[sphinxmemesmusings]

Play ‘This or That?’ with my muse! Send two things (can be anything!) to them and they’ll have to choose one!

[kwabara]

:)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[an-alarming-amount-of-bees]

[dogfoodissogoodforyou]

Just say stupid shit and mean it. Come on

[normal-horoscopes]

YOU MAY BE THE BEAST YOU WORSHIP BUT THE HUNT IS ON, SLUTS

[normal-horoscopes]

STOP BEING HORNY ABOUT GETTING HUNTED FOR SPORT YOURE MAKING THIS WEIRD FOR ME

[cparvum]

if someone stays horny for it by day two of being endurance hunted over the vegetation scraps of southern taiga they’ve earned that right

[normal-horoscopes]

YOU KNOW WHAT THATS FAIR

[bioniculled]

Hmm.

Weird light.

[purplepenitant]

THEMS IS HEADLIGHTS

[purplepenitant]

@bullflight

MAH GOOD BOI

[purplepenitant]

GIVE A BITCH SOME CAKE

BITCHES BE LOVIN CAKE

[bullflight]

1 wanna fuck sh1t up. But 1m top old for that and bes1des... no one fun 1s around to ass1st

[purplepenitant]

I CAN FUCK SHIT UP WITCHU BOI

[bullflight]

[theanti90smovement]

[purplepenitant]

@twin-armageddons

SUP LIL BEE

CALL ME LUZ

[twin-armageddons]

2up loz. dont call me liil bee.

[purplepenitant]

WHATCHU CALLED THEN BOI

[twin-armageddons]

love the way that make2 iit 2ound liike "liil bee" wa2 an actual gue22 about what iim called.

2ollux. iim not cool enough two have a niickname.

[purplepenitant]

I JUS BE CALLIN ALL YA KIND LIL BEE

CUZ YOU LIL AN COLOR DA SAME HOW A BEE IS :O?

MINE PITCH BE ALL UP ON ME NOT TO BE SAYIN BATTERY SO A MUTHAFUCKAH BE TRYIN ON DAT NEW WAY LEARNIN SHIT

[twin-armageddons]

my bee2 are purple, but ok. you know could have a2ked what my name wa2 iin the fiir2t place iin2tead of 2hiittiing out the fiir2t thought that managed two worm iit2 way iintwo your thiinkpan, riight. ii ju2t want two make 2ure you have at lea2t a couple functiioniing braiincells up there.

[purplepenitant]

EY

I AIN'T NEVER SAY IMMA SMART MUTHAFUCKAH

I JUST BE SAYIN WHAT COME UP IN MAH PAN YO

[purplepenitant]

@twin-armageddons

SUP LIL BEE

CALL ME LUZ

[twin-armageddons]

2up loz. dont call me liil bee.

[purplepenitant]

WHATCHU CALLED THEN BOI

[twin-armageddons]

love the way that make2 iit 2ound liike "liil bee" wa2 an actual gue22 about what iim called.

2ollux. iim not cool enough two have a niickname.

[purplepenitant]

I JUS BE CALLIN ALL YA KIND LIL BEE

CUZ YOU LIL AN COLOR DA SAME HOW A BEE IS :O?

MINE PITCH BE ALL UP ON ME NOT TO BE SAYIN BATTERY SO A MUTHAFUCKAH BE TRYIN ON DAT NEW WAY LEARNIN SHIT

[valtsv]

if you don’t like what i’m doing then you can try to stop me but given that not even god has succeeded yet i don’t fancy your odds

[buzzardsandbones]

*shakes handful of deer teeth like dice*