I am the Wizard of Scum Vullage

Quinn | trans butch | they/she | 28

[whysosirris]

[krisonthefrontporchwithabeer-de]

your laura palmer comparison was trite and unfounded

[jadeharleyinc]

oooooh i got plany of disk space

[maja-paja]

[dogpuppy]

[artbyblastweave]

The old world is dying. The new world had that thing happen where the umbilical cord gets caught around the neck as it's coming out, yuuuurk, no new world either. So it's basically just gonna be monsters forever

[aflo]

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

[pingo1387]

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

[creativereid]

Ardea cinerea

[mysillycomics]

how to have a sturgeon summer:

1. be quite large

2. use your barbels to find prey among the gravel along the bottom of the river

3. extend your siphon-like mouth to eat small fish, shellfish, and crustaceans

4. launch yourself out of the water and make a big splash just for fun

5. show off them scutes!

you can now enjoy your sturgeon summer

[swagmancer]

[sodomit]

I was looking for photos of one physical condition that happens to penises and came across this photoset.

[karnalesbian]

level 271 penismancer demonstrating his arcane might

[bogwizzerd]

hey man. i get that you're the newest pilot on the crew and i don't know what your last work environment was like, but most of the time we have to share the mechs. they aren't like, personalized or bonded with your brain or any of that sci-fi shit. you aren't really supposed to get attached to them emotionally. and you most certainly are *not* permitted to jerk off in them.

[bogwizzerd]

y'all didn't like this one very much huh

[pmamtraveller]

Detail from “The Fall of the Rebel Angels” by Frans Floris, 1554

[mr-deep-downer]

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

[perkwunos]

The Johnny Appleseed they don’t want you to know about

[bigfuckingcrab]

[jumese]

i step out onto stage clad in full corpse paint and death metal regalia and start playing the most middle-of-the-road soft rock you've heard since 1974

[jumese]

[deirdreskye]