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hello!

I'm ✨changing profiles✨ as my art account was created as a principal to my good ol' og Tumblr account. It's hard to manage, and I'm not sure if it's even possible to change this one to my main... So now I'm this cutie

thank you if you're following me there too, I hope I see u soon!

beachnet

Adhd b like..... i have one activity on tuesday thats like an hour long but im gonna consider that a busy day so no I can’t make any other plans on that day

micahsweirdworld

We call it being an introvert

jabberwockypie

It’s not, though.

Being an introvert, you might go “Okay, well this thing that takes an hour is about the limit of my Ability to People for the day. I won’t have the energy to do this other thing later without a break.”.

ADHD is “Well my appointment’s at 2pm, but I should probably plan to show up early just in case, and driving takes 15 minutes, so I should round that up to an hour, and I need at least 3 hours to get ready in case I get distracted, so I need to get up at 8, and I can do Nothing Else.

Bonus points if you manage to fuck over your sleep schedule the night before because you’re feeling anxious about getting to the thing on time.

(If that sounds exhausting, it really is.)

You hyper-correct because you’ve been late to so much shit, because Time Blindness is a big part of ADHD.

alicenginger

Everywhere is at least 15 minutes of travel time away. I need another 15 minutes of buffer in case of traffic. I should aim to be ready to go by 15 minutes before I plan to leave, and I’ll probably need like 15 minutes to get ready, so I have to be done Doing Anything by 15 minutes before THAT so I am Ready to get ready.....

Everything in my life functions on 15 minute intervals. Because less is “no time at all” and more is “plenty of time” and neither of those time frames actually mean anything to my focus or distractibility.

brucie-deactivated05092020-deac

he loved the moon. and the moon loved him back.

unpretty

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

guyalice

I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he “regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,” I have a strong spiritual connection with him.

froginakettle

hotcocoachia

I fucking love him

jaynavajasso

i can imagine this guy’s voice very clearly in my head but i couldn’t put a name to it

iamtypinglike98madmen-deactivat

He also jabs racists in the eye!

tumblunni

I love the justice grandpa of fists

cursedcharley

I’m very lucky to own a book that’s a collection of most of these comics (sadly not all of them) and would highly recommend hunting these down if you can. Sorry for the lack of a scanner but phone photos will just have to do.

He was a enjoyable cuss who didn’t care for war mongering.

Especially profitable war mongering and excuses for it!

He certainly didn’t like selfish husbands and fathers!

Politicians who turned on their words once they got theirs weren’t safe.

He said fuck the police!

He absolutely didn’t like people ruining little things for kids.

He stood up for foreigners. Especially those doing their best to communicate with limited second language knowledge.

He was not having any tomfoolery when it came to gun safety and laws. Especially with youth involved.

You had better not abuse a animal with him nearby. He’d right that wrong real quick!

And best of all him and his wife were both prickly cusses together. Relationship goals.

biglawbear

I have a new role model

briarchubnj

😍

runcibility

“justice grandpa of fists”

arquus-malvaceae-deactivated202

It’s nice to see a fat dude in a political cartoon that’s NOT being used as shorthand for greed and corruption.

wearewarpriest

You know, Everett True is in the public domain, at least up to Jan 1st 1925, just saying.

bloodytales

I would accept a return of Everett True.

soontobedeactivated12345

Totally forgot to post this!! This was a birthday gift for my friend @nbsokka :’)c It was so refreshing to draw my fictional childhood crushes again heh

corgifish

some misc doodles i did during my trilogy playthrough

thedaniverse

I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her

thedaniverse

Me: I’m a little high but –

Y'all rushing to that reblog button:

chuckyzoopa

It’s an awesome idea tho

weareoracle

Because I have a tag for pretty weaponry, some knives I’d accept as proposals follow:

lianabrooks

I said yes!

(but, actually, hubby bought me a dive knife when we got married so this works…)

aelin-lovelace

I can 100% get behind this as a new tradition.

honeybeejohn

Ok but this is amazing becuase knives are dangerous and you can use them to hurt other people but when someone proposes with one it’s symbolic like “yes I love you and trust you so much I’m asking you a very vulnerable question with something you could hurt me with but I know you won’t”

undrinkablesmoothie

@kinglesbiancore

panismightier

@lady-redshield-writes this seems up your alley

redshield-writes

This isn’t just up my alley, it’s traveled all the way down the alley, through my front door, and is sitting on my couch. I love this so much.

genderlich-deactivated20211204

@sparklemotion24 I know we’re doing rings but these are amazing

fansonia

AAAAAAAHHHH IT’S THE POST I’VE SEEN IN SCREENSHOTS don’t mind if I just-

papayafromtv

the only way im getting married

cerothenull

@dragonzzilla Orcs

dragonzzilla

@cerothenull this is it, the post that started it all

niuniente

I gave my best friend a white-golden sword as a wedding gift and let me tell you, swords make awesome wedding gifts.

secondlina

I saw this tumblr post and HAD to draw it, please accept my humble A:TLA offering.

lordazazel23

I am like.. the least funny person ever I can’t believe I had to watch that scene again just to draw a big dude in a fairy costume because my brain is a wreck lmaooo enjoy my shitpost.