it just kinda happened

hi im haliza and im 17 :) x i ship bullshit //

[teenagerposts]

me: hello darkness my old friend

darkness: new phone who dis

[bastille]

Why the fuck would you go big when u can go home

[parrotiny]

i want to know what bears think sometimes

[mediocrechick]

[parrotiny]

[morgluxia]

[doublesslightpeppa-deactivated2]

[ofools]

[zzdigital]

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

[adriofthedead]

“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?” “Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

[paulichu]

“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”

[samarajournal]

“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”

[espeoradar]

“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?” “…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”

“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”

[recondite-room]

“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”

[nickthepigeon]

“I want to sleep in a coffin…ya kno, for like… aesthetic”

[therightprometheanfire]

“What’s with your thing about necks lately?”

“MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOME”

[hopetimistic]

“I looked up my symptoms on WebMD, and it says I have cancer.”

[samwise-the-true-hero-deactivat]

This last addition made the reblog obligatory. This one wins.

[adhdheather]

to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes

five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and there’s 5280 feet in a mile

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you just remember “1000” because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn’t invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

people act like unfollowing and blocking are these big statements that only hard ass bastards do

i promise you they arent. Ive blocked and unfollowed people for saying they thought toaster strudels were bad. you shape your own online experience. you domt need that negativity. nobody online is worth shit

[grlband-deactivated20150426]

a 30 y/o drunk man came up to me in a nightclub the other night and said “the economy might be shit but at least we have niall horan” 

[cleopat-ra-blog]

i’m having trouble believing this

[grlband-deactivated20150426]

i live in ireland the only thing irish men love more than themselves is niall horan 

[badwebbarchive]

#there’s an irisn pub near my old vocal studio and they have a framed picture of niall on the wall #not even signed or anything #just in the middle of the wall

[devotionsofmaryoliver]

[temptrsent-deactivated20161019]

“before he’s ready for it”

[liyumpeyn]

what about ireland shifting the date of their holy communion because one direction were performing that week

[aaliyah-apollonia-deactivated20]

They don’t even love Bono that much

[twitterlols]

[cheonsomi-deactivated20201113]

me: i love minding my own Business !

something: happens

me:

[stability]

[pursen]

me: *wants to read*

me: *doesn't read*

[bey]

me trying to express how I feel: Idk I just feel like…idk…idk…idk man. Nvm I’m good.

[unburiedgod]

[twitterlols]

[cyberho]

get ur cute relationship out of my sight can’t you see i’m busy being alone bitter and disgusting 

[meanplastic-deactivated20140215]

“hey can you please…”

[suffics]

-

[wrotten]

kiss ur own forehead. haunt ur own house