[mynorthernattitude]

*me to me* let's never do that again big dawg

[holespoles]

Haruka Kawakami

かわかみはるか

[omneco]

[dogpuppy]

[zoromance]

so has anybody’s dad ever actually apologized to them, or is that just an urban legend

[kylieminvogue]

"LEGALLY BLONDE" 2001, dir. Robert Luketic

[purplesharkangel]

absolutely no I did not know id be spending my every evening staring at a shared app to know when my sensitive barnacle firstborn was finally asleep and I could unclench my ass while still also tethered via nipple to my secondborn and listening to the same Scottish lullaby on repeat for the 37585936 time that day

[purplesharkangel]

I haven't lifted a heavy (or a light) weight since 2020 but my back is still lovely. I just never see it or look at it. tbh maybe I should use myself for sketch doodle material again too.

[purplesharkangel]

smaller than the 2020 stay at home binge eating no activity wedding, but 4 years of steady breastfeeding shows out in the gravity and favored boob.

can I gather enough gal pals for a fancy dress brunch at home and wear our gowns again (I have .5 local friends with inconsistent responses) (my actual fancy gown strap broke the day of wedding photos bc hefty weight gain boobies...still got it tho. how much to repair a spaghetti strap)

[misscromwellsmonocle]

The Little Art Connoisseur (1863) August Friedrich Siegert

[darnitjack]

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[purplesharkangel]

anyway I don't want to be here like this

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[artthatgivesmefeelings]

John William Godward (English, 1861–1922) On the Balcony, 1898

[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[sinni-ok-sessi]

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s