I like goats and wasting time on the internet

my name is sydney and I don't know what I'm doing with my life holla

[purplewendigo]

someone else: *makes a mistake*

me: don't worry buddy! it is not a big deal! we can fix this! we'll figure it out!!

me: *makes a mistake*

me: i am irredeemable worthless garbage and i want to die

[jayleeg]

I hear ya, Steve.

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s so easy to fall asleep on the couch when I’m not trying to, but when I’m trying to go to sleep in my bed it’s way harder.

[9090432-deactivated20140709]

[unmoistened]

i don’t have a nervous system. i am a nervous system

[onlytwitterpics]

[mothmansbignaturals]

Legend of Korra Go: find a guy who is interested in you then date his girlfriend

[lifeisourcause]

u know when ur Depression Tired and it’s not like Lack Of Sleep Tired it’s a completely different thing it’s like….all the energy you’ve ever had has been drained from ur body and u don’t feel like u can handle any part of the world even if it’s just getting up to eat so Sleep Is the Only Option

[dajo42]

[unlovde]

I understand what this stick figure is feeling

[itsbyrosie]

its 3am

[voulair]

teacher: write a 5 page essay analyzing this me: it’s not that deep 🏊🏼

[mjalti]

me, drinking tea: pls leaf water….sage my body of the demons of my past…steam my colon…let me know peace

me, drinking coffee: I beg of u bean juice….cleanse me of the curse of sleep….make my heart beat like a tribal drum in ceremony….let me conquer this building

[airofwhimsy]

I keep wanting to read ‘Adult’ books, but Young Adult lit is constantly stepping up their game, with diverse characters, lush world building, intriguing and complex plots and genre experiments, and adult lit is all ‘Feeling unfulfilled with nice job better go back home and get to the bottom of a small town scandal from 20 years ago and maybe get in a love triangle?’ Also we’re all white and attractive and don’t listen to music.

[makotou-nijiima]

me: “that Pokemon looks cool” Some buttman: “sure, but it’s attack stat is shit and not to mention it’s ability makes it worthless. It’s move pool is so shallow, it can’t even learn good tms. Not to mention that it’s 4x weak to fire.” Me: “he go swoosh swoosh and its cute”

[slimetony]

It’s human nature to desire unrestricted access to mozzarella sticks

[dongoverlord]

sometimes I get so jealous of other people’s social skills. like damn. they can talk to people?? and people like them?? look at all those people who like them. wtf. illegal

[prettyboiiblues-deactivated2025]

[dietcoketho-deactivated20140921]

literally tho