Haikyuu Headcanons

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HELLO!

Hi, sorry, I know I haven’t posted in like, a year. But I do plan on coming back, but I’m short on ideas for now. I’m gonna wait to see season 4, and then you’ll probably get a thousand new head canons!

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homecoming king

There is no falling for Oikawa Tōru.

Falling implies an end. It implies a beginning. It assumes there’s a way to explain what happens to his chest and his throat and his soul when caramel eyes look at him. Falling would mean Hajime hasn’t always been in love with the man who shines brighter than any star in the multitude of galaxies.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/17108942

ALSO ABOUT THE BLOG:

Sorry to add this on here, but I don’t really have time to put it anywhere else. I do have a long list of headcanons that aren’t in the queue. I won’t be able to update till I’m back in a week, because I’m going away to visit cousins, so the blog will temporarily stop, but I’ll be back soon!

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Uncle Tōru

When Oikawa’s sister dies, he has to look after Takeru with Iwaizumi, which is like they’re married, but they’re not … (basically it’s a fanfic idea that’s been stewing for a while)

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Hell’s Kitchen

Kageyama is a Gordon Ramsey-esque restaurant critic who gives Hinata’s mediocre food pretty decent reviews because he’s super smitten.

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Clean up crew

Oikawa makes Hinata and Kageyama clean up all the hair that falls during haircuts.

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Asahi’s bun

Seeing the way Asahi treats his beautiful hair hurts Oikawa in his soul.

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Shear Madness (okay I stole the pun from an improv show)

Oikawa is that talkative person who gossips while doing your hair but can’t talk in front of Iwaizumi

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Motion Sickness

Hinata fumbles over everyone cause he’s got no control over his own feet, so he may just spill your (crappy) in flight meal on you, but don’t worry, his boyfriend Kageyama will make it worse and potentially puke on you, due to his fear of heights and you leaving your window open.

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Occupied

As if Oikawa doesn’t use the restrooms to fuck his boyfriend.

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Up in the air AU?

Stewardess Oikawa gives way too much info over the comm when talking about the flight.

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Model! Oikawa

We all know Oikawa would be the whiniest model ever, but he shuts up if Iwaizumi turns up and puts him in line.

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Dig it deeper, Iwa-chan!

Iwaizumi could be a masseuse, but then that would mean Oikawa would share his talented fingers.

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No running in the lobby!

Where they work at a hotel and cause more trouble than help. 

As if Oikawa doesn’t find every cupboard to make out with his boyfriend in. 

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Uh new school idea?

Hinata works as an art teacher at a school, everyone thinks he’s a student given his height.

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What’s my name?

Oikawa is Rumpelstiltskin and Iwaizumi is a very feisty Belle.

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Hook

Oikawa is Captain Hook, Iwaizumi is Emma Swan? I can see Iwa-chan being that reluctant hero.

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Once Upon A Time AU

Hinata is Snow White, and Kageyama is Prince (not-so) Charming.