your pants

things we say and want to post even though we're the only ones who care. put it in your pants.

[whatshouldwecallme]

While everyone else is obsessed with posting pictures of where they are and who they're with

Meanwhile, there’s me:

[putitinyourpants]

meatbag has me pegged.

[putitinyourpants]

hide your kids

putting-on-tights time is the worst time

[putitinyourpants]

I was watching this show about this girl who waited [until marriage to have sex] and she ended up having vaginismus. serves her right

sympathetic friend

[putitinyourpants]

not ok

cats on kitchen counters. I'm not down with that. when did all other cat owners decide it was ok? wrong.

[putitinyourpants]

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[putitinyourpants]

christmas

claire: you can get me this octopus bike bell

meatbag: Awesome. I love buying stuff people will never use.

claire: no more help from me, dick

meatbag: i already got you a present, vag

[putitinyourpants]

you're still the one pool where i'd happily drown

[whatshouldwecallme]

When I'm on a call at work and keep getting sidetracked by pretty much anything

[whatshouldwecallme]

When someone asks me how many hours I spend on the internet every week

[putitinyourpants]

self control

things i can't keep in the house due to risk of OD:

cereal

peanut butter

cashews

pickles

[putitinyourpants]

taye diggs

shit, he's hot.

[putitinyourpants]

claire k reinhold

incapable of leaving well-enough alone since 1984

[putitinyourpants]

and then I realized there’s no such thing as a slut and you should just get it while you can.

Jenny Slate

[putitinyourpants]

[putitinyourpants]

more mass text love

meatbag: if i had a vagina, i'd put my phone in there. IT WON'T SHUT UP

claire: you're being a drama queen, so i'm pretty sure you have a vag.

[putitinyourpants]

So you were like, he hates mass texts and brunch, so I think I'll put him on this mass text about brunch.

meatbag