absorb

current obsessions: da4, the necromancer's tale // incapable of finding things uninteresting - must. absorb. universe. into brain.

[jennaflare]

[jennaflare]

oh wonderful i will get some mileage out of this as a new reaction image

[jennaflare]

right.

[pursuitofeverything]

nights are drawing in.. finally realising the value of the head torch i bought in april.. seeing the terror in the reflective eyes of the local fauna at 8:30pm

this is gonna go so hard in frog season come spring

[pursuitofeverything]

im gonna *not* step on so many of these lil guys

[pursuitofeverything]

nights are drawing in.. finally realising the value of the head torch i bought in april.. seeing the terror in the reflective eyes of the local fauna at 8:30pm

this is gonna go so hard in frog season come spring

[slugbus]

autumn/winter affirmations:

7 p.m. is not late

your day is not over at 7 p.m.

you are allowed to leave your house after it gets dark

7 p.m. is so early

[apostacism]

the circle mage origin is so wild like you can prove yourself completely untrustworthy to any authority and duncan will be like "you know what? i like that. shows initiative. also blood magic isn't even that bad you're all pussies."

[apostacism]

#the duncan hustle is out of this world#love that urge to make the sketchiest recruiting choices thank you king <3#antisocial and criminally inclined? welcome aboard!#awakening is of course so beautiful for putting you in the driver's seat of assembling the worst squad in ferelden#duncan passed the torch who am I to let him down this is what he'd want (via @outeremissary)

i just choked on my tea you're so right busting a dude out of your own prison and handing him a cup of darkspawn blood like if you're so motivated apply some of that energy to the blight <3 is just honoring duncan's memory

[choccy-zefirka-deactivated20251]

RIP Duncan, you would have loved recruiting Thom Rainier

[babydinosaur930]

I also love that the Warden basically keeps up Duncan's recruitment tactics all through Origins and Awakening. He would have totally taken Sten and Zevran. Anders? Hell yeah. Those are his kind of people. Duncan just collects problematic children and that's the only recruitment model the Warden sees and they just run with it.

[lynaiss]

Trying to get back into doing portrait studies every so often again.

@/minrathou had a brilliant idea to put grey streaks in Tarquin's hair and gosh I have been Unwell since

[pursuitofeverything]

Some may call it prostitution. Some may call it cheating on my very recently established relationship. Personally, I'm going with win-win.

[otherwindow]

playing the toxic yaoi simulator

[yekokataa]

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

realized i have started texting like mr darcy

[pursuitofeverything]

one day they will discover a shoulder muscle I haven't injured yet

[ratbagjasper]

DA Kiss Week Day 4 - Famous Landmark (Redcliffe Castle)

Post-game, Dawes and Harding go to visit Ferelden. I imagined a lookout with a statue of Andraste looking out over the town (yea they're kissing on the statue har har har)

[thegrubfromhollowknight]

Emmrich being a judgmental bitch is my favorite thing

[higgsbison]

I've been thinking of the "Can Granny Weatherwax beat Bugs Bunny" question and this is my full take for Discworld characters:

Vimes - Cares too much, too easy to piss off. Has the innate chase instinct that makes characters run into walls with realistic tunnels painted on them. Might get to arrest Bugs Bunny but the beast will just slip out of the handcuffs to help him lock them, then walk out of the jail cell to have a union mandated coffee break.

Ridcully - Classic hunting season scenario, but has enough charisma to probably still get a few good shots off before the inevitable.

Rest of the wizards - No survivors, only Bugs.

Carrot - The intense near-magical narrative aura of well meaning innocence should make him immune, Bugs will likely be forced to be the villain of the episode.

Lord Vetinari - Flattened by a comically large anvil in the first few minutes of the episode, unclear if it was all a part of his long term strategy or not.

Moist - Has the 'lovable trickster getting away with it' energy, but nowhere near Bugs level. Already fell for the "old lady who swallowed a fly" scenario with the stamp slugs once, won't fare any better here.

Death - Definitely one of those "character is trying to avoid death" episodes, would go back and forth. Might actually get to end Bugs but his spirit will reappear in Death's domain and ruin his garden.

Nanny Ogg - The ultimate in anti-Bugs technology, a gleefully annoying old lady who doesn't give a fuck and definitely won't be the first to instigate the plot bearing conflict. This is a full sweep, he's the episode antagonist.

Granny Weatherwax - Too win-motivated to not lose. Would have to break the story to have any chance. Might do it.

Magrat - Will have sappy ideas about helping the poor animal which honestly has the 50:50 chance of either getting slapsticked or Bugs ending in a ye olde stroller&pacifier gag.

Colon&Nobby - Designed in a lab to be totaled by Bugs Bunny.

Tiffany Aching - A child that also has a large pan that is the perfect thing to hit someone over the head with and make a BOIOIOINGGG sound, so great odds.

[umstansich]

I can explain myself (I can't)