incurable milf ninja

25, dutch

[zamasian]

this is killing me

[closet-keys]

"I would kill to protect my family" (<- wants to kill people)

"I would die to protect my family" (<- passively suicidal)

I think a lot of men just add "to protect my family" after all their fantasies

[hookshot22]

Not leaving this in the tags

[bogwizzerd]

in case you ever encounter such a person, there is a foolproof rebuttal

[teathattast]

[misophonie]

god with me on a random night in 8th grade

[pussykech]

one of my nails popped off OUWIEEEE

[recoiled4]

[scoes]

[bearie]

[ilynpilled]

[herpsandbirds]

[lonelyroommp3]

REALLLLL

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Every time I see him, I have to post him b/c he looks so dapper.

[ad-profundis]

Eyes full of determination, paws full of grass.

[hewoweens]

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

[tombware]

went on a walk and spent five minutes meowing at this random cat until i realized the owner was standing right there in his yard

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[thickness-protection-program]

The only reason to have a child in this economy is to have someone to inherit your Tumblr account